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 Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:04 am
I push my fingers into my eyes,
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache,
But it's made of all the things I am today,
Jesus, It never ends,
It works it's way inside,
If the pain goes on...
AAAGH!!!
Pyro's shot off everywhere and the new crowd went wild as the Chairman, Nuke Fusion, stood in the middle of the ring looking around. He smiled as he saw the brilliant turn-out. The fans were loving this because they didn't know what to expect, and who would be here.
Nuke put the mics to his lips.
"Welcome...To...EVOLUTION!"
The crowd went wild!
"Let's make this short. I want all the Superstars to get out here and show yourselves to the fans! C'mon, show us what you've got!
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:04 pm
This is how a heart breaks!The all too familier of multi promotional star Mike Landry was the first thing the audience was treated to after Nuke's announcement. Sure enough, Mike spun out through the curtain to greet his new fans. he gestured with his hands, yelling to the fans "Come on!" urging them to cheer even louder before he made his mad dash to the ring to meet the his new boss. Mike wore a simple blue button down shirt with dark blue jeans and cowboy boots, a far cry from his usualy in ring attire. His music faded away as the time keeper handed him a microphone, "Hey bossman, and helloooooooooooo Evolution fans! You may know who I am, but for those who don't allow me the pleasure of introducing myself. I made my way here from Fort Collins Colorado for you guys. I am known as The Innovator and the Master of the Watch Your Step match, I am none other than Mike 'Captain Underhook' Landry!"
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person from heaven and he
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:32 pm
The heretic is always better dead... Saint Jimmy by Green Day blares across the arena...
St. Joey's coming down across the alleyway...
Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade...
Lights on the silhouette...
He's insubordinate...
Coming at you on the count of One, Two...
One, Two, Three, Four!
A single pyro goes off, and Saint Joey leaps onto the ramp!!
He lifts his arm, pointing upwards as he stands triumphantly on the stage!
My name is Joey and you better not wear it out
Suicide commando that your momma talked about
King of the forty theives
and I'm here to represent
The needle in the vein of the establishment
I'm the patron saint of denial
With an angel face and a taste for suicidal...
Joey runs to the ring, sliding in...
He slides to the centre of the ring, winking at a crowd member!
Cigarettes and ramen and a little bag of dope
I am the son of a b***h and edger allen poe
Raised in the city in the halo of lights
The product of war and fear that we've been victimized
I'm the patron saint of denial
With an angel face and a taste for suicidal...
He stands, climbing the turnbuckle and working the crowd!
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
He grabs a mic from the crew, lifting it as he begins to speak...
"Ladies and Gentlemen... Listen. And listen well. Because you are listening to the voice of... Saint Joey!!
Welcome to the new show, and welcome to the new boss!"
He turned to the ring, climbing down from the corner...
"It is time for a new era in Proffesional Wrestling... and that is the era of the Evolution!" ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:42 pm
Enter Sandman by MetallicaPurple and red lights flashed violantly everywhere, as JaRhEaD-1.0 slowly came out from the curtain, revealing himself in black over-all tights[like what Undertaker wears] with football shoulder armor that has two 10 inch spikes coming out from each shoulder pointing up. JaRhEaD slowly made his way down the same, noticing Mike, Nuke, and St. Joey allready in the ring. He Leaped onto the apron, and climbed the ropes like a ladder too get over. He got into the ring, and grabbed the mic from St. Jimmy.
"I of course am "JaRhEaD-1.0 AKA The Original JaRhEaD!"
He shouted as the crowd cheered.
"Now......I want too welcome ALL of you girls and guys out there too a new EVOLUTION!!!"
He shouted again, as the crowd went nuts this time. JaRhEaD-1.0 backed away, and handed the mic back too Nuke.
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:01 pm
Mitternacht by E NomineHe walks out onto the stage with a glass of blood in his hand, he takes a sip and then reveals his fangs. A roar of pyro goes off around him on both sides as he slowly walks down the ramp, they turn off as soon as he enters the ring. He lays the glass down on the ring mat as he climbs up one of the turnbuckles. He then strokes his coat as he stands up there for a moment before he raises his arms up, a fountain of blood gushes out of his mouth and runs down his chin. He then gets off the turnbuckle after doing so and turns around to have a microphone handed to him by someone. The Daywalker stands there and is just about to speak, the crowd begins to boo as he talks. "It seems that everyone here already knows who I am, so why should I bother introducing myself to these second rate fans?"He now an arrogant smug on his face, the crowd continued to boo. "Anyway...I can promise all of you that the new Evolution will involve much more blood shed than before. And that world championship title is just waiting for my name to become engraved on it."
