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 Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:28 pm
THE M U S I C B O X BEAT
It may have been an allergic reaction, or it might have had something to do with the fact that the spice elevated his blood pressure through the roof. Whatever it was, it had compelled all five of Kakuzu’s hearts to groan “******** this” at the same time and simultaneously crap out.
Miraculously, though, the heart in the lower left half of his body managed to start itself up again when Hidan stood up and kicked him in the side, obviously in a half-assed attempt to fix whatever had his partner lying motionless on the floor.
“Kakuzu, what the hell’s the matter with you?” Hidan demanded, actually looking somewhat alarmed at the sight of tears trickling from the corners of the Falls nin’s blankly staring eyes. “a*****e, if it was that bad, you should’ve just said so!”
It was when Kakuzu attempted to respond that he noticed that he was completely paralyzed. The single, feebly beating heart in the lower half of his body was incapable of supplying enough blood to the parts of his brain controlling speech and movement.
Motionless, flat on his back, staring with blank, wide eyes at the lethargically spinning ceiling fan and the tacky, sparkling confetti hanging aimlessly from the walls—he looked, more or less, completely dead.
Hidan toed him in the side a few more times, his sour expression eventually morphing into one of genuine shock as Kakuzu remained motionless, gaze fixed unblinkingly on the ceiling.
“Oh, s**t,” Hidan said blankly.
Hahaha
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:08 pm
THE M U S I C B O X BEAT
“How?” Tobi echoed unsurely, clueless as he raised the camera. “How what? How do you take a picture? Like this.”
Tobi pressed the shutter release button.
Another blinding flash of light hit him and Itachi lost all vestiges of sight, his vision dissolving into a red haze and searing pain into the depths of his brain.
He lost any and all balance and stumbled backwards.
Tobi froze and the rest of the Akatsuki waiting below felt their jaws drop as Uchiha Itachi tumbled headfirst off the cliff.
For a moment, they just watched him fall, utterly speechless.
Then—
“Holy s**t, the rocks!” Hidan pointed to the sharp, jagged rocks beneath the cliff.
“Catch him, all of you!” the Leader barked. “Now!”
They scrambled in panic to get away from the Leader when he threw them a glare and rushed blindly towards the rocks—including Kakuzu, who was limping as fast as his crutches would let him.
-C-
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:09 pm
THE M U S I C B O X BEAT
They scrambled in panic to get away from the Leader when he threw them a glare and rushed blindly towards the rocks—including Kakuzu, who was limping as fast as his crutches would let him.
They stopped directly below their plummeting comrade.
“Cloaks!” Kisame shouted.
Within a second, all five of them had whipped off their cloaks and formed a half-assed rescue net by tying the sleeves together.
They branched out, holding tightly and bracing themselves when Itachi finally made contact, hitting the ‘net’ with enough velocity to make them all stumble and fall inwards into a haphazard dog pile, pinning the Uchiha beneath.
“What the hell—Deidara, your hand is biting my leg!”
“Sorry, un.”
“Oh s**t…I think I broke another rib…”
“Whoever’s got their hand on my a**, I’m going to give you till the count of one before I mess you up, seriously.”
“Idiots, Itachi’s still under us!”
Kakuzu rolled off of Kisame’s back and Deidara crawled over Hidan and Zetsu, revealing the battered Uchiha’s limp arm.
“Get him out of there,” the Leader snapped. “Zetsu, take him inside.”
“Yes, sir.”
“The rest of you, get out of my sight,” the Leader spat, staring in disgust at the shirtless, cowering men. “And go put on some clothes.”
They obeyed, hobbling into the headquarters hugging themselves.
“Itachi-saaan!”
The Leader turned around as Tobi came running up to him, out of breath and sounding alarmed.
“Leader-sama, is Itachi-san all right?” Tobi cried fearfully. “Did I…kill him?”
“No, he’s alive.”
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:13 pm
HaiHaiHai★
“What are you talking about?” Kisame said offhandedly, meticulously picking through his food in paranoia.
“Oh, Zetsu-san has a friend we haven’t met,” Tobi said brightly, oblivious to Zetsu’s dismayed sigh. “And I think it’s a girl.”
“What?” Deidara perked up from the other side of the table. “Like, a girl-girl?”
Tobi nodded. “Her name is Hanako. Right, Zetsu-san?”
The white half of Zetsu’s face reddened and the plant-like appendages attached to his body closed slightly in an effort to hide his blush.
“Nice going, Zetsu-san,” Deidara said with a grin as he drowned his eggs in ketchup. “Bring her to meet us, un.”
Zetsu shook his head.
The Leader stared over his newspaper at Zetsu, having listened to the conversation.
“I trust you haven’t told this friend about the activities of our organization?”
“No, sir.”
“Wow, Zetsu-san,” Tobi said in awe. “That’s impressive, considering how you have her locked in your closet and—UMPH!”
The Leader lowered his newspaper and raised his eyebrows when Zetsu clapped a hand over Tobi’s mouth, shoving his head under the table.
