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 Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:58 pm
this whole going base-by-base thing is getting irritating
w/e
one more to go.
Discuss how I'm bored and I feel like talking about elephants.
Tell me about your favorite animal.
I used to have a collection of elephant figurines when i was young. It was quite impressive. I'd take them all out at night and play with them under the "tree of life," aka the potted fern.
I was a special child.
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:30 am
I was pretty special too.
I was scared of the clock on my living room wall.
I thought it was watching me.
So I'd hide behind the couch and watch it back.
Elephants are cute. c:
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:02 am
Whenever daddy Rex gets to first base he goes right oer the pitchers mound. I've no patience and a lot of drive.
Alligators. I love gators. I used to raise them.
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:07 am
The Mighty Z-Rex Whenever daddy Rex gets to first base he goes right oer the pitchers mound. I've no patience and a lot of drive.
Alligators. I love gators. I used to raise them.
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, O SAGE ONE.
And that's pretty cool, I must say.
I like alligators' tongues. They're funny-looking.
@Blue: I used to be afraid of clocks too. D: The digital ones. I was afraid they'd project dinosaurs and eat me.
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:54 am
There's nothing to teach you. When he touches your boob, you grab his d**k and take it all the way from there.
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:01 pm
Red Panda.
and about sex.
I need some.
like nao.
Yesterday I got stopped before I even really started.
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:11 am
Status Quo Joe Red Panda. and about sex. I need some. like nao. Yesterday I got stopped before I even really started.
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:41 pm
Ah, Kelleh hav beeg sex driev. D;
DON'T CATCH ANY STDs, IZZENAI.
And I did lots of weird things as a kid.
One time I jumped off the roof with a plastic bag thinking it would act as a parachute.
Didn't work, I tried twice.
TWICE.
My dad also had this "lumberjack" mask. It was a full mask with black curly hair, big teeth, scary eyes, and a pipe, with a red plaid hat.
Scared the s**t out of me and my dad would always use it to scare me.
One time he hooked it to the ceiling of the shower, so when I was taking a shower I looked up and saw it and FREAKED THE ******** OUT.
Yeah. So I don't like lumberjacks.
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:00 am
I pissed my girl off something fierce.
so now I have a shitty relationship and get no ********.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:34 pm
Just get him to grab your Vag.
It works.
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