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ALL RIGHT! As my first post in this guild I'm gonna start it out with something awesome. Most of these were made up by me, but some were ideas from friends, all from 64, FOMT, and A Wonderful Life. Think of some more? Post them! biggrin

You know you've been playing too much Harvest Moon when...

1.) You think you can participate in game shows from your living room just by standing in front of your TV.
2.) You think flowers will have effect on your health when you put them in a vase in your room.
3.) You put stones and weeds in your food when cooking.
4.) You stalk the person you like and give him/her blue feathers all the time.
5.) Your Mp3 player is full of sound effects and music from Harvest moon.
6.) You go to your local police department to see if one of the officers has a huge nose.
7.) You think bamboo rice will appear before your eyes just by putting bamboo shoots and a rice ball together.
8.) You try to woo many girls or guys at once.
9.) You attempt to smack a cow with a hammer to see if a bubble with a stress mark appears over its head.
10.) You look on a map to see if Mineral Town, Flower Bud Village or Forget-me-not Valley really exists.
11.) You put ketchup on your pizza instead of tomato sauce.
12.) You think you can drink all the wine you want without getting drunk or a hangover the next morning.
13.) You think plants can grow to their full size in merely days.
14.) You go to a nearby pond and throw a tomato in there to see if a pretty goddess will rise up out of the water.
15.) You dig around in your backyard to see if you can find a power berry.
17.) You try to impress the girl or guy you like by showering her with gifts every single day.
18.) You give random people veggies to see if they'll like you more.
19.) You go behind your local church to see if there’s mushrooms and truffles growing back there.
20.) You run around a forest eating random plants to see if they'll recover your energy.
21.) You try to walk through people.
22.) You stare at random girls' chests to see if there’s a heart there, having no idea why they got so mad at you.
23.) You think time stops when you enter buildings.
24.) You think your dog will get extremely happy when you pick it up and throw it at the ground.
25.) Your cell phone ring goes "Moooo!".
26.) You think talking to animals will make them like you.
27.) You find it perfectly normal to carry around a hammer wherever you go.
28.) You give short people boxes of flour and ask them to do your chores for you.
29.) You put honey on almost all of your food.
30.) You think that a person really likes you if they let you in the upstairs of their house.
31.) You've played the game so much that you're on your 250th year.
32.) You look in the classified ads of your newspaper every single day, hoping to find an ad about a farm needing to be revived.
33.) You try to make your own medicine at home.
34.) You throw a cucumber into a lake to see if a weird green thing will surface up from the water.
35.) You expect to see a big fat thing with huge lips and a monocle at every food festival you go to.
36.) You look in your mirror at exactly midnight to see if you see a green creature in it or hear banging on the side of your house.
37.) You think that pregnancy only lasts 3 months.
38.) You feel that everything you did today will be lost forever if you don't write it all down in your diary.
39.) You run around in the woods gathering fruits, mushrooms, and herbs then come back the next day and expect them to be re-grown in the exact same place you found them.
40.) You think that throwing blue sparkly glitter over your animals will make them pregnant.
41.) You dress your baby up in a mouse costume.
42.) You cosplay as Harvest moon characters at anime conventions.
43.) You have a record player in your room instead of a juke-box/stereo.
44.) You think that the next time a festival takes place in your area your city's mayor will drop by your house and tell you about it.
45.) You have a giant veggie garden in your backyard and you use your own produce for cooking instead of buying veggies at your local grocery store.
46.) You think cake, cookies and all other kinds of junk food are good for you.
47.) You get into bed every night by taking a big, flying leap.
48.) You get stuck on a mountain and you attempt to get down the easy way by jumping off a cliff, thinking you’ll land peacefully on your feet.
49.) You run everywhere you go.
50.) You make a giant field of flowers in your front yard to see if people will respect you more.
51.) You find it perfectly okay to eat butter by itself for breakfast.
52.) You give guys flowers and expect them to find it perfectly normal.
53.) You think that showing people wild animals will make them like you more.
54.) Your fences are just made with logs instead of picket fence.
55.) You pick up a squirrel and expect not to be bitten.
56.) You go to bed with your clothes on.
57.) You look in your drawer in your bedside table and expect to find a good deal of money.
58.) You plant all the plants in your backyard in 3x3 squares.
59.) You put a golden log in your front yard and think that the day after you do, everybody in your city will come by and yell at you about it.
60.) You have something you don’t want and you throw it away wherever the hell you want, whether it’s a street, in your own house or on someone’s lawn.
61.) You think that if you drop a non-fragile item on the ground, like a carrot, it’s automatically ruined and don’t bother to pick it back up.
62.) You carry around a giant basket wherever you go.
63.) You throw your dog’s ball at people and expect them not to notice.
64.) You only have 4 channels on your TV.
65.) You run around in a forest chasing a little rabbit to see if you can catch it.
66.) You think that you can take someone else’s dog or cat back to your house and expect them to not notice.
67.) You go to many different animal shelters to see if you can find a dog that looks exactly like the one you have on Harvest Moon.
68.) You don’t care at all if your dog pees on everything in your house.
69.) You wear a blue and orange hat every day.
70.) You eat rice balls for breakfast every single day if you don't know how to cook.
71.) You think pickles are made with just salt and cucumbers.
72.) You walk around in a forest during Summer and hope to find a monkey.
73.) You watch your TV at 4:44 a.m or p.m to see if wacky things happen.
74.) You go to a hot spring and try fishing in it.
75.) You look for a remote control that looks like a yakitori.

