THE M U S I C B O X BEAT
HAYE THAI
HERE THAY ARE
Why is it that dogs are always sticking their heads out the window but they always move their face when you blow in it
If it doesn’t matter if you win or lose then why have a score?
Where does weight GO when you lose it
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
How come there’s no mouse flavored cat food?
Why do people say LOL when they’re not really laughing?
What do you say to Hello Kitty when she leaves?
how many smiles can one person actually fake?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it that Doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Am I the only one who sees the Irony of ‘World Famous Secret Agent’?
How can something be NEW and IMPOROVED?
Why was Humpty Dumpty on that wall in the first place?
If the number 2 pencil is so popular, then why is it still number 2?
Which is worse? If nothing ever matters or if everything always matters?
Why does everything taste like chicken?
Is there another word for synonym?
If aliens are smarter than us, and we are smarter than animals, why do they keep abducting cows?
If stank is the past tense of stink, and drank if the past tense of drink, what’s the past tense of wink?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
If the plural of a goose is geese...the plural for a mouse is mice...and the plural for louse is lice...then why isn't a moose meese and sheep a shoup!
Do we have imaginary friends… Or are we theirs?
How do you throw away a Garbage can? If there's an exception to every rule, is there an
exception to that rule?
If Waldo married Carmen Sandiego how would ANYONE be able to find their wedding?
Since Bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
When a Bus Driver gets off the bus just who shuts the door?
Why is a boxing ring SQUARE?
How do “Please keep off the grass” signs get there?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with
When French people swear do they say Pardon my English?
What do sheep count when they want to sleep?
How does one REALLY know that the fridge light actually goes off? The door is closed!
If you throw a cat out of a moving car window, is it called Kitty Litter?
If you cover peanuts in butter are they buttered peanuts or peanut butter?
When Sting dies will his tombstone say, “Stung”?
Why is it always in the last place you look?
Why can’t we sneeze with our eyes OPEN?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Do you itch a scratch? Or scratch an Itch?
How does a mime use a drive through?
Does knocking on wood actually do anything?
How come Pluto had to sleep in a doghouse while Goofy slept on a nice comfy bed?
If Guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Where’s Waldo?
HAYE THAI
HERE THAY ARE
Why is it that dogs are always sticking their heads out the window but they always move their face when you blow in it
If it doesn’t matter if you win or lose then why have a score?
Where does weight GO when you lose it
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
How come there’s no mouse flavored cat food?
Why do people say LOL when they’re not really laughing?
What do you say to Hello Kitty when she leaves?
how many smiles can one person actually fake?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it that Doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Am I the only one who sees the Irony of ‘World Famous Secret Agent’?
How can something be NEW and IMPOROVED?
Why was Humpty Dumpty on that wall in the first place?
If the number 2 pencil is so popular, then why is it still number 2?
Which is worse? If nothing ever matters or if everything always matters?
Why does everything taste like chicken?
Is there another word for synonym?
If aliens are smarter than us, and we are smarter than animals, why do they keep abducting cows?
If stank is the past tense of stink, and drank if the past tense of drink, what’s the past tense of wink?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
If the plural of a goose is geese...the plural for a mouse is mice...and the plural for louse is lice...then why isn't a moose meese and sheep a shoup!
Do we have imaginary friends… Or are we theirs?
How do you throw away a Garbage can? If there's an exception to every rule, is there an
exception to that rule?
If Waldo married Carmen Sandiego how would ANYONE be able to find their wedding?
Since Bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
When a Bus Driver gets off the bus just who shuts the door?
Why is a boxing ring SQUARE?
How do “Please keep off the grass” signs get there?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with
When French people swear do they say Pardon my English?
What do sheep count when they want to sleep?
How does one REALLY know that the fridge light actually goes off? The door is closed!
If you throw a cat out of a moving car window, is it called Kitty Litter?
If you cover peanuts in butter are they buttered peanuts or peanut butter?
When Sting dies will his tombstone say, “Stung”?
Why is it always in the last place you look?
Why can’t we sneeze with our eyes OPEN?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Do you itch a scratch? Or scratch an Itch?
How does a mime use a drive through?
Does knocking on wood actually do anything?
How come Pluto had to sleep in a doghouse while Goofy slept on a nice comfy bed?
If Guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Where’s Waldo?
