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Today i review IRON MAN!!!....na na na na *nice little movie reviewers theme music with me dancing in the background, and crazy font flying everywhre*

Iron Man, billionare tony stark goes to demonstrate his latest weapon in afghanistan(mostly likely mispelled that), where suddenly he's ambushed by insurgents....fatally wounded by shrapnel to the heart, he is kept alive by an electromagnetic device that prevents the shrapnel from reaching his heart. He is held captive in order to build a weapon for the evil baddies...but instead he builds a suit of armor to escape.

He returns home and changes his ways from weapons industrialist to humanitarian of sorts, thus building a modified armor suit to fight crime and provide cookies for all 4laugh

Robert Downey Jr and friends provide a good performance resulting in action and humor rolled into one kick a** package

i give this movie dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama four drama llamas out of five!...why i give four, simply because they failed to mention Iron Man's sidekick Squishy!

i highly recommend you guys go watch it with family and friends...thats if you havent already sweatdrop

i think i can safely say that iron will become the new spiderman...but without the big old wuss peter parker has become wahmbulance

Baby Mama!

Yeah, I actually went to go see it, and it wasn't bad. Actually, it was pretty damn funny.

In the movie, the main character has been a business woman most of her life, and is in high-rankings within her company, a chain of health-food stores. But, one day she starts realizing she's missing in her life, and decides she wants to have a baby, even though is isn't married.

So, she goes to the sperm bank, blah blah blah, tries to get pregnant, doesn't, and then we see PC from the Mac commercials tell her he doesn't like her uterus confused

So, she decides to have a surrogate mother carry her baby for her. As it turns out, the surrogate is a poor redneck with a cheap boyfriend.


I'm not gonna ruin the rest of the movie, but I recommend it, since it's pretty hilarious.

eek who told you?! *cough* i mean no.
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Nope, we just go to YouTube, nowadays.

I got lots of movies!

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I don't remember the main character's name, I hardly ever do, so I'll say Kevin. Kevin is a math genius. He gets awesome grades in all his classes, and he dreams of going to Harvard Medical School. The only problem is it cost 300,000 dollars. He finds out his teacher at MIT runs a team. A team of card-counters. So to raise the money for school, he joins them. I don't want to give anything else away, but its an awesome movie. Highly recommended with 4 poker chips out of 5.


The Dark Knight

Batman is back, this time with a new bat cave, suit improvements, and bat mobile improvements. A lunatic named 'Joker' appears out of nowhere and starts to lead the gangsters of the city. His plan, 'kill the batman'. As he does this, many things happen. The new DA of gotham is an outstanding lawyer who has put many criminals behind bars, and is dating the girl of batman's dreams (I can't remember her name either). Once again, I don't want to spoil the plot twists and stuff, but this movie is fantastic. It gets 3 batmobiles out of 5.

Hancock

Hancock is an alcoholic superhero in new york city. Well, not really a super hero, cause everyone hates him. The only thing he remembers from his past is waking up in a hospital and being told he was mugged. When he saves one person, the person becomes very thankful and tries to help Hancock change his image. Awesome movie, go see it now.
It gets 5 Will Smiths out of 5.

more to come later cause I don't feel like typing them all now.

(imagine me talking like j jonah jameson from spiderman)ha love it, keep it up! this thread will become the media source for our barton soldiers looking for a good flick

... gonk we go to youtube nowadays, excuses excuses these newbs puts you vets to shame! scream *








*most highest apoligies to barton veterans, this thread was written to make a comic point and not a real statement, newbs will be noobs and will forever remain under our shoes, we will continue to give them false hopes of advancement in rank

Umm... My sister forced me to go see Mamma Mia... It actually wasn't that terrible if you don't mind musicals or ABBA. If you don't know the basic story, the main character Sophie is getting married in like a day, but she doesn't know who her father is, but from being a creeper and and reading her mom's diary, she know who the three possibilities are. So she invites them to her wedding, while trying to hide them from her mother for the few days before, even though she finds them and doesn't know why they are there.
I rate it 3 sexes on the beach out of 5. Or maybe 2.5 Pierce Brosnans. Except there was no action... Except for "dot dot dot"


Indiana Jones!
Is overall a good continuation of the stories. The only real part that didn't fit was right towards the end with some aliens, but as far as the real end, you could totally see it coming from the start.
5 Illegitimate Love-Children out of 5!
So... I'll write one around Nov 7th.

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