Why haven't we done this idea already? xd

Let's see...


--You wake up and watch the weather, see that there'll be a bad storm tomorrow, and think, "Hmm, I need to go reload to last night."

--You actually propose to your girlfriend/boyfriend with a Blue Feather.

--You find someone in one place at 3 in the afternoon, and then wonder why you can't find them there the next day.

--You try to mimic Harvest Moon hairstyles.

--You wake up every morning standing next to your table, not in bed.

--You impulsively watch the weather every morning when you wake up to see if it's going to rain tomorrow.

--You think that your favorite TV show is only going to show one 30-second episode a week.

--You own a milker/milking machine.

--You've ever tried to milk a cow for Golden Milk.

--You walk toward the road out of town and expect some small people to stop you.

--You've never been to "The City."

--You've actually tried to logically plan to own a farm.

--When it rains, you think, "Yays, I don't have to water my crops! biggrin "

--Everything in your room is Harvest Moon-related.

--Your living room replicates your house in Harvest Moon, complete with wood floors and walls.

--You think that when you're going to renovate something, you have to provide the carpenter with wood.

--You think renovating your house will only take 3 days of the carpenter sawing air.

--You go to bed at 6PM and wake up at 6 AM.

--You wake up at 6 AM every morning anyway.

--You think you have to have a Big Bed before you can propose.

--Your boyfriend/girlfriend says they love you, and you start checking the local Supermarkert for the Blue Feather to go on sale.

--You expect to hear people booing at you when you drop something.

--You think if you stand in one place for a long time, you'll earn a music note.

--You think if you break enough stones, you'll earn a Harvest Sprite.

--You're married, and your spouse sleeps on the complete opposite side of the bed as you do.

--You and your spouse have a child, and he/she sleeps in between the two of you in the same bed.

--When you're pregnant, you think you can work all the way up to the day before the baby is born.

--You think that your spouse will warn you that the baby will be born the day before it's going to happen.

--On New Years' Eve, you go to a local mountain/hill at midnight and expect to find other people from town there.

--You think you can make make Chocolate Cake/Cookies just by putting a bar of chocolate on top of an already made cake/batch of cookies.

--Your RL dog is named Koro.

--You have chicken named Popuri.

--You take it upon yourself to deweed the whole town.

--You think you can sell weeds for a penny a piece.

--You expect to find midgets in a tree.

--You look for a giant white Yeti during the Winter.

--You think if you leave your chickens outside, wild dogs will come and try to scare them.

--From the previous one, you think that so long as they're inside a fence made of rocks or logs, they'll be safe.

--You always carry things over your head.

--You try to find the ladder leading down to the next floor in a local cave.

Actually, that's a tradition in Japan. The men recieve chocolate on Valentine's Day, and then on March 14th, the women recieve gifts as thank-yous. It does qualify for these lists, though.

Anyway,

-You want to do some TV shopping, but buy from your local grocery store via phone for ten days first.
-You call your backpack your "rucksack" on accident.
-You know all of the character's scripts and events by heart.
-You have make a huge mistake, and then you looked everywhere for the "Load" button.
-On the second day of Winter, you expect to see Mayor Thomas when you leave your house.

-You get pregnant and think the baby will be born in 60 days.
-You have a little basket, and you expect it to hold over 100 items.
-You see a huge tree, and immediately search for the door.

These are all pretty damn funny! XD



And sadly, this one I'm actually guilty of! ... XD;;

-When you go to a family member upset about how your cow or other animal died, they understand and comfort you
- When you proudly admit you have an obsession with Virtual farming
- When you wonder out loud about how the weather is going be when you're already outside

(I Scared my Dad when I told him I was obsessed with Virtual farming sweatdrop )

- You write a essay about your farm for school.
(I actually did this once only it wasn't for Harvest moon, It was for Tales of Symphonia)
- You rant about your crops, animals and Wife at School...and your a girl.
- You call people you hate by your least favorite characters name.
(I'm actually going to post said Tales of Symphonia essay in my journal if by chance anyone wants to read it.)

I HATE it when my charger goes missing! ;__; I feel your pain...


(Oblivion Rose: I wanna read it! ^__^)