Recast your Own Remake

[Invisigoth0o]

ok, i just read the thread on the plan on remaking RHPS with Manson as Frankie. its not going to happen, it was just a rumor forever ago, but you never know now days. so if you were to make a remake who would you cast???

my choices are Johnny Depp as Frankie, Jack Black as Eddie, and Tim Curry as the Crim. i am stuck on who could play Riff and Mags, although i think Jason Mewes would be a good Riff if he could do the accent, and if she were younger Helena Bohnam Carter would be an ok Mags. she has the same weird hair thing going on.

so who are your choices???  

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Jack Black would kick a** as Eddie! surprised heart

Agyness Deyn would be interesting as Columbia, looks-wise... I don't know if she can act.  

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Jason Mewes huh? Actually that doesn't sound half bad, I bet he could pull it off.

As for who would play Frank, I've got a wild one for you: Dave Brockie of GWAR  

[Broken Lizard]

honestly I would say
Adam Corolla - Frank. He looks like Tim Curry a little bit.
Jack Black - Eddie.
Kerri Kenney - Columbia
Anna Faris - Janet Weiss
Jason Mewes - Riff Raff

Thats all I have so far. But really just think about Adam Corolla as Frank. I think he could be good without making Frank seem goth or scary like.  

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Zac Efron as Brad rofl

Actually, if John Stamos was in his 20's, he might make a hot Brad. ^_~  

[Scarlet Monroe]

Frank - Johnny Depp

Brad - Ashton Krutcher/ Tobey Maguire

Janet - Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe from friends)

Columbia - Lyndsey Lohan

Magenta - Drew Berrymore ( okay let me explain, there are very few actresses out there that can actually act, and there is not really a mainstream actress out there that would fill Patricia's shoes. except maybe Drew with different hair and makeup.)

Riff Raf- I do have to admit Jason Mewes would do a good job.

Rocky - Justin Timberlake. rofl

Eddie/Dr.Scott - Definitely Jack Black  

[The Amazing Bert Schnick]

Frank N Furter - Russel Brand or Marilyn Manson

Brad - Jake Gyllenhaal or James Marsden

Janet - Anna Farris or Tina Fey

Magenta - Helena Bohnem Carter or Dana Fuchs

Riff Raff - Bill Moseley or Terrance Zdunich

Columbia - Samantha Ronson or Ellen Degeneres rofl

Rocky - Ashton Kutcher or James Marsden

Eddie - Jack Black

The Criminologist - Tim Currry

Dr. Scott - Steve Matin rofl

Edit: So nobody wants to kill me, the ones with a rofl next to it, are meant to be taken as a joke, and not seriously.

Edit #2: After seeing Pink in her new music video "Please Don't Leave Me", I think Pink would be great as Columbia.