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:24 pm
I been through it all
The fails the falls
Im like Niagra
But i got right back up like viagra
I am agriculture
Swagga so mean it might insult ya
(ha)Im like an ultravulture
I f**k around and catapult ya
Torture, Thought ya parents taught ya
You guys is chocha im gone buenos noches
Flow scorch ya and ion even write
No author so harder so smarter
All about a dollar like 4 quarters
Oh father will tonight be my last
and if so make sure my kids see my cash
and i know im solid like an elbow cast
and my future will be better than my past
Weezy
When the bass hits, Nate comes form the curtain. The crowd went crazy in cheers. He stood on the stage and looked at all the fans with a smirk on his face. He walked down the ramp slowly, stopping at the middle. Nate does his taunt as crazy explosions go off on the stage. Nate rushes into the ring and gets the mic from Nuke. He looksat the crowd before he speaks.
"How are ya'll feeling?"
The crowd bursted into cheers.
"Ya'll should know who I am but for you all who don't let me introduce myself, I am Nate "The Great" and this is the EVOLUTION!!!
The crowd cheered.
I'm here not only to put on a show for you all but to hopefully hold some gold around my waist. Here in the Evolution we are going to make history!!!!
The crowd went in cheers again as Nate handed the mic back over to Nuke.
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:54 pm
Time to DIE! . . That perfect WORLD!
tsukiakari no shita de . .
( Under the moonlight . . )
Let's BREAK the SPINE!
. . yakusoku o kawashita.
( . . we exchanged vows. )
[ And his opponent, from Yokosuka, Japan by way of Venice Beach, California . . ]
[ The Sexy Strong Stylist . . RYUU SAKAMOTO!! ]
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:: ACID's "0:00 AM" hit the speakers with its electrifying guitars as The Sexy Strong Stylist bounced and galloped his way on out to the stage. Grinning ever-so flirtaciously, he'd move down a bit from the stage, and take his mark at the center. Motioning his hands across his pelvic area .. Ryuu would thrust his left fist up in a GUTS POSE before himself, a large blast of pyrotechnics would rocket into the sky behind him! Moving on down the ramp, he enthusiastically tagged hands with fans along the way before reaching ringside. Pulling himself onto the apron, Ryuu slid himself onto the middle rope and reclined back, undoing the tie around his neck. Ducking completely into the ring, Sakamoto spun around once, removing the tie from around his neck and tossing it into the crowd! Pointing out around the audience, he'd raise his hands and clap them a few times overhead, getting the crowd fired up as he backed up to an unoccupied corner .. letting his music die down. Ryuu would borrow the microphone for just a moment for the proper introduction. ::
" Ladies and gentlemen alike, on behalf of the rest of the roster .. I first and foremost want to thank each and every one of you for your viewership and supporting all of us as Evolution starts up. And with that being said, my name is Ryuu Sakamoto. Fathers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, unlock your doors. The ladies know I hit it hard, and in the ring, the men know I hit hard. I am The Sexy Strong Stylist, and I guarantee that soon enough .. you will know first hand what I'm all about. "
:: Smirking, Ryuu tossed the microphone back to Nuke. ::
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:45 am
To The Limit.
Anthrax - Fueled
I'm out to mix it up and change my complexion
To coat the feelings and cure my depression
A shot of petrol is my bonafide method
To lose control and get thoroughly distracted
I'm on the money, here I come
Fuel for my engine, and I1m gone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOg3Cna5jzg
"Jed bust threw the curtains .Jed ran the the right side of the stage. He raised his left and right arms up and the crowd booed and cheered...Jed ran to the left of the stage and did the same , and the crowd got louder with cheers..Jed went to the middle. Jed turned around (showing his hair.and a new shirt. Jed a Indy and Main Stream Master.)and looked up at the titantron and watched the video."
"It showed footage of Jed training, lifting weights, and taking hits.It also show jed running stadiums the video goes blank for a moment, because the camera showed a black curtain. Jed then went threw it, and it showed him walking towards the ring and it cut to jed hitting some JKO's on people.."
