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 Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:06 am
The Akatsukis Day Off
Cat walked through the halls of the Hq wondering what she could do seeing as she gave the akatsuki the day off.she walked into the living quarters to finde EVERY member sitting like a bunch of couch potatos and sighed.then she came up with an idea.
"WERE GOING TO THE BEACH!"she yelled.madara got up and looked at her with his usual frown wich sudenly turned into a grinn.
"THATS A GREAT IDEA CAT-CHAN!"he suddenly yelled making cats ears ring.she heared her bones cracking and gasped"th..thanks...umm..cant...breath."she said between breaths.he apoligised and let go turning to everyone.
"get ready."he told them all bluntly.they all stumbled to their feet some falling over eachother and things.
~at the beach~
finally they made it to the beach and kisame couldnt wait he flew from the car and ran twards the ocean.cat shook her head and chuckled.after everone was finnished getting ready to do what they wanted,can layed a towel down.sitting on in she began to plan her revenge for madara-sama.
~flashback~
cat was in the shower after getting a pie stuck in her face.it was a nice shower till.
"AHHHHHHH!"the water ran cold.madara had flushed the toilet on her.
~end flashback~
cat narowed her eyes at the memory.
"grrr."
"whats wrong with you?"came a voice she knew all too well.
"n...nothing madara-sama."she studdered out.she mentaly slaped herself for sounding so stupid.
"if you say so."he said eyeing her suspisiously.she smiled assuring him everything was fine.he got up and walked away.cat let out a helt breath and sighed.
"that..whas close."she said falling backwards onto her towel.she sat for ours by herself trying to plan her revenge but nothing good came up.she wanted not to get cought.
"i need help"she thought looking around to see who would help.her gaze stopped on kakuzu.
"he'll do it for a little money."she thought smerking.she got up and walked over to him.
"hey kakuzu."she said
"DONT TOUCH THE MONEY!"he yelled then relised iot was cat.
"oh its you...what do you want?"he asked.cat looked at him oddly then remembered what she wanted.
"i need you to help me with somthing."she said calmly holding out some cash.she told him the whole story and what she wanted to do.he nodded and she handed him the cash.
"why dont you do what he did to you?"he asked.cat blushed the color of crimson.
"uh cus i'm not a perv."she said.he stared at her for a moment.
"ok then."he said and began to think again.
"and you dont want to be cought?"he asked.raising his brow.
"duh,he'd kill me."she pointed out.he nodded understandingly.they bolth sat there trying to think up a plan sudenly kakuzu popt off an idea.
"slip somthing in his food."he said.cats lips curved up into the most evil grin anyoner could imagine.
"great...thanks kakuzu."she said half dazed picturing what she would do.
~back at base~
everyone whent to their rooms to change and wash off the sand.cat bolted to her room then to bathroom grabbing some chocolate laxitives and shoving them in her pocket.she whent down and asked people if they wanted icecream madara sqweeked a yes sounding like when he was tobi.
"comming rite up."when she turned away from madara she smerkd.she got some ice cream for her and master madara.she put chocolate on hers and the laxitives on his to make them bolth look the same.
"here ya go."she said handing him the icecream and sttting hers on the table.she then left to get a spoon for herself.(bad idea -__-)
(madaras point of veiw)
madara looked at his icecream and smerked knowing she would have been trying to get back at him for last weeks fun.quikly he swiched the 2 icecreams and waited for her to come back.he had one elbow on the table leaning on his fist.
(cats point of veiw)
cat came back and looked at madara he just stared at her smiling his face off.she sweatdroped.
"you ok?"she asked conserned.
"nope just fine."he said.she shrugged(being stupid)and ate her icecream(laxitives sweatdrop )she spent the rest of the day going to the bathroom.
~later that night~
somone knocked on cats door.
"come in."she mumbled.by this time she was ok again.madara walked into the room.her eyes narrowed.he smerked and within seconds her was inches from her.leaning near her ear he whispered.
"you'll never win."then he dissapeared leaving cat dumfounded.
The End
awws i was mean to myself lol.
