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 Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:51 pm
The Unknown Mercenary Cross: *looks at the money.....* s**t WTF??? ITS MONOPOLY MONEY WTF? IS? THIS? s**t? Reno: *looks at it* AWWW DAMMIT IT IS crying
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:53 pm
T.U.M.: .....HE WENT TATA WAY *points to a dark box*
Cross:...IMA ON IT *runs into the dark box and falls into a abyss that seems never ending* AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
...T.U.M.:....woops....umm i forgot...its the other box =P
Reno: yo weres cross?
T.U.M.:....there *points to the box*
Reno: oh ok ima find him *goes in* AHHHHH SHIIItttttttt
T.U.M.: WTF I DIDNT SAY GO INTO IT....ohh wellz IMA COMING *runs into it* AHHHHhhhhh
*************************Next...The Party Chapter 2 - Into The Abyss****************
(sounds like a game title =P)
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:36 am
Reno: *wakes up* wat the hell happened
T.U.M.: hey u up?
Reno:wat are u doing? how did we end up in a field and were the hell is cross?
T.U.M.:he went to find food. we found and killed a dear.
Reno:how the hell did you kill a dear with no tools
T.U.M.: mnnn, when we fell we found swords and bows & arrows etc.
here *passes a necklace to reno*
Reno: what the hell is this?
T.U.M.: i dunno but it has your name on it.
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 11:32 am
reno: oh really...ok then *puts it on*...what now?
T.U.M.:...dono....u cross fell in...then you, being the idiot,went in after him....and i didnt want to be alone so i went to =P
Reno:how do we get back? *mumble*me an idiot?*mumble*
T.U.M.: 0.o if i knew that...do u think i would still be here?....
Reno:....
T.U.M.: anyways...we dono were we are....we fell into a box...and ended up in a field...i still dont even know how we survived from that abyss fall lolz
Reno:...thats not helping
T.U.M.:....ok well ima go to sleep..wake me if something happens or cross gets his a** back =P
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 7:14 am
5 hours later........
Reno: hmm i wounder about this necklace
....silence......
T.U.M.: Zzzzz
Reno:hmmmm its been a while. were the hell is cross?
*Ground shakes*
T.U.M.: *wakes up* wat the hell was tat?!
Reno: i dont know
T.U.M.: where is cross?
Reno: i dunno, he never come back yet
T.U.M.: *tck* s**t, okay reno gather the food and i will get the others stuff
Reno:kay Its been awhile the sun should rise soon
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:05 pm
T.U.M.: were the ******** is cross? i thought i told him to be back here ASAP.....god dammit
Reno: wonder if something happened to him
T.U.M.: *tch* well i gave him a dagger... why the ******** would he need to defend himself from? i haven't seen s**t since i got here 0.o
Reno: who knows but we might run into trouble along the way
T.U.M.: granted...lets take the katana's and a dagger as well....ill carry 2 and if i find cross ill give him one, if u find him bring him back here ASAP...im getting hungry >.<
Reno: yah, sure...just hope he aint hurt
T.U.M.:...*mumble* i hope he has my food *mumble*
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:24 pm
1 hour later......
the sun starts to rise....
Reno:hmmmm hey tum u see tat?
TUM:*mumble*
Reno:tum?
TUM: ah ah wat?
Reno:u spaced out for a sec..... i asked if u can see tat?
TUM: see wat?
Reno: i think i see a dear!!
TUM: well wat are u waiting 4 then? u got arrows right? or a gun?
Reno: TUM u got the guns! and i never used a bow and arrow b4......
ok wait a sec.....*shoots arrow*
TUM surprised ooo not even close
Reno surprised shut up i told u b4 i never shot one b4
TUM:*whispers to self* "is this guy really this lame?"
Reno: u say something?
TUM:.....*bang*
in distance dears goes down....
Reno:holy s**t
TUM: *tck**mumble* i didnt want him to see i was so good so soon
*mumble*
Reno surprised ur food that we already had would have only last a week....good thing there is a river near by or our water would have been gone in 5 days. ....if we all were here..... yeah we should hunt some more just in case......
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:30 pm
T.U.M.: *tch* were the hell is that Cross....didn't u find him?
Reno: i told u i didn't find anything..wat about u?
T.U.M.: *mumble* *tch* god dam cross *mumble* fine ima go look for him again
Reno: wait i dont have any protection
T.U.M.:....fine whatever u know how to use a gun at least right?
Reno: well kinda...im not that good though
T.U.M.: dont matter...there nothing that can hurt u without coming in for melee...and this is a semi auto 15 bullet pistol...3 of these bullets should take down a buffalo so u got nothing to worry about...shoot once...at long range, and if u miss wait till they are like 10-20 meters ahead...if they get closer shoot till it goes down...ammo over there...ill brb
Reno:.....o-kay....
***********End of Chapter 2.....Next... The Party Chapter 3 - Mysterious Findings************
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:43 am
8:00 am
we go now to cross for a brief second....
Cross: s**t were r those guys. i lost track of time and now i am lost.
dead silence............
back to reno......
Ren: damn i hate guns..... i like swords and s**t (as in middle ages) like tat....... i guess i could use both.... why the hell did we leave all those weapons tat we found when we landed back there. well atleast i took a dagger a longsword and bow and arrows and now i got this gun
now to tum
T.U.M.: where the hell is he. he said he would be back soon. maybe we shouldnt have both left to look for him? hmm and now tat i think back y was there a neckless for reno back there? i guess we'll find out later.
back to reno
Reno:hmmm something doesnt feel right......is someone in danger........
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:32 pm
T.U.M.:...there he i----wtf is that? that aint reno? *looks closer* damn cant make it out from here.....hmm *takes out bonoculers* hmmm.......ohh s**t....*looks closer* THAT A ******** WALKER???...WTF IS A WALKER DOING HERE??....ahhh s**t
To reno
Reno:...hmm maybe i should go...hmm...dammit ill never get here in time *necalas starts shining*....wtf? oh well im go....*reno starts running*
to cross
Cross:.....dammit...were am i going to gooooo crying *looks around* wtf? *looks at his finger*...why the s**t i got a ring on my finger???....*starts shining....arow pops up*....well...this is wierd...hmm....lets see.....this way it says.....i got no were else to go
Back to TUM
T.U.M.:...awww s**t....its about 1000m away ******** around...dammit i gotta get something.....*sees a sniper rifle*......hmm ^_^ *takes it, unlocks bipod, scopes in*...ok then *shoots, misses* s**t...i cant get him at this range.....wait...wtf? *scopes in again* AWWW WTF??? NOW THERES LIKE A SQUAD OF GUYS??? WTF WERE THE s**t IS THIS *eye starts glowing*.....wtf??? *scopes in and is able to use "precision accuracy" and "target precision" with the eye*...hmmm this is interesting...i think im beginning to understand this now ^_^
To reno
Reno: Hay theres CROSS......why is he going so slow???...wtf?.....or...am i just going faster...?? *looks at his necklace*....can...i...go...faster than others? or slow down time....how i deactivate this....
To Cross
Cross:....hmmm it now says this---*reno appears* AHHHH WTF???...jeezuse u scared the s**t outa me...how u do that??
Reno:...i...think i can...slow down time...or speed myself to extreme speeds...
Cross:....wtf??? well than....thats so wierd anyways i think we should go this way
Reno: why??....
Cross:...umm because....this ring says so =P
Reno:....huh?...well seeing my necklace...im not really....well anyway... lets go...i think T.U.M. is in trouble 0.o
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:51 am
Reno:*necklace glows* holy s**t i see something.....
Cross: wat is it?
Reno: it looks like, like items....
Cross:u see items in ur head
Reno:yeah......
*Reno falls to the ground*
Cross:holy s**t wtf just happened
Reno starts to light up
Cross: holy mother ******** stands up.....
Renovartio: hmmm its been awhile. i should have awoken a long time ago.
>.>
<.<
it seems we're in the magic world
Cross: wtf r u talking about reno?
Renovartio: o young one...u shall address me by my full name or as ren when i am awoken, u can go back to calling me reno when i revert back..
Cross:awoken? wat do u mean by tat?
Renovartio: there is no time to explain it now. all i can say is tat i am in my awaken state right now. and i dont think we have much time b4 i revert back to my normal self...i was suppose to be eased into remembering my full past but since we r here and in danger my mind has reverted to this state. the longer i am in this state my mind will decay...
Cross:isnt tat kinda harsh
Renovartio: well i was suppose to start remembering over a period of time and in tat way my mind would gradually get used to all my knowledge. but this way my brain is being overloaded..
Cross:wait*ring starts going berserk* ok ok ok we have to get going ren..
Renovartio surprised k hold on. *nothing happens* o s**t it seems i haven't gotten all my powers back yet. ok then tat means i have to do a little time magic with extreme speed. hold on cross and tell me wat direction while we r moving
Cross surprised k ill tell u the direction but y do i have 2 hold on? for wat?
Renovartio:well since i cant teleport right now i have to do this
Cross: do waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Cross and ren go into a as ultra speed mode.