"Jed raised his right arm and sparks went up behind him and then jed turned around and walked threw the sparks. Jed lowered his right arm. He was wiggling his arms, loosing up. Jed then hit his knee looked down .He then jumped up .and ran down to the ring and slide into the ring. Climbed to the top turnbuckle and then he raised his right arm. He jumped off the top rope and then he landed in the ring. Jed then got a mike.
"Well if it isn't Evolution. Ladies and Gentlemen. You should already know who i am. but if you don't then let me re-introduce myself. My Name is Jed.I'm the High Flying Heavyweight. Probably the only one here that can acutely entertain you. The Fans..Well there might be 3 others. 1 Being The Strong Stylist Ryuu Sakamoto."The Crowd cheered some." The Other being Chris Morgan."The crowd gave a indifferent response." Lastly Probably the only guy that can really show you guy what wrestling is. Well when he is facing me.That Is Mike Landry."The crowd gave him probably the loudest cheer so far." I know who this guy is. He is the one that can push someone to the limit. Just like myself. But I'm not sure he can push people to the limit, AND Over The Top Rope. So I'm out here to not only show the crowd why i'm probably the most important wrestler ever. But to also Challenge. Mike Landry to a 1 on 1 Match for the WW:E Championship. So What do you say Mike? You want to fight."
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:26 am
Mike looked to the crowd as they sent cheers his way, encourageing him to accept Jed's most generous offer. "Jed, I remember our very first match together way back when when I was getting my feet wet in the wrestling biz, and we put on a match that stole the show that night. If you great fans want to see Jed and Mike Landry take it to the limit one more time then let me hear it!" The crowd shouted in extreme approval, "Well then you have your answer Jed, i'll give you that match! How bout it bossman?" He asked Nuke for his final approval.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:28 am
 [[I changed the Light Heavyweight Title to the 'Unknown Title'. The winner of that title can name it to whatever they want]]
"That sounds like a great idea, guys. BUT...I think I have a better one. Tonight Evolution will hold it's first ever match. It will not be a Singles match. It will be a...TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT!"
The crowd had mixed reactions.
"Don't knock it before you've tried it. Basically, this is how it goes. Each Superstar in this ring will team up with another Superstar in the ring. They will then face off against another team of finely-bred Superstars. The winning team will then face off against each other for Gold!"
The crowd went wild before settling down.
"The teams are...For the WWE: EVOLUTION TITLE!...
...MIKE LANDRY & JED!"
The crowd were ecstatic and showed their delight.
"And their team will face off against...CHRIS MORGAN & RYUU SAKAMOTO!"
The crowd had mixed reactions to a Heel and a Face team.
"And for the UN-NAMED TITLE...NATE & SAINT JOEY VERSUS JARHEAD & LUTHER!"
The crowd went wild!
"So what do you guys think?" 
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:31 pm
Mike's very first thought was, 'great, another war with Sakamoto', but he shrugged it off when he remembered it was still tag team action. He turned to Jed and held out his hand so they could shake on their partnership.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:45 pm
~: Laid To Rest - Lamb Of God :~
Luther walked wearing an Armani Suit and walked towards the ring. He had a smug look on his face and walked slowly up the steel steps, and then stepped in to the ring. He walked over to JaRhEaD and offered his hand.
"You might be thinking that because I'm the GM, I can't fight. That is not true. I'm only Temp GM and will soon go back to being a full-time Superstar, and a future Evolution Champion!"
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:10 pm
Nate replied to Nuke's announcement.
"Hey i think that is a good idea."
Nate thought to himself...
"I just need to make sure me and Joey can work together"
Nate turned to Joey...
"Hey Joey, I'll watch your back if you watch mine. If we can do that then it will be me and you for the title but that can only happen if we can be on the same page."
Nate waited for Joey's response.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:57 pm
Jed shook his hand, Because he had some respect for Landry.
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:03 am
The heretic is always better dead... "Any shot, any title, any time. And I will team with anybody to get a shot."
Joey turned to Nate.
"I've never even heard of the other two losers, but even so... Looks like we got ourselves a fight on our hands! And, if all goes well, a fight with eachother afterwards!"
He outstretched his hand for a handshake with his 'partner'. ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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