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 8:14 pm
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 4:14 pm
Good Story But i'll try to beat it
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:35 pm
"You gotta be kidding me" said komaj "this is the worst day ever" and he rushed out of his condo(we can call them condos right) followed by his freind Maku to the very worst sight he had ever seen. it was a big black hole about 5 feet deep in what used to be his most favorite spot in the entire village. The Village Ramen Shop(NOOOOOOOOOOOO crying emo crying crying emo crying crying emo )
"i can't beleive this is happening" he said
"It was enemy ninja just blowing up anything they could find, this was the only spot they could get before the Anbu black ops could catch them. I heard they put 25 paper bombs on it before they fled south" Said Maku gesturing southwards.
"i'll kill them"said Koji with Fire in his eyes, as he rushed off to where the ninja fled but he didn't get far until Maku grabbing Komaj's collor.
"Let me go i have to avenge this shop" said Komaj almost in tears.
Maku had a pwick moment(Lol Pwick)"why cant we open our own ramen shop"
"That a great idea"said komaj simply enlightened"
4 hours later
"al right, now we have a lemonade stand looking thing, but soon we will be in big business and we will have even better ramen and most of all, we will get a managers discount."
"dude we need a little more supplies for *big business*" said Maku
"what said Komaj" what more do we need we got this big stand a BIG POT, carrots, pork, bowls, eggs, and all the water we need, what more can we use."
"well, if this is a *ramen shop* don't we need, oh i don't know NOODLES"
"Oh snap i Completely Forgot About That, well uh how much is in the budget"
Maku looked into his wallet, then looked down
"nothing" he said in a saddened voice
"oh, well i guese we gotta do something about it"
"Like What" said maku dobtingly. just then Komaj saw a big flyer commenting about the big ninja race. with a prize of 6000 Yen(lol yen)
"we should totally join that race, that would be enough money to get the noodles" said komaj hopefully
"Oka-ay" said maku but we need to train and there will be a lot of fast ninja there"
"Then what are we waiting for" said Komaj "lets pack this stuff up and train
The day of the big race
"man we've trained hard this past week" said komaj
"just remember if we work together we can win" said maku
"THE RACE STARTS IN 5 MINUTES, TAKE YOU'RE PLACES" said a man over a megaphone
5 minues later komaj and maku were on there marks, the kage of the village came in then to explain the route of the race
"o.k said the kage the race starts he , go northwest to the general store, then take a right to the big ditch(everyone knew what he was talking about) then move south to the village outskirts then take a left back here to this fishish line. each point will be marked by these flags, we will have anbu following you to make sure you don't cheat, bring back all 3 flags to win the race.....READY.....GO" and they were off komaj maku and 5 other ninja were raceing blurs moving across the village Komaj was in second when he grabbed the first flag, followed by maku, and they raced to the next flag komaj and the first place person hit the next flag at the same time, but the ninja quickly got about 10 feet ahead from a cheap elbow to the stumach, mkomaj and maku were neck and neck when the third flag was captured.
"remember what you said about team work" said komaj
"yeah"said Maku
"Well Now Would Be A good time To use It" Said Komaj
then komaj and maku jumped into the air and Maku threw Komaj into the finish line.
"we have a victor"said the kage as he handed komaj a big trophy with 6000 yen(LOL yen again), and 30 minutes later komaj and maku had the noodles necessary for their ramen shop.
"Now were in for big bisuness" said Komaj
"wait a minute" said Maku squinting "isn't that the Ramen shop across the street"
"huh" said Komaj "wait if thats the shop then what blew..." Just then they Noticed A Walmart sign on the ground whare the 5 foot black ditch is. "how did we miss that" they both said at th the same time
"Oh well said Komaj "Wanna get some ramen"
"ok" and they went to get ramen at the best place in the world using their leftover funds from the race.
END
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 1:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:38 pm
o.k. so it's june now, so who won the contest
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:29 am
i dont know i'll ask the persone that made the contest i acctualy know him offline too.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:55 pm
I'll make a story just because I'm bored Here it is. By the way, this is kind of a futuristic akatsuki, now with guns.
Midnight...the city was asleep, but as for Kenji, this was his awakening. He opened his eyes and and turned over to glance at the clock on his night stand. 12:03. He looked up at the ceiling fan and watched it quietly spin in circles,"Is this it?"He thought. "Is This what I've been waiting for?" He quickly tossed the sheets aside and slowly sat down on the side of the bed. He gently pulled himself to his feet. Still partially asleep, He trudged over to the sliding glass door. As much moonlight as there was, Kenji searched for the door lock. He heard the soft click, and slid the glass door open. He walked out onto the balcony; the cold concrete caressed the bottoms of his feet. Moonlight danced in the water's of a bird bath.
