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 Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:38 pm
Wecome to GZW: Saturday Night Sadism, the most hardcore place to be! And In this show, being hardcore isn't the only thing to focus on. You must scratch and claw your way to stay noticed. You will also need to get your body to be at it's best and better than anyone else's to provide yourself a chance at holding a place to be a reigning champion! The true challenge is to become and stay a champion!
There will only be four Pay Per View's.
1) Psychotic Freedom - July
2) Tricked Out Horror - October
3) Final Retribution - January
4) GaiaMania - April
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:18 pm
These will be the matches provided in Saturday Night Sadism. You must be in a deep and heavy feud to take part in matches that are Forbidden. The some of the requested matches are to intentionally injure your character for when you will not be active for a long period of time. The other requested matches are to put fire into a heated feud.
Regular Matches
These are matches that are placed regularly and are most often seen.
3 Rule Match:
A regular in GZW, you must be first to score a pinfall or submission, to win. You can't be counted out, there will be no interferance, no going into the crowd, and are not allowed to go beyond the ramp. Being on the stage or in the crowd, will be counted as a draw or no contest.
Tornado Tag Team Match:
Tag partners will fight at the same time without tagging. First team member to score a pinfall or submission will win.
Two Out Of Three Falls Match:
You must score two pinfalls or submissions over your opponent, to win.
Triple Threat Match:
Three opponents face off in a match. Win by pinfall or submission.
Fatal Fourway Match:
There are four opponents in the ring and you must be the first to score a pinfall or submission, to win.
Battle Royal Match:
Four to six within the ring. You will need to get a pinfall or a submission. You can't leave the ring until you have lost or the last one in the ring, showing that you have won the match. Wrestlers who have lost must return backstage. Over The Top Rope can be an added stipulation that works and has the same rules, but with an added rule of throwing an opponent over the top rope.
Hardcore Match:
This is your basic no holds barred match, with no DQ, anything goes, and pin or submit to win.
Submission Match:
To win, you make you opponent submit. DQ applies to this match.
Special Matches
These are rarely seen and done usually for main events or seen often in PPV's.
Tag Team Ladder Match:
The same rules apply with the ladder match, with a slight change, the first team member to climb the ladder and grabs the belt, money, or suitcase, wins the match for their team.
Money In The Bank Match:
Similar to a ladder match, the only difference is that a contract in a suitcase, for a title defense is hanging by a rope. The winner has the choice of when it will be, where it will be, what title it will be, and what type of match it is. The contract expires after a year.
Cage Match:
First to exit the cage by door or climbing over the top of the cage wins. No weapons under the ring.
Ladder Match:
To win you must climb a ladder to get an item of choice to win a title, money, or simply a suitcase to pick up the win.
Table Match:
To win, you put opponent through a table.
Outside Brawl:
Brawl everywhere and anywhere, in any area that you choose.
Four Corners Match:
Tied to your opponent, by the wrist, with an agreed choice of material (leather, rope, chain, or other). First to touch all four corners of the ring wins.
Store Brawl:
You brawl in a store of your choice. There are no DQ and you win by pinfall. The stores that currently agree to allow this in their stores are:
Target, Rainbow Foods, ALDI, and Wal-Mart.
Mexican Death Match:
You must get your opponent down for a pinfall and a ten second count. It's hardcore, so pinfalls count anywhere, but a wrestler must be in the ring for the ten second count.
Weapon On A Pole Match:
Obtain the weapon on the poll and you can use it in any way. You can only use that weapon. A pinfall or submission to win.
Street Session:
Fight takes place outside on the arena plaza. Anything in the environment can be used to defeat your opponent. You must stay in the street and the only place you can wander off of it is the entrance to the arena plaza, but cannot enter the arena or you lose.
Requested Matches
These matches will only be made if requested by one or both opponents, depending on the circumstances.
Stretcher Match:
To win, you must break your opponents bone, forcing them to leave the ring on a stretcher into a waiting ambulance to take your opponent away. You are allowed to take the fight outside of the ring, during the match.
I Quit Match:
Anything goes, no DQ. Just make your opponent say "I quit" to win.
Tables, Ladders & Chairs (TLC):
With tables, ladders, and chairs scattered all around, the object is to beat each other senseless, then go for a pinfall.
Casket Match:
To win, you must put your opponent into a casket and close the top of the casket.
Lumberjack/jill Match:
A number of volunteer wrestlers surround the ring and when one of the competing wrestlers is out of the ring, the outside wrestlers are free to beat on him/her or roll him/her back into the ring.
Three Stages Of Hell:
There are three matches, with a best of two out of three wins.
Fist-Fight Match:
Only hands can be used to defeat your opponent. Using your feet or any wrestling holds or moves will only result in a DQ. Think boxing.
