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GCD Sniper Game VI: Day 1

::BLAM!::
"HA! YOU MISSED ME!"

Zaeyde stuck her tounge out at the Sniper. The sniper squeaked and ran off.
Zaeyde turned aroud and was faced with...
The Crazed Killer holding a giant spider.

Zaeyde died of a heart attack.

GCD Sniper Game VI: Day 3

xTweak soulcaster trudged into the jail. He glanced outside.
"What a nice sunset."

Chayku Norisu growled, "The sun isn't setting. I roundhouse kicked it, and now it's falling down all bloody-like."

Tweak gulped and jumped on a top bunk.

"So... Is there anything to eat around here?"

Chayku glared at him. "Only things I've roundhouse kicked."


---Later That Night---

The GCDers gathered, as always, in the center of town. A magician had set up stage, and was getting ready to hold a performance.

Two large boxes sat on either side of him. They were about three feet wide and 6 feet tall each.

"Ladiez an' shentilemen! I needz me a volunteer type person!"

Oxidado stepped forward.

"Hokay. Here'z what we're gonna do. Joo get in da box. I'mma blinfold and gag you 'n schtuff. Now now. Get in."

He blindfolded Oxidado and shut him in the case. Next, he produced several long swords. After swinging them around a bit, he shoved them through the box, one by one.

The GCDers gasped and giggled, knowing Oxidado was safe; after all, it was all an illusion.

Then, the magician walked over to the other box. He spun it around, then opened it. It was empty.
He shut the door, tapped on the box, and opened it again.

InternalHardDrive tumbled out. A notebook was clutched in her hand, and a hole in her head.

The magician fled.

The GCDers gulped and walked over to the box that held Oxidado. Someone grabbed a sword and pulled it out.
It was bloodstained.


xTweak soulcaster has been voted off, InternalHardDrive has been shot, and Oxidado has been killed.

GCD Sniper Game VI: Day 5

"...And that is how you execute a proper Chyaku Norissu roundhouse kick. You may not perform this move unless you have been given express permission by myself. Understood?"

The jailbirds nodded.

"Wonderful. I give you permission to execute this move on the next jailbird who enters the jail. They should be entering--"

Junebug walked into the jail. "Hi, guys! I got voted off!"

"--Now."

---Later That Night--*

"BLAST THE RAIN!"

The GCDers were all gathered around a small fire pit, furiously trying to get it lit.
The rain, however, would not let them.

"Put more charcoal in."
"No! There's enough. Put more lighter fluid on!"
"Alright."

One GCDer doused the charcoal with a generous amount of lighter fluid, then lit it.
It burned ravenously for about a minute before dieing out.

"Fine, hit it again with the flamethrower."
"Use this as tinder."
The GCDer threw in a "dirty" magazine, then hit it with the flamethrower for a good minute before it had disintgrated.
One GCDer snickered and commented. "Gee, I smell cooking fish!"
A few chuckled.

For a good half hour, the GCDers alternated between tinder, flamethrowers, and lighter fluid before one pointed to a pile of funny-looking wood off to the side.
"Let's try that."

Suprisingly, the wood burned well.
Finally, the fire was burning steadily.
The odor of cooking meat filled the air, though the GCDers had not yet begun to cook...

"Hey, toss me another piece of that wood?"
DeGei walked over to the pile and picked up a chunk of wood.
Then, he screamed.
At the bottom of the pile was Chasity_Love's head.
Closer examination of the wood revealed that it was not wood, but actually body parts wrapped in bark.
That explained the smell.
He glanced at the piece of wood in his hand. It happened to be her leg... With her pants still on. In her pocket was a small book with the title of, "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Being a G-Team Member."

DeGei walked back to the fire and showed the GCDers what he had found.

::BLAM!::

DeGei slumped over. He'd been sniped.

The GCDers shook their heads and sighed.
"NOW what are we going to eat? He was going to cook for us."
"Iunno, but I'm HUNGRY."

The GCDers eyed DeGei's body and the long metal spit next to him...

They decided it was indeed a fine feast.