Kenji looked up to see the moon a deep red color. He smiled,"Looks like it's time for me to head out."
(Flash Back)
Kenji was sitting with an old man in a small ramen shop.
"They say you know how to find Hibari, is this true?" asked Kenji
The old man laughed heartily,"Ha ha ha. You think you can kill Hibari-San? The Collector of Souls? C'mon, let's be logical. There's no way you can kill him."Kenji sipped some tea from a small glass cup,"If you don't have any info for me then I might as well kill you right here."
Kenji grabbed his katana.
The old man's eye's widened,"You wouldn't kill me in front of all these people, would you?"
"Don't push your luck,"said Kenji,"I could have this ramen shop full of dead bodies before you could even inhale. So are you gonna give me information or not?"
The old man set his hands on the table and began twiddling his thumbs,"Well, All I know is that he appears when the moon is a deep red in the sky. You can find him when you hear a faint whizzing sound."
"I thank you for all your information,"said Kenji,"Now I must let you in on a little secret."
"What is it?
"I put a poison in your food."
The old man gasped.
"What?! Why?!"
Kenji looked at him,
"Because no one must know about this conversation. Enjoy the rest of your evening."
He got up and started to walk out, leaving the old man there. As soon as he opened the door, the old man began to gag and choke uncontrollably. Then the old man gave his last breath and fell face first into his plate of food.
(End Flash back)
Kenji returned to his room and got dressed. He strapped his Katana to his back, and strapped his two pistols at his sides. With two MP5's* in his hands, He walked out onto the balcony.
(*MP5 is a small hand held machine gun, kinda like an uzi.)
As soon as he walked to the edge, he heard faint wizzing sounds. He ducked. Three bullets imbedded themselves in the bulletproof glass sliding door. Kenji stood back up and chuckled to himself,"Well, at least you saved me the effort of coming to look for you...Hibari."
On the building across from Kenji's apartment a man stood with a sleek cold blooded pistol resting in his palm. The wind rustled his long akatsuki robe, the red moon glinted off his sunglasses, and light shimmered on the red cloud designs"I figured you would need all your energy to even have a chance at defeating me."
Kenji leapt off his balcony, and Hibari leapt from the edge of the building. Time slowed down, both fired their weapons and yelled each others names. Each bullet either barely missing its target, or colliding with another bullet. They were raining metal as cartridges fell from the sky and endlessly hitting the sidewalks and street. Still floating towards each other, both ran out of bullets, and tossed their guns down to the street below. Kenji pulled out his katana, its steel painted a blood red with moonlight. Hibari also pulled out his katana. They drifted closer...and closer. Kenji's heart was beating at a fast rate, and adrenaline sped through his veins.
It was quiet as they slowly floated to each other with katanas ready to strike.
They collided...and the silence was shattered with every violent sword strike. Sparks flew from the swords, and from the ground it looked like a fireworks show as they lit up the night sky. They then soon went into a free-fall, both attacking each other in pure rage. Halfway down, Kenji found an opening in Hibari's defenses and stabbed him in the chest. Hibari shuddered; his sword gracefully fell from his hand.
Kenji looked at him and smiled,"Well, I guess that means I win. Goodbye."
Hibari gave out a wicked laugh,"There's no need to say that, because you can't survive this fall. So I'll see you in Hell!"
Kenji grabbed his hand,"I don't need to survive the fall. I've got my own plans." Kenji took the white ring off of Hibari's hand,"I'll be taking this as a souvenir. This looks like where I get off. See you later Hibari." Kenji backflipped off and gently landed on a ledge, and he then sheathed his katana. He watched Hibari fall to his death.
Hibari smiled,"It's finally over. I can finally be at peace."
With that he hit the ground and died.
Kenji looked down at him. a small dark speck in the middle of the road.
"Collector of Souls? hmm...I guess he was trying to find a soul for his empty heart."Kenji slowly climbed his way down to the street. He took one last look at Hibari's body. He shook his head, and then walked back into the apartment complex.
THE END
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:08 pm
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Ylva Wolfblood Vice Captain
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