if you give a mouse a cookie, he will want some milk.
if you give him milk, he'll want more.
if you give him more, he'll develop a taste for human blood.
if he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire.
if her becomes a vampire, he'll need to make followers
if he makes followers, they will need to feed.
if they feed too much, the national guard will be called out.
if the national guard is called out, they too will be followers of the vampire.
if the national guard fails, the president will call in a nuclear strike.
if the nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die.
america will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse.
with no one to keep the rest of the world's nukes in check.
the rest of the crackpot nations will launch their own
eventually, the entire earth will be destoyed.
((yes, I watch to many stupid cartoon-like things))
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