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 Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:02 am
Lawlz.
http://conjugalharmony.com/browse.html
Yesterday morning on the radio they were reading off profiles from here. It made me lol hardcore.
Look at what some of the prisoners have done to get in jail:
Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.
Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I'm a good person.
Its fun XD You should all go find a wife there <3 I'm sure there are some really...nice...women just waiting for a conjugal visit from you biggrin
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:16 am
Well, it looks like hybristophiles all over the world are probably reeeally happy. That's all I'm saying. XD
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:19 am
`Aine Chievious Well, it looks like hybristophiles all over the world are probably reeeally happy. That's all I'm saying. XD >.> I totally didnt have to look that word up.
It made me lawl that you replied so fast Aine <3 I guess you've been waiting a long time to find the perfect wife, huh?
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:22 am
Nymphiedora `Aine Chievious Well, it looks like hybristophiles all over the world are probably reeeally happy. That's all I'm saying. XD >.> I totally didnt have to look that word up.
It made me lawl that you replied so fast Aine <3 I guess you've been waiting a long time to find the perfect wife, huh? Well... not really. I'm all hyped up on tea, again. Tea tea tea... Though, who knows? I might be a hybristophile too. After all, I keep talking about Sniper/CK slash and things like that, and I did say something about boinking them in Kori's thread... Aine's got an attraction to criminals, yay! heart
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:37 am
`Aine Chievious Nymphiedora `Aine Chievious Well, it looks like hybristophiles all over the world are probably reeeally happy. That's all I'm saying. XD >.> I totally didnt have to look that word up.
It made me lawl that you replied so fast Aine <3 I guess you've been waiting a long time to find the perfect wife, huh? Well... not really. I'm all hyped up on tea, again. Tea tea tea... Though, who knows? I might be a hybristophile too. After all, I keep talking about Sniper/CK slash and things like that, and I did say something about boinking them in Kori's thread... Aine's got an attraction to criminals, yay! heart You know I'm starting to think that when you say "tea" you really mean something else >.> If you know what I mean ;D
And if you dont, i'm saying I think tea is just a code word for hott hardcore loving.
<3 I just replied to your LJ about that.
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:06 am
Nymphiedora `Aine Chievious Nymphiedora `Aine Chievious Well, it looks like hybristophiles all over the world are probably reeeally happy. That's all I'm saying. XD >.> I totally didnt have to look that word up.
It made me lawl that you replied so fast Aine <3 I guess you've been waiting a long time to find the perfect wife, huh? Well... not really. I'm all hyped up on tea, again. Tea tea tea... Though, who knows? I might be a hybristophile too. After all, I keep talking about Sniper/CK slash and things like that, and I did say something about boinking them in Kori's thread... Aine's got an attraction to criminals, yay! heart You know I'm starting to think that when you say "tea" you really mean something else >.> If you know what I mean ;D
And if you dont, i'm saying I think tea is just a code word for hott hardcore loving.
<3 I just replied to your LJ about that. Oh, lawl. rofl Either that, or the tea leaves are really pot, and the sugar is really crack. And I did not know this entire time. XD Well, we've gone offtopic, haven't we? First a discussion about marrying criminals, now a discussion about Aine's tea habits. xd
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:54 am
ninja For the benefit of Mr. Kite...Color me stupid, but is that a real site? o.O;; ...there will be a show tonight. domokun
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:13 am
I'm hoping that's fake. xd Along with all the other sites it's linked to. Click some of its advertisements. They're ridiculous.
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:30 am
I don't want a wife but I'm so getting me a Scientology loan. =D
Joke site with joke site links is funny. XD
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:39 am
YOU KNOW!!
I hope I can find me a nice wife to raise a family with.
Are there any convicts who have killed their husbands? Because I'd like to give her a second chance, I bet she deserves it. Or maybe a third chance? As long as it's not a 5th chance, then that ho is just trashy talk2hand
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:47 am
buzzkid24 YOU KNOW!!
I hope I can find me a nice wife to raise a family with.
Are there any convicts who have killed their husbands? Because I'd like to give her a second chance, I bet she deserves it. Or maybe a third chance? As long as it's not a 5th chance, then that ho is just trashy talk2hand Quite a few actually. While looking through all these interesting profiles I kept thinking "Hey they'd make a great match for so and so". So I'm gonna be a matchmaker and match you guys with convict wives. 4laugh Edit: Of course I'll be charging 100k a match. I'm not doing this out of the goodness of my heart. Gimme profit. biggrin
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:27 pm
 I think I'll go for the triple rape and aggravated assault one. I like 'em rough, tough, and all sorts of locked up.
~<3
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:03 am
» [A]nd where does one find a man? 8DD [♥ ♥ ♥]
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