“Seriously?” Hidan said, looked impressed. “In the closet?”
“What,” the Leader said blankly. “Did Tobi just say?”
“Nothing, sir,” Zetsu replied, sounding remarkably calm as he maintained his grip on Tobi’s neck. “He said nothing. Right, Tobi?”
“Yes. Nothing,” Tobi squeaked from under the table.
The Leader gave him one last stare before rising and leaving the room. Once Zetsu was sure he was out earshot, he released Tobi.
“You locked a girl in your closet?” Kisame said in surprise. “If the Leader finds out”—
“He won’t, unless one of you tells him,” Zetsu said with a glare.
“I promise I won’t, un,” Deidara said, waving his hands. “I just wanna meet her is all.”
“Yes, Zetsu-san,” Tobi said hesitantly, rubbing his neck. “We promise we won’t tell.”
“Speak for yourself,” Kakuzu said with a sneer. “Hey Zetsu, pay up and maybe I’ll keep my mouth shut.”
Zetsu fixed his stare on the masked man.
“Do it and I’ll eat you.”
Hidan made a face. “That’s freakin’ nasty, man. Kakuzu probably tastes like s**t.”
Kakuzu shot him a dirty look.
Zetsu opened his mouth to speak, but then closed it again, looking thoughtful.
“If Tobi passes his initiation test today…then I will introduce her to you,” he finally sighed in resignation.
Tobi perked up.
“Really, Zetsu-san? Then I’ll try my best!”
Zetsu just nodded tiredly before rising and beckoning for Tobi to follow him. Tobi eagerly got to his feet and followed Zetsu to the doorway before turning back to face the others.
“Wish me luck, guys!”
Then he left.
Deidara sniffed.
★ByeByeBye!
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:22 pm
HaiHaiHai★
“That’s enough,” the Leader said flatly, moving to lie down. “Lights out. Now.”
Zetsu gingerly placed Tobi closest to the sofa, draping the blanket over him before moving over to his own spot. Hidan snatched up his pillow, holding it between his teeth as he crawled across the makeshift bed, attempting to get as far away from Tobi as possible.
Kisame lay down next to Zetsu, Deidara lay down next to Kisame, Kakuzu lay down next to Deidara, and Hidan lay down next to Kakuzu. Itachi slipped on his sleeping mask and curled up on the loveseat.
Silence.
Then Hidan spoke, rather loudly.
“Just so you all know…I don’t swing that way. So if any of you make with the grabby hands, I’ll freakin’ castrate you. Seriously.”
“Don’t flatter yourself, Hidan.”
“Shut up, Kakuzu.”
“Hey, Zetsu,” Kisame muttered. “Mind moving over a little? Your, er, plant parts are poking me.”
Zetsu moved.
“If anyone needs to relieve themselves,” the Leader suddenly said, turning his head to stare down at them imperiously. “Go now.”
“I’m good, un.” Deidara said, snuggling under his blanket. “I can hold it for up to twelve hours, no joke.”
“Too much information, Deidara,” Kisame muttered.
“I need more room,” Hidan whined, flinging his arm over his head, unwittingly backhanding Itachi right in the face.
“Ow,” Itachi said monotonously.
“Oh, s**t. Sorry.”
“Silence,” the Leader said, sounding annoyed. “If I hear another word, you’ll all be sleeping outside.”
“Sir?” Deidara said meekly. “What if I accidentally talk in my sleep?”
“Just shut up.”
“…un.”
Kakuzu reached up and extinguished the lamps, casting the living room into complete darkness save for the moonlight shining faintly through the window.
One by one, each of them fell asleep.
★ByeByeBye!
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:05 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:17 pm
HaiHaiHai★
random quotes that I found funny from a story I read
xD
★ByeByeBye!
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:54 pm
Its... a huge wall of text. XD
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:01 pm
UR MOM IS A HUGE WALL OF TEXT
D:<
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:30 am
Yeah she is
considering she reads lots of books, not to mention works at the library.
XD
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:45 pm
U TURNED MAI DISS INTO A FACT
NOT COOL
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:45 pm
LMAO
Habit of mine.
Whenever someone says something about doing it with my mom, I just say "Ew. Poor you." XDD
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:13 am
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:57 pm
Its true. O.o thats so disgusting.
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:00 pm
THE M U S I C B O X BEAT
“Did you use the Kiokuchikan (memory altering device)?” Naruto asks his walking partner, while once again under the guise of Uzumaki Naruto.
His companion Kin is quick to answer “Hai, Taichou-sama.”
“Did you hear?” a random villager exclaims to another.
“No, what?” the second wondered.
“You mean you haven’t? The whole town is buzzing about it. The Uzumaki kid seems to have won his preliminary match by default, a bus crashed into his opponent killing her instantly!” the first answered.
The second whistles “Damn that lucky brat!” he pauses for a second “What is a bus anyway?”
First shakes his head “No idea.”
With a sweatdrop forming at the back of his head Naruto mutters “Maybe you shouldn’t have put the device on random.” with a sigh he continues “Busses don’t even exist here.”
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