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So, I've been gone. Miss me? Good.

I was dragged against my will to Florida, and boy was it a ride!

- First off: Airport Security.-

Had me remove my shirt, pants, shoes, belt, hat, sunglasses and they didn't even buy me a beer first. That made me angry, but I was too busy coping with the feeling of getting raped to notice

- Next: ALEXIS TEXAS!!!!!!! (AKA Flight #1 Sea-Tac ->Texas)-

Yeah, I met Alexis Texas. Actually, I sat next to her. It was scary as Hell dudes. She was wearing a bright pink thong, and WAY to much make-up, and the last 10 minutes of the first flight she constantly groped my arm. That's not even the worst part, we were going to Texas for a 50 minute layover.

- Flight #2: Texas -> Orlando

Sat next to business man/women couldn't tell which...

- Florida: 1:30 AM Local time.

Aunt picks me and family at airport after getting luggage, we go the the local 24 hr. waffle house, in the ghetto and see some hookers/ladies of the night/Alexis Texas wannabes. One asks me if I want to dance.

Next morning we went to the local German bakery. And got FAT xD

Epcot is friggin expensive crying
It's like spending money to go spend more money!
$11 for parking! HOLY CRAP!
We got German fudge though.

The beach is awesome! Got a cool keychain. The up in the ocean due to too much fudge. Hot lifegaurds. Played volleyball with cutiepies, who though I was in college.

Checked out UF campus. I kinda am thinking of going to that school for some odd reason. And it is not because of the school colors rolleyes
Also, our tour guides where VERY valley-girl. And kept saying Ridonkulous.

Hacked old people's wi-fi. WEP coding and all. That was an interesting experience. I didn't know I could do it without a wireless router.

- Flight Home #1 Florida->Texas -

Played Pokemon the whole time. Yes, that game is freaking sweet. Sat next to an old India dude who smelt like burnt peas and cheese. And his wife was like... ubber white.

- Flight #2 Texas -> Sea-Tac -

Delayed 2 friggin hours due to brake problems and someone shoving a stupid towel down a urinal. Once the brakes were fixed the urinal still refused to work so we had to fix that one for some reason, even though there were three perfectly good urinals still readily available. Stupid assholes of a pilot.

My DS also died on this leg so I had to resort to Ipod + watching neighbor's DVD player. He was watching Sliders. Looked good, I may have to watch it on Youtube.

His name was Angelo, the only person who introduced himself to me. He also made me forget about my past disgruntlements with Macs and I might just have to get a Mac now. I think he has stock in the Apple company or something. Anyways, he was a total techy. Or is it spelled Techi? Either way I have a strange feeling he's in the SG for some odd reason...

Got home to see my dog and now I'm ahead 3 Hours and trying to maintain consciousness while typing this.