*Minus the whole eating and burning of a person bit, the campfire event was one Zaeyde personally witnessed. Never give crazy people flamethrowers and lighter fluid. Ever.

Chasity_Love (G-Team )has been killed, DeGei has been sniped, and Junebug has been voted off.

Cid High-wind, Chemfire, and xtrueblissx have been removed due to inactivity.

GCD Sniper Game VI: Day 7

Fate Himitsuyama sauntered into the jail. The jailbirds eyed him angrily.
Fate took a step back, then bolted for the door.
Alas, the door was locked.

"Welcome to jail."
Chyaku's voice rang clear from across the room.

Just before the jailbirds' fists closed in on his face, he caught sight of Cadbury's cracked-open head, along with a crumpled heap that was Bellecat.

---Later That Night---

"Hey, Happy_Rai, run to the freezer and grab another box of icecream!"

She nodded and trotted off.
Just as she opened the door to the freezer, she was doused by a bucket of water.
"HEY! THAT WASN'T COOL!" She laughed, as a fellow GCDer had done the deed.
Dripping wet, she walked into the freezer, seeking icecream.
Little did she know, the GCDer that had doused her was indeed the crazed killer.

The Killer grabbed the handle of a mop, some rope, and rushed into the freezer after her.
Within a minute, she was tied to the pole and left laying on the ground.
The Crazed Killer walked out calmly, shut and locked the door, and set the temperature to -30.



---Hours Later---
"Hey, did Rai ever come back with the icecream?"
"Iunno. But I want icecream. I'll go get it."

Blonde Haired Kid made his way to the walk-in freezer. With suprise, he noted the temperature drop, as well as the fact that it was locked.
Shrugging, he unlocked it and lowered the temperature.
::BLAM!::


The other GCDers rushed to the freezer. The door was propped open by BHK's limp body. Blood was already pooling and freezing on the freezer floor.

Behind him was Happy_Rai, frozen to death.
She was a literal human popsicle.


Fate Himitsuyama has been voted off, Blonde Haired Kid has been sniped, and Happy_Rai has been killed.

GCD Sniper Game VI: Day 9

"Ha! You'll never take me alive! You can't make me!"
Anael de Ezra fought the GCDers attempting to throw her into the jail.
When they finally did manage to shove her into the cell, she was met with several angry looking jailbirds.

"Initiate her."
Chyaku pointed to her, and the jailbirds swarmed and attacked her.
After she was thoroughly beaten, the jailbirds smiled and helped her up.
"Welcome to jail!"
"Would you like to take a seat?"
"Something to eat?"
"Sorry, we had to do that. Initiation, you know."

Anael passed out.


---Later That Night---
::BLAM!::
::BLAM!::

Mr. Blofield keeled over, dead.

Anagove, however, was not dead.

"HA! You missed me, sniper person!"

Then, several things happened in rapid succession.

The bullet fired at Anagove bounced off the wall of a building, flying into the air and killing a bird. The bird plummetted from the sky and landed on the plate of a man eating some cake. The plate flipped into the air, sending the knife on it flying--
Straight into Anagove's heart, killing her.
The Crazed Killer couldn't have planned it better.


Anael de Ezra has been voted off, Anagove has been killed, and Mr. Blofield has been shot.

GCDSG VI: Day 11

Airez woke up and glanced around. Heart Shaped Toastie was the only new member. He shrugged, picked up a gift box, and handed it to her.
He then muttered a few words, and the door to the jail opened.

"Go outside. Stand in the middle of the town, not near any obstacles."

She blinked at him, shrugged, grabbed the box, and did as told.
Airez turned around and nodded at the Jailbirds. "Get down."

They blinked at him.

"NOW!"

The jailbirds threw themselves down on the ground.

There was a bright flash, and then a deafening explosion. The Jailbirds stood up slowly and looked out the window.
There was a crater where Heart Shaped Toastie was.

Airez grinned. "Perfect."


---Later That Night---

The Sniper chuckled. Like moving targets, they were. Lots of them, just aimlessly wandering around, while the Sniper sat perched atop the Forums building in Barton.
Meh, one was as good as any.

