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 Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:52 am
no folks, i dont mean lessons like evidence law... rolleyes i mean lessons in common sense! i've found that i've learned rather amusing things from the Phoenix Wright games, so i wanted to see if anyone else learned anything!
I learned that you should never trust avid swimmers that have giant pipe organs in their offices.
theres my PW life lesson, let's see what the rest of you have learned
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:44 pm
If you're hanging out with someone who you totally KNOW killed someone is suspicious, and you have to leave for a moment, order new drinks for everyone when you return.
Take the stairs. Always, always take the stairs.
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:43 am
Telling someone their girlfriend stole deadly poison is a good thing.
Telling them when said girlfriend is standing within earshot is not.
...wait, no, that's not "learning" anything, that's called "having a brain."
Little known fact: Doug won the Darwin award for that year.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:04 pm
When in doubt, the spirit of your mentor will come and take over your new partner's body to give you helpful hints.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:54 pm
Spirt Mediums have a second stomach reserved for steaks
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:03 pm
I present to you most of the life lessons I have learned from Phoenix Wright:
- If the mother is an evil witch, expect at least one of her daughters to follow in her footsteps.
- Crippled people can be much more crafty than those who aren't.
- "..." is an appropriate response in any and all situations.
- Donuts are the best food ever.
- The best place to hide your mafia guys is in the walls of your workplace
- There will ALWAYS be a creepy guy at work
- If you're going to employ your nine year old daughter to do your dirty work, make sure you think your cunning plan all the way through and don't allow any district prosecutors to overhear you.
- Some people just phail. There is no redeeming them.
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:12 am
Diamonds are Forever - If you're going to employ your nine year old daughter to do your dirty work, make sure you think your cunning plan all the way through and don't allow any district prosecutors to overhear you. Addendum: If you're going to employ your nine-year-old daughter to do your dirty work, make sure you write out your instructions using words a nine-year-old can understand.
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:03 am
Quote: When in doubt, the spirit of your mentor will come and take over your new partner's body to give you helpful hints. Addition: Any outfit said mentor takes on has gratuitous boobage. Thus proving boobs solve everying. - There is such thing as "too gay." - Blue hair is a dominant trait. - So is douchebag. - If you can craft a stadium out of your hair, why not a d**k? - Germany produces the hottest people on the planet.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:37 pm
Quote: - If you can craft a stadium out of your hair, why not a d**k? it was already done in apollo justice mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:28 pm
- In your avid seach for the truth, it is perfectly acceptable and not at all unethical to almost drive a woman to suicide.
- No matter how many times they fire you for being a dumbass, you can still come back at the end of the day with a cheeky grin and a high-five.
- Should you decide to go on a journey of self-descovery for a year, leaving what appears to be a suicide note in the process, no worries: You'll still be able to keep both your job and your office upon your return, and no questions will be asked at all.
- Prosecutors have more investigative powers than Detectives. Or Interpol Agents, for that matter.
- Apparently, Logic is a super power which not many people have.
- You can get away with absolutely anything during court...if you're sitting on the prosecution side.
- And on that note, if you're the defence, you can get away with NOTHING.
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