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 Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:28 pm
For the love of new topics!
Post your favorite quotes and facts :3
Quote of the Day:
"I like reality. It tastes of bread." ~ Jean Anouilh
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:42 pm
I like quotes.
random quote:
"I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."
-Homer J. Simpson
"Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free." - Bill gates
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Razin Frostdrake Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:14 pm
from Samurai Champloo
Mugen: (to Fuu, about Jin) Tall, dark, and four-eyed here is thinking the same thing: hanging around with a girl with absolutely no sex appeal isn't my idea of fun.
Jin: That's it; you've gone too far.
Fuu: Yeah!
Jin: That four-eyed thing, take it back.
Fuu: Hey!
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:41 pm
xd
I miss watching Samurai Champloo D:
"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse" ~ Dennis Miller
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:11 am
"Dont panic" Hitchhikers guide
"Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk"--Carrot (quoting Vimes),Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
"Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it?" "No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short." (Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men)
"Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs." Susan, the ultimate sensible governess.Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:28 am
supercalisto "Dont panic" Hitchhikers guide "Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk"--Carrot (quoting Vimes),Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay "Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it?" "No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short." (Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men) "Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs." Susan, the ultimate sensible governess.Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:26 am
Thou currish half-faced blind-worm!
Thou paunchy milk-livered minnow!
Thou gorbellied hedge-born apple-john!
Thou churlish beetle-headed moldwarp!
Shakespeare. Now that's proper insulting rofl
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:37 am
I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it. - Shel Silverstein
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:54 am
"The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems" - River Tam, Firefly
Educational and morbid and creepifying
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:36 pm
@Antiq: xd That's awesome! Reminds me of Holy Grail.
Jill: My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm overtraining; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day,but I can't seem to lose any weight.
House: Lift up your arms
House: You have a parasite
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.
[she lies back, and still has her hands up]
House: You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
[he starts to ultrasound her abdomen]
Jill: Illegal?
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates?
House: [shows her the ultrasound] It has your eyes.
~House, MD
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:39 am
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft.
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:02 pm
lol, love the House quote, Karma. That made me laugh so hard when I saw it. XD
Jareth(disguised as a beggar): Well, what have we here?
Hoggle: Oh, uh, nothin'.
Jareth: Nothing? Nothing?
(removes disguise)
NOTHING? Nothing, tra la la?!
-Jim Henson's Labyrinth
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:36 pm
You gotta be able to take beatle brutings in hockey. - My friend just now. Thought I would post that...
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:21 pm
I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process. - Vincent Van Gogh
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:35 pm
'Little knowledge is a dangerous thing'
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'Ignorance is bliss'
rofl
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