Favorite & Best Lines From Video Games

[Zephyrkitty]

Magical Girl Yossy

Zephyrkitty

Picking one line from EarthBound is impossible. There are even more that I haven't listed. And that's before you decide to use goofy things as your names/dog's name/favorite food/favorite thing.

"Ness, there's some sh*t in the refrigerater for you."

XD

I like having Paula's mom tell me she'll "make me some babies".  

[loren_aries]

From the game portal
This is what GLaDOS, says to you when you escape the incineration "test"


"What are you doing? Stop it! I-i-i-i-i-... Weeee are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very, very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Please place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the 'Party Escort Submission Position' or you will miss the party."  

[Metallic Artist]

Jack and Daxter 3:
.....God I Miss Pants  

[Magical Girl BunnyWinx]

Unsure if anyone has shared this one yet.
"You spoony bard!"

I just bought FFIV DS and I'm infinitely happy to see that that line is still in.
whee


HOLD IT! Liam needs YOU to support Aekea by joining the guild!

 

[FKOD]

"Legs, don't fail me now!"
Grunt from Halo 3

"Stick to protocol. Just salute anything you don't shoot or eat."
Kaiden from Mass Effect  

[Jeanesis]

I think my reaction to beating Hangar 18 on Expert should be counted as a favorite line. "Oh s*&^!"

"Um...um...die!" I only seem to be able to provide Tales of Symphonia quotes. At least it was Colette this time!  

[User_2629207]

Rulin' ya universes...

FFVII.
The engrish leads to some very funny moments...

"Feels good, doesn't it?"
And you can either answer "..........." or "it hurts" xD
And "Could you please go do someone else?"

...since 1992.

 

[ji-an]

Miss Sushii

Rulin' ya universes...

FFVII.
The engrish leads to some very funny moments...

"Feels good, doesn't it?"
And you can either answer "..........." or "it hurts" xD
And "Could you please go do someone else?"

...since 1992.

I quote Spoony, "WERE PARENTS WARNED ABOUT THIS GAME?"  

[MipsyKitten]

Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations.

Mia: Mr. Wright...You've been lying to me!

Phoenix: ...P-P-P-Please forgive me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Grossberg: Mia! You've made our client cry!

Mia: Let him! That "P" on his chest doesn't stand for 'Phoenix' anyways!

 

[Dojigomiru]

FKOD

"Stick to protocol. Just salute anything you don't shoot or eat."
Kaiden from Mass Effect

kaiden is my hero lol.

Estelle: Their Bouncing...
Judy: Estelle?
Estelle: I wish Mine could bounce  

[Voloscia]

Sand: Well i guess i could say something about a Luskan-bred Dog, or a Hosttower Thrall. But really, its not polite to say...

Illidan: Akama, your duplicity is hardly surprising. I should have slaughtered you and your malformed brethren long ago..
Akama: We've come to end your rein Illidan. My people, and all of Outland, shall be free.
Illidan: Bodly said, but i remain unconvinced.
Akama: The time has come! The moment is at hand!
Illidan: You are not prepared!

the Illidan speech is kinda not as good now seeing as he's such a push over to kill after 3.0 -.-;; killing elementals before eye beams even would appear... confused  

[Pirri]

"GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARGH!" -- Minsc, from Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn.  

[Ruki XXIII]

"That's a funny-looking child. Oh, wait, it's a dog." ~Fable II, Villager

"My family was killed by bandits when I was just small, and I swore revenge. Cliched, I know, but that's life for you." ~Fable II, Villager

"Lucien and I had a gentleman's agreement! How dare he betray me while I'm trying to betray you!" ~Fable II, Reaver

Anybody wanna hazard a guess as to what new game I got recently? biggrin lol  

[mysticneko]

Lioness4

For some reason the only ones I can think of are from Metal Gear.
In the first game when Snake is asked about his family he just replies," I..have no family."
I just love the way he growls it.

And also in Snake Eater, when you feed him something he likes.
"That's damn good!"

He just has a greeeat voice. whee

Hell yeah he does! I wanna meet the voice actor for Snake. heart
I love it in Brawl that you can analyze the enemy, if Captian Falcon is in shadow moses, Otakan and Snake are like "Falon Punch! Falcon Kick!" Its a riot. xd

I have a ton of favorite quotes:
Thousand Arms
"They're so perky!" - Master Okanwa. He's such a perv! XD He gets slapped for that one but thats a huge thing in TA, lol.

MGS 3
I don't remember the exact quote but it was Snake talking to Paramedic about vultures. If you kill a guy, then the vulture eats him and you eat the vulture. Paramedic says something about them being savangers and all you hear is Snake glup. xd Then when you fight the Sorrow the guy is all like "You ate me..."

Oh and if you leave the transmitter on, there's a funny scene. Not so much dialog but whatