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RikProwley: Remember how you told me not to burn down my kitchen?
rosemlk: Yes, Emster?
rosemilk: .........
Legend: ...o.O
gorachichai: OMG RUN!! DIAL 911!!!
Rosemilk: EM, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE FIRE.

Tara Jenkins: 8O *concept of art for real monies* 8D Wow!

Karma K: "My mom thought she could handle five pints of whiskey and then go for a walk in the zoo. She woke up the next morning in the zebra pen very sore.
Karma K: Nine months later I happened. You could be next. Its the truth. Its an outrage"

fyre: *brain very mostly gone...may only respond with small words XD*

fyre: Em: I once roasted a tea kettle by cooking it with no water in it for like half an hour
tarnishedhalo: i once put a cheesesteak in the microwave with the wrapping still on
fyre: Heylo: O_o
tarnishedhalo: and i watched it burst into flames
rosemilk: I once got my head stuck in a washing basket.
tarnishedhalo: XD
rosemilk: And my brother took photos that are still floating around the internet.
fyre: Yeah...well I once made a hard boiled egg EXPLODE
RikProwley: Do tell?
fyre: well...apparently if you forget you were making a hard boiled egg...
fyre: and allow the egg to boil until the water is very very low and it gets VERY hot.
rosemilk: ... That sounds like a tale of sadness, Fyre.
tarnishedhalo: ;_; po egg
fyre: the egg will actually blow up, and little pieces of egg go all over your kitchen and your roommate makes you clean it up while laughing hysterically at you >_>
RikProwley: :O
fyre: Of course, if you you're me, later that week your roommate dumps unpopped corn down the drain and gets the garbage disposal stuck XD

rosemilk: And then Pixle PHOTOSHOPPED ME barfing on Aragorn.

RikProwley: If those are lesbians, sign me up.

RikProwley: Use pillow cases.
Magiale: O.o
RikProwley: You can put pets in pillow cases.
gorachichai: omfg!
gorachichai: ANIMAL CRUELTY
gorachichai: >UU
Magiale: I suddenly feel sorry for your pets, Em
RikProwley: It's crueler to leave them in the apartment!
Magiale: True
gorachichai: hum. o-o
fyre: not cats Em...cats do NOT like being stuffed into pillow cases XD
Rosemilk: XDDD
fyre: ferrets might be ok with ti
fyre: er it
RikProwley: No, animal services, when you bring in your cat to be spayed or neutered, they said bring pet in box or carrier or pillowcase.
Magiale: lmao
RikProwley: Or maybe they said not to use a pilloiwcase...
RikProwley: I don't really remember.

RikProwley: Collect a "management tax."
RikProwley: Inform all customers today that the state has decreed a 5% increase in tax on fabrics.
RikProwley: Neglect to mention that the state is your current state of mind.
RikProwley: Pocket the 5%.

Magiale: Want a voodoo doll?

Magiale: My friend has a friend who's puppy is Johnny Depp's Nephew
Magiale: =p
Legend: Johnny Depp's Nephew is a puppy?
Rosemilk: Yes!
TarnishedHalo: haha
fyre: *lost in conversation again XD8
Legend: somehow, given that it's Johnny Depp, this doesn't surprise me as much as it could

fyre: Ok...WHY would a feien want a syringe? O_o
RikProwley: That is a very good question!
Rosemilk: Some Feien could be drug addicts, but, they haven't got the means to make many of the injection drugs.
Magiale: Why can't they just snuff it?
Magiale: Hmm, feien sized cigs

Rosemilk: I'm never going to be able to think of Corvy without the "Princes Of The Universe" song in my head again.

fyre: Has anyone else noticed that Corvus is trying to take over the Feien world? XD
Magiale: lmao
Rosemilk: There should be a three-way power struggle!
fyre: Corvus is totally winning >.>
Magiale: Who're the other two?
fyre: I'd be worried if I were you XD
Rosemilk: Empress Ares, King Corvus, and the People's Republic Of Chairman Div.
Magiale: lmao
RikProwley: XD

Rosemilk: Old Man Talon.
fyre: HA
Rosemilk: YOU HERE JUVIES GIT OFF MY GAWDAMNED LAWN
fyre: Hadrian: *sticks tongue out and dances around lawn*
Magiale: Raphael: ....?
Karma K: Talon: *throws a lawn flamingo at and storms inside to turn on the sprinklers*
Rosemilk: MA, GIT ME MY JUVIE GUN!, and Yeande's in the kitchen making him a pie.
Rosemilk: But a death pie, because it's Yeande.
Magiale: aww
fyre: Hadrian: ... *hates sprinklers* crying
Karma K: and Yeande's got swarms of pixacats everywhere true to any old lady...

Karma K: *is so glad Globin was tall when he grew* Not only can he loom over Talon, he can actually reach something other than Merri's midsection now so it I won't feel the urge to put Globin in an alter boy costume whenever they hug

fyre: random: am I disturbing for wanting to sculpt fairies and put them into bottles filled with greenish colored liquid like specimin jars?

Rosemilk: Oh, Talon. So small, so angry.
Karma K: he needs Jack Nicholson-style anger management
Rosemilk: Someone should run anger management classes for the Feien

Karma K: I'm trying desperately to figure out what PP is in the genetic code. Berra has a mutation in it >>; Maybe she'll be a hermaphrodite if its what it sounds like biggrin

Karma K: we were trying to figure out feien heights in human terms...someone figured about 1.25 inches per foot.
Karma K: *does calculations* If he were human, Talon would be 4.8 feet tall...and I would SO take his lunch money biggrin

Karma K: he needs to tower over Corvus for the bad slashfics to work
Rosemilk: He can have stilts!
Rosemilk: "Arturo towered over Corvus lustily, stilts wobbling."

TarnishedHalo: Val: Indeed indeed.. interesting.. *flutters about* Flower children. Babies. Flower babies. Feien Flowers.. Fleien Chabies.

Karma K: okay in the 1.15 ratio, that makes Merri 8.47 feet tall
Rosemilk: ... Man, Merri is king of basketball.
Neko Girl: Too body the boy won't play.
Neko Girl: Merri: >.> That ball would hit my head in two seconds.
TarnishedHalo: and val is the referee
TarnishedHalo: Val: *BLOWS WHISTLE* FOULLLLLL!
Neko Girl: ...bad. Not body.
Rosemilk: Freudian slip!

Karma K: "She bought her boobs" WHERE?? Tell me where?? I wanna buy a whole bunch of'em and leave them around the house for squeezin'! And one on the dash of the car would make commute so much easier!

Rosemilk: I had a friend who called her chest acne breasticles. ... Because you all needed to know that

Rosemilk: Talon the biggest midget!
Karma K: Talon is also the strongest midget XD
Neko Girl: Yes, yes he is. XD
Rosemilk: He should be in the circuit.
Rosemilk: "Come see the STRONGEST MIDGET in the WOOORLD!"
Karma K: *wipes pepsi off her minotor* Thank you
Karma K: monitor
Karma K: YES I'M WIPING PEPSI OFF OF MY MINOTAUR
Karma K: HE LIKES HIS HOURLY SHOWERS oWO
Rosemilk: I hope he likes pepsi!
Karma K: he prefers RC cola, the choosy little s**t

Neko Girl: Not you, too. I have another friend who also calls it educational.

Neko Girl: Raylan: I don't quite understand this term "gay"... ._.;; And what is a complex?
Neko Girl: >.> I've explained that one before, I'm sure.
Karma K: gay means to be happy. Go tell everybody how gay you are >>; Now. Loudly.
Rosemilk: It's being gay or being Div's harem boy, Raylan. CHOOSE WISELY.
Rosemilk: ... Yes, gay means you're happy and cheerful! Go tell all how gay you are.
Neko Girl: Raylan: Happy? Oh! Then I'm quite gay. ^^
Neko Girl: Raylan: Does that mean Mama is also gay?

Rosemilk: ..... Karma, I've already learnt I should not eat around you.
Rosemilk: There are flecks of popcorn glued to my monitor now.
Karma K: everyone learns that eventually <3

Neko Girl: ....OMG I have a dime. I'm no longer broke.
Magiale: *claps*

RikProwley: Don't think too much about the fact Ava is as tall as Corvy's crotch. XD

Magiale: Wood?
Karma K: slices of cork
Neko Girl: I would think the splinters would hurt. Cork might work.
Magiale: mm
Neko Girl: Or some rubber.

Karma K: now go be normal with Timmah over in the corner >>; At the "normal table"

RikProwley: A better statement would be that a penny is the size of the average adult head.

RikProwley: *keeps staring at the feien height image and realizes Corvus is the height of Aqua's breasts* Score!!
Rosemilk: *dies*
Karma K: such as they are XD
Rosemilk: Redefines "Stop talking to my breasts!"

RikProwley: *just thought of best Yanvir quest ever*
Rosemilk: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rosemilk: What, Em?
RikProwley: I can't tell you.
RikProwley: Suffice to say it's beyond hilarious.
Magiale: I thought you said 'I' had a twisted mind >.>
RikProwley: You're in good company?
Magiale: Lmao.
Karma K: "Your weapon lurks in the cleavage of a stripper at the Puss In Boots club"

Neko Girl: Raylan: ...Why do you need a broomstick?

Rosemilk: Cascati: *makes whip-crack noises* Well, you're getting pretty tubby, Talon, you have -love- handles. HEE HEE HEE.
Karma K: Talon: ;;
RikProwley: Simon: *blushes*
Magiale: Raphael: ...I'm sorry. That wasn't funny. ;_;

Rosemilk: Cascati: *sobs into lacy handkerchief*
Karma K: Talon: *violated...stands there twitching at a loss for a moment* @_@

RikProwley: Corvus: So, Globin, you doing anything tonight?
Karma K: Globin: *record player of mind screeches to a ******** halt* O.O;;;;
Neko Girl: Merri: ...Wha?
RikProwley: Hel: *freezes over*
Karma K: Nothing: Is funnier than those last few lines

RikProwley: Fifth: You can be my princess if you like.
Magiale: Raph: Okay!

Rosemilk: Cascati: I'll look into it. In the meantime, eat more butter.

Rosemilk: Cascati: I HAVE WATCHED EVERY EPISODE OF DRAGONBARU Z!!
RikProwley: Simon: I DRESS UP LIKE SAILORMOON FOR CONS!

RikProwley: Julius: Bondage Fairies! I was in that!

Rosemilk: Cascati: ... Well, you're willing, youthful, and have hands. All right, but make sure you come back in a maid outfit.

RikProwley: Corvus: Pfft, Yeande wasn't even any goood.
RikProwley: Corvus: She's not here, right?
Rosemilk: Cascati: I bet she's standing right behind you.
Karma K: Talon: Dude, she said you passed out on her and drooled in her ear for an hour

Rosemilk: Cascati: We could armwrestle homoerotically for him.
RikProwley: Fifth: Okay.
Neko Girl: Raylan: He's a princess?
Magiale: Raphael: Yep!
Rosemilk: Cascati: *WRESTLE*
RikProwley: Fifth: *WRESTLEstrokeWRESTLE*
Rosemilk: Cascati: ... *has a cigarette afterwards*

RikProwley: Fifth: Alas, I can do no more, my missive is to make love, not war!
Magiale: Raphael: What's a missive?
Neko Girl: Raylan: Somehow, that sounds so wrong coming from him.
RikProwley: Fifth: It's a position you can get in.

Rosemilk: Cascati: *smoke* So, do you think Ares is a MILF?

RikProwley: Julius: No, no, I think Tahki is very firmly with me. VERY firmly indeed.
Neko Girl: Tahki: *eyeing the glitter* Shiny...
Karma K: Talon: She got her fingers tangled in your earrings, didn't she? >>;
Neko Girl: Tahki: ^^
Rosemilk: Cascati: So how much money does it take to get your dress off? PS. It looks like it was made out of CURTAINS! Ha ha ha! .... sob ;_;

RikProwley: Julius: I mean robes!
Neko Girl: Tahki: Dress! ^^
Magiale: Raphael: It's a pretty dress
Rosemilk: Cascati: I didn't know that we Feien got a Hot Topic.
RikProwley: Firvus: Me neither.
Magiale: Raphael: Hi Firvus! Are you new?
Karma K: did Fifth and Corvus merge?
Rosemilk: Cascati: .. Are you Corvus with a fir tree hat?
RikProwley: Corfthius: I don't know.
Neko Girl: XD
Karma K: *snerk*
RikProwley: Simcorfthius: I appear to be evolving.
Neko Girl: I'm about to die here, I'm sorry.
Rosemilk: BYE NEKO. Don't die ;_;
RikProwley: Simcorfthiusvir: ... Please don't die?
RikProwley: Simcorfthiusvirem: Night Neko!

RikProwley: *will be making a chat room quote thread in the guild*
Neko Girl: XD
Magiale: Oh dear.
Magiale: A must-read
Karma K: oh ******** XD
Neko Girl: Yes. Feien Owners gone MAD.
Neko Girl: ...With two Ds

Karma K: that'll be great encouragement. Come to our chats and you too can make your feien sound like a flaming retard without being docked points

Karma K: still no ferret....I find it hard to believe after having her for almost four years she would just spontaneously bolt on us
Rosemilk: She must be somewhere. .___.
Rosemilk: I hope she just saunters back.
Karma K: so do I....I mean, she wasn't acting sick or anything. She was being more bouncy than usual, actually
RikProwley: She'll come back!
Rosemilk: I hope so! I'll hold my thumbs.
Magiale: She's pregnant? O.o
Magiale: *cough*
Magiale: ignore me -_-
Karma K: ...considering she's spayed and her cagemate is female, I'll be very very impressed if that's the case
Magiale: So would I O.o
Rosemilk: XDDDDD She'd be giving birth to Jesus Ferret.
Magiale: Lmao
RikProwley: XDDDDD
RikProwley: Like on South Park sorta?
Karma K: Ferret births must be easy....essentially, its just like taking a poster out of a tube
Rosemilk: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Karma K: Baby Ferret: *Shoots out of mom, claws splayed* YAGWADEBAH!! 8D

I feel so left out now. cry

And on another note, all my best quotes are too mean to post. :Ish a biiiig meanie.:

*so wishes she could have AIM* xd

EDIT - *points to her sig, even though it has nothing to do with Feien*

... Man... that makes me wanna send Silva on a Yanvir quest...

S: Puss in Boots club, huh? The one on 95th and Troost or the one over in Jackson? *Taking notes*

I wish I could have stayed longer!