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SYNOPSIS [UPDATED 4/22/08]

So far, the battle does not look good for the M^4. They have suffered a particularly embarassing number of losses at the hands of Colonel Esterol, the Captain of SCF. The M^4 are not without their heroes, though, as Farmer Fran wages total war against the SCF. At least thirteen Chicken Fingers are held captive over the deep-friers used to fuel the M^4's fearsome Grills of War, tanks of unbelievably tasty proportions.

So far, the casualties for the two sides stand at 29 for SCF and over 70 for M^4. Fatalities for SCF are near 10, and the M^4 have lost over 23 good Testosterone-pumped Muscleheads to those cunning Chicken Fingers, though they are giving it an honest push for their money... all $1.06, from the Dollar-Menu (plus tax).

Reinforcements are arriving from Ken and Tucker's Plane, aided by snipers Chique and Ann. Their current objective is to free the Deep-Fryer-13 and destroy the Grill of War. M^4 are mounting a full-scale counter-assault on the Breading-Cannons, which have been hitting them pretty hard in the first few hours of the war with thier relentlessly delicious artillery strikes. The M^4 have felt the sting of not using their prefered weapon, the Barbeque-Bomb, but likewise the SCF cannot keep their numbers as high as they would like, what with their Regeneration-Restrictions in place.

The last 10 posts have dealt with Jock and Edd's shotgun rush (using birdshot as ammunition, of course), into the Breading-Cannon emplacements. They have dealt many wounds to the SCF, but are soon to be outmatched by a fresh wave of oil-drenched Chicken Fingers.