Last Man Standing Match:
Match goes without DQ, until one wrestler is down for a ten count from the ref.
Triple Elimination Match:
Three opponents start off in a match, eliminate one from the match by pinfall or submission, leaving two left in the ring. The two opponents continue the match, another pinfall or submission will be needed to end the match.
Intergender Match:
This match is when male and female wrestler, competes in a match. The female wrestler can scratch, bite, use weapons, low blow, and anything she can do to get the win. Basically anything goes, no DQ for her. But the male wrestler must abide by the rules of a standard match with additional stipulations. He cannot use any offensive attacks or subimission holds, unless it is to reverse a hold or move. The only offense he can do is push and pull.
Chain Match:
You are locked to your opponent by the wrist, with a chain. You win by submission or pinfall.
Forbidden Matches
These matches are so horrifingly horrble and brutally savage, that it is rarely to never, ever, used! Only on very rare and certain situations that it will be brought about to end a feud!
These matches are recommended to never be used, as it can be a career ending match!
Barbed Wire Battle:
Every weapon is covered in barbed wire. To win, you must make your opponent bleed, tap out to a submission move, and then pin them.
Hell In A Cell Match:
This will be a no DQ match inside a cell. Able to wrestle out, around, and on top of the cell. There are no weapons available under the ring to use.
Barbedwire Hell In A Cell Match:
It's Hell In A Cell with a sick twist. Barbed wire is intertwined into the cage. There are no weapons available under the ring to use.
Hell In A Cell Roof Match:
No pinfalls, no DQ, no submission. You must find a way out of the cell, for the only way to win, is to put your opponent through the roof of the cell. There are no weapons available under the ring to use.
Barbed Wire Steel Cage Cell Match:
There will be barbed wire intertwined into the steel cage with a cell over the ring. To win you must escape the first cage and pin or get a submission, outside of the steel cage. There are weapons availible under the ring.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:57 am
For those that wonder where GzW employee's went. Such as the Ring Announcer, the Commentaters, Interviewers, Referee's, and our doctor. You will soon find out!
 Fred Branston
Fred Branston, one of GzWs four referees, has been arrested and found with 12 ounces of marijuana on his person. Later, his house has been raided and found a plantation of marijuana growing in his bedroom, bathroom, closet, basement, attic, and in his garage.
 Becky Herston
During a more thorough interrogation on Fred Branston, he admitted that GzW's own Becky Herston was one of Branston's customers, under the assumption that he would get a lighter sentence. As of now, Becky Herston is currently a fugitive. It is beleived that she is on the run from the law, heading toward and probably already across the Mexican border.
Amy Lumas
GzW's own Interviewer, Amy Lumas has been released, when police had arrested her on a street corner for prostitution. After some questioning and a deal for a lighter sentence, Ms. Lumas had agreed to give out names of clients, info on other prostitutes, and the location of the Pimp that is the leader of the prostitution ring that she was in.
  Big D & Jim Coornate
Jim Coornate was apprehended in the locker room after refereeing a match in GzW featuring Fox vs. Honeycutt and Big D disappeared after the show. Police believe that he escaped through the crowd of people in the arena. The reason? Amy Lumas had quickly spilled the beans on Big D as the Pimp of the prostitution ring she was working in and Jim Coornate was one of the homosexual prostitutes.
Samantha Briff has filled Big D's position and there is a word going around that there will be an employee quitting soon to take up a career in the porn industry!
  Rex Red & Dr. Spanky
The mystery of who would be taking up a career in the porn industry, was Dr. Spanky! We wish him the best in his new career.
We will also be saying goodbye to Rex Red. After years of smoking, cancer had finally gotten a hold of him and is unable to pay for treatment. He has sent in his resignation and we wish him good luck with the rest of his time alive.
On a lighter note, Benston Handerbanden will be joining Samantha Briff, in Rex Red's position. He will still announce the wrestlers entrances.
    Benston Handerbanden, Rick Julius, Samantha Briff & Billy Moore
The employees that actually stayed around until the actual move to GWWF have moved on with their lives. And starting with Benston, who is now homeless and was last seen in the same tux that he announced in, except it seemed a bit.. unwashed. He soon chased us off with an empty can and ramblings about something called "canned cheese", whatever that is.
Right now Rick Julius is working hard in acting classes. No, he's not looking to be a famous actor! No, no. He is feeling quite confident in being a mascot for the Orange Julius Corporation! So we wish you good luck in that there buddy!
And as for Billy Moore & Samantha Briff- oops! I mean Samantha Moore, they are now both happily married, as they both are now self-employed truck drivers! We wish the best for these newly weds!
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