::BLAM::

A n g e l z was now true to her namesake.

---A Little Later---

"Yes, yes, please, stand here. Right. At the line. For the photo of the cover of the magazine."

Veliofi binked at the strange person with the camera.

"Er, picture of... What is this for?"

The person with the camera sighed. "The cover of the Gaian Geographic! This new crater is the newest thing to Gaia, so we want to do a feature on it."

Veliofi shrugged. "Fine. But why am I in the picture?"

The person thought for a moment. "Er, size comparison. Now take a step back."

She did.

"One more."

She took another step backwards.

"Almost perfect. One more step should do it."

She took one last step backwards... Over the cliff of the crater.
She landed in a crumpled, dead heap.


Heart Shaped Toastie has been voted off, Veliofi has been killed, and A n g e l z has been sniped.

Lorna~Dune and Naturegirl have been removed due to inactivity.

GCDSG VI: Day 13

You know the drill, vote here, and discuss in the forum.


Tsukasa67 was faced with a dilemma. It was one her world pivoted on. Sweat beaded on her forehead as she bit her lip. Her heart thudded in her chest, threatening to drown out the thoughts that raced through her mind. Ideas raced around like millions of emotionally disturbed ants seeking shelter from a hurricane.

But somehow she finally decided and shouted, “I’ll take the red pill!”

Padme stopped in mid-sentence and finished it with a glare. “What is this, the Matrix?”

“…I…er…”

Out of nowhere, Airez swooped down on the newest victim jailbird. “If it’s the red pill you want, you’ll have it. Come with me, now.”

Tsukasa only managed a squeak before he dragged her out of sight.

---Later That Night---

A Dragonflys Sin grinned slyly as she crept through the underbrush. She had been following the sniper’s tracks all night since Monotone’s death. In her hands was a rifle worthy of sniperhood. She knew this charade, this morbid game the killers played with their lives had to end someday. And she was going to end it, one way or another.

Surrounded by the forest, she stopped, peering at the imprints in the ground the sniper’s boots left behind. The mud still glistened there. These prints were fresh.

Her grin widened.

All would remember her tale. She would return triumphant to the Gaians with the Sniper’s body. Or at least, the head. That would suffice. And they might not believe her at first, no, but when the sniping stopped, they would see. The sniper’s game would turn the tables, and this time the murderer would be murdered. A perfect slice of irony.

A sudden voice rang out, “Marco!”

Instinctively, Dragonfly called, “Polo-“

BLAM

Her very last thoughts were along the lines of “Shoot THEN answer...damnit.”

---Later That Night---

“The sniper is dead! The sniper is dead!”

The yell instantly drew the Gaians’ attention. They rushed to see Wielder of Mighty Pencil! standing before them. Dragonfly’s body had been dragged out of the forest, the rifle still in her hands. A bullet hole stood out vividly on her forehead.

A buzz ran through the Gaians. Was it true? Was the sniper really dead? The questions ran through them like an electrical pulse from a live wire.

“But then who sniped the sniper?” one Gaian questioned, but he was instantly shushed.

“Nobody move!” someone suddenly yelled.

The Gaians turned to see Tsukasa holding a laser gun in shaky, but determined hands. She looked up and crossed her eyes, as if trying to remember an awkwardly recited piece of literature.

“You all will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. I have been given instructions to fire at will. So.…who here is named Will?”

The Gaians blinked. A tumbleweed rolled through the silence.

“I’m not playing, I will shoot you all!” she fired the laser gun a few feet away from the Gaians’ feet.

Out of nowhere, another laser gun shot in the exact same spot, thus violating the instructions Airez apparently forgot to tell Tsukasa: Never. Ever. Cross the beams.

The ensuing explosion managed to destroy the other half of the city. Apparently, craters were in style. But both Wielder and Tsukasa were dead on the spot. Druki and Constant Virtue were taken away to the hospital, where they suffered hallucinations of wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream…but that’s really not important to the story.


Tsukasa67 has been voted off, Wielder of Mighty Pencil! has been killed, and A Dragonflys Sin has been sniped.

Druki and Constant Virtue have been removed for inactivity.