*cracks neck* ok... here we go...
ya.... i know this could never happen cuz Al is a suit of armor and could never ever um.... how should I put this.... eh, fart will be good enough...
its just when i saw these pictures, this thought came to mind.....
((dont hurt me!!!! *cringe*))

Ed: oops.... I farted....
Alphonse: WOAH!
eek *sweatdrop*

*everyone went back to enjoying their meal, then, they all here something rather...... disturbing*
Ed: WTF?!?
Alphonse: payback....
Ed: OH GAWD!!!!
gonk ya.... dont hurt me for my sick and twisted mind.... *crawls away*