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Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded fromGirlfriend 7.0 toWife 1.0. I soon
noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all
other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,Football 5.0
,Hunting and Fishing 7.5, andRacing 3.6no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keepWife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking
about going back toGirlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall
doesn't work onWife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
a Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade fromGirlfriend 7.0 toWife 1.0 ,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment
program.Wife 1.0 is anOPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
its Creator to runEVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to
deleteWife 1.0 and to return toGirlfriend 7.0 . It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from
the system once installed.

You cannot go back toGirlfriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife
1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Child Support. I
recommend that you keepWife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application
'Yes dear' to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command
C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to
normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support
programs, such asClean and Sweep 3.0 ,Cook It 1.5 andDo
Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program
Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 andDiamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not
supported by Wife
1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating
system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support