I'm told I eat strange foods for breakfast.
Today I had white rice, leftover pork stir fry that my dad & I made last night, and a frozen chicken egg roll.
My mom goes "Chinese for breakfast? o.O"
So I reply "You know, there's some chinese kid out there getting crap for eating American food from their mother 'American food for breakfast?'"
"Well, no, if they were eating American food for breakfast, they'd be having like cereal and.."
"Well, they could be eating pizza."
"That's true. But pizza is a breakfast food."
"No it's not."
-Mom shrugs and walks into the garage.-
I mean, what about the poor trix bunny? He SHOULD be eating carrots and s**t, but no. He wants some ********' fruity cereal.. which kids are like "LOLNO, THIS IS FOR KIDS. :B"