My dog atemy homework because I fed it to him to see what would happen, and then my teacher got mad and hit me with an anvil. And now I have hospital bills that I can't pay. WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:17 pm
you run around screaming bloody murder so they stick you in the psych ward. stay there and have fun bouncing against the padded wallssss!!!
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Reigen Sutoikku-sama Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:24 pm
mmkay
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:31 am
OMG that sounds like fun! *feeds homework to dog while Mom (teacher) watches* Mom: What are you doing? Me: I'm disproving the fact that whenever someone says their dog ate their homework they're making an excuse Mom: Hon, you're homeschooled, if your dog eats your homework you wont be able to do school and you'll fail a grade. Me: O_O Cough it up stupid dog!
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Transparent Pie
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:32 pm
With me it would be:
--- Me: Sorry, I ate my homework. ...What? Stop looking at me like that! ---