1.5 minutes later
back to TUM
TUM:were r those assholes.......
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:16 am
T.U.M.: *uses eye to shoot headshots* well this is ******** fun...*yells out loud* IM RUNNING OUTA ******** BULLETS.,...WHY WONT U PEOPLE DIEEEE *starts shooting ******** this s**t...*takes out the dual uzis*...dono were this came from *uses eye and shoots* HOLY s**t...i can snipe with uzis...well then 0.o *starts shooting*
10 minutes later
T.U.M.:....WTF??? WHY WONT IT END......dammit *tch*
walker is now within 500 meters while troops within 100 meters
T.U.M.: awww ******** this AINT good......ahhh wat else is here *pulls out a machine gun with bipod*.....WERE THE ******** WERE U WHILE I WAS SHOOTING?...ahh ******** it just get set up *sets it up*..alright lets try this out *starts shooting again*
2 minutes later
T.U.M.: this is getting ******** rediculous...WAT DO THEY HAVE LIKE INFINITE NUMBERS....arrgg......were THE ******** IS THOSE BITCHES....THIS IS GETTING ******** Chapter 2..........Start Chapter 4 - "A New Enemy And An Allie With It"*******
.....lolz =P this is getting fun =P we should write a freaken book =P
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:32 am
Ren :um cross were r going almost half the speed of light how come we arent there yet?
Cross:sorry we r going to fast the arrow is spinning like crazy
Ren: ok fine *cuts down to just time slowing*
Cross:y didnt we do tat in the beginning
ren: bcuz the other one is less energy consuming. didnt i say i havent gotten all my powers back yet so i have to use less energy based moves for this kinda thing..
cross: but we shouldn't have been tat far away!
Ren: oh yeah..... s**t.
Cross: never mind we're here
Ren: ok
cross and ren appear right in front of TUM"S
TUM:holy s**t i almost shot u guys
Cross:long time no see ^_^
TUM: shhhhhh were under attack u dope
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:53 am
T.U.M.: MOVE IDIOTS *pulls both down while a bullet goes over their heads
Cross: WTF was that?????
T.U.M: dono...thought it was u....and it was a ******** walker and some army of some sort....they ******** shootin...ive been trying to fend them off...*points to thee billions of empty case shells* but as u can see...THEY JUST KEEP COMING....this is rediculous...dono even know how i got so much ammo and guns 0.o
Cross:...SHITT crying wat we going to do
T.U.M.: grab a gun and start shooting...unless u got something better planed?
Cross: well i dont but maybe renovatio does?
T.U.M. and cross both look at renovatio.....
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:21 am
ren:its been awhile since i deffeated these idiots. they should be sending in their shadow demon puppets soon
Cross:wat r shadow demon puppets?
ren:they r creatures wrought from the evil of a black winged angullus draco who of royal descent. they have there own minds put r still just shadow puppets.
TUM:wat do u mean u: "havent fought them in a while"? and how do u know so much about them. reno?
ren:plz call me.....
ren faints again
Reno gets up
TUM: wat was tat u were in mid sentence.
reno surprised h how did we get here so fast? wats happening?
5 shadow demon puppets appear inffront of them.
TUM:get down!
TUM pushes other two into trees which layed right behind them.
SDP1:now were r the humens tat we were sent here to kill?
SDP2:idk they were spotted right here.
SDP3: didnt the master say tat one of them was a guy we killed b4?
SDP2:yeah a guy named ren or something..
SDP5:yeah it was 17 years ago remember?
SDP1:yeah numb nuts it was the semi-immortal gaurdian and his companions...
SDP4:yeah it was great when we killed tat girl we was wit
reno's face goes pale
SDP5:yeah and he was begging us not to kill her
SDP2:yeah and he was all sobing. and crying her name
SDP4:wat was her name again?
SDP3:morica?
SDP2:no more like malinda
SDP1:nah ur bothe wrong it was
Reno:MORIA!!
reno walks out of the bushes
cross: no reno
TUM pulls cross back
TUM:no dont or u'll be cought too
SDP1:aw so u came out of hiding...how...stupid of u.....
twisted
SDP2:yes u havent even unlocked a single part of ur memories yet
RENO:shut up
SDP1:!!!
RENO:i shall avenge her
SDP1:wat in this weak form
RENO:I'll kill u
reno's necklace glows
RENO is in golfed by a white light
Cross and TUM's:holy s**t...
reno's cloaths change (the best i can describe it. is tat it kinda looks like my dream avi)
reno now has four wings on his back. all four r black but one is feathered and the other scaly.
Reno:i shall make u pay for wat u have done!
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