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 Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:00 pm
 Noir shook head head with a heavy sigh, he couldn't believe he had let his two legger and the two legger of his mate talk him into this. He was being sent of to one of the giant @ss soquili who would give him lessons on mating. Godd@mnit he didn't need lessons on this! It wasn't his fault in the past seven... going on eight months he had been unable to get his mate knocked up. Lickety's two legger must have her on some kind of birth control and that sure as h3ll wasn't his fault. Stomping down on a passin cockroach, Noir contiuned through the two-legger's teepee's trying to find this so called " Dirt" soquili. Not that he really needed to look his two-legger had tied a big @ss note with the word dirt on it around his neck.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:21 pm
Dirt looked down upon this small horse curiously. Was this the horse he had to train at something? Why had there been a sign hung around his neck with TRID written on it? He had thrown that away thinking it said he was a turd after it had been placed on him.
"So... um little thing infront of me. Are you the one looking to be trained at something? I got absolutley no details about anything except for some rude sign hung around my neck. I was hoping it was so some more hot mares would find me but all of them already know how to find me." He tried to smile at this little one but really didn't want to because it was a male and he just wasn't in to that at all.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:13 pm
Snorting Noir looked over the dirt colored Soquili. Find Dirt Check.... Godd@mn two legger. " My two legger sent me to find you to get lessons yes.... f@ck.... d@mnit... sonofab!tch.. .h3ll.....on M...A...T...I...N...G" Glaring up at the larger soquili Noir blushed turning a slight purple.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:35 pm
He looks at the little one turning purple in the face and chuckles a little. "Do you not know how to do what needs to be done?" He looks amused at the little one who asked such a strange question.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:30 pm
Stomping his hoof down Noir glared harder at the larger soquili. " I what the h3ll to do....I apparently just don't know how to do it right.....I've been trying with my mate for seven months now"
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:35 pm
He looks at the small one like it was an insignificant bug. "Do you speak to your lady with that same nasty mouth of yours? If so then that's step one. Talk to your buddies like that. Talk to your woman otherwise." He then realises he doesn't know his name. "Before I go any farther with this you should introduce yourself. You know me but I know you not."
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:39 pm
"Mon Princesse does not mind my mouth. I am Prince Noir de Glace... mon princesse is all I need....."
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:42 pm
"Well Noir if I may call you that instead of the full title unless I can call you de.", he snorts out a chuckle after saying this. "Have you ever tried talking with any kind of sweetness in your voice and less language to her? That could be one of the factors why you've been trying for seven months. Let me see how romantically you can talk."
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:49 pm
"Stupid grand tas de saleté!!... I tend not to be so vulgar around mon princesse but I will not sweet talk a stallion.... Noir is fine or Glace"
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:51 pm
He blinks while being spoken to. "You are not sweet talking me you are sweet talking an imaginary her. Whatever her name is. Keep up with the hissy fits and I'll just go and show her what a real stallion is. Now do as I say."
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:56 pm
Blushing Noir shut his eyes stomping his hooves down for several moments as he imagined Lickety. " Mon Princesse's name is Baby Lickety-Split....she's so lovely her hair is soft pale in of the morning sunrise clouds. She is the lovely paleness of lavander, she is lovely beyond all others. The thought of her carrying my young is enough to make me faint. She is mine and mine alone Dirt pile"
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:02 pm
"I'm amazed no real insult coming from your mouth. So Lickety-Split is it?" He walked around the minature stallion wondering what a female would see in him for he was nowhere near as sexy as himself. "My name is not Dirt pile it's Dirt. Is that how you would woo her? Sure the mine and mine alone part was sweet in some strange way but wouldn't it be better suited to say my one and only?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:10 pm
Glancing up at Dirt Noir eyed him strangly. " I have never told Lickety those things...she would think I'm insane I am perfect as I am she has told me so ....Dirt"
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:14 pm
"You my dense little friend are so wrong." He started laughing loudly at Noir. "What a female says and what a female means is completely different. If she said you are perfect as you are then that means that she tollerates you but you aren't going to get much more than that. Now you have to think like she would to figure out what she really thinks perfect is and strive for that."
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:05 pm
Blinking Noir shook his head slowly. " You are stupid dirt pile! Mon Princesse would never lie to me! I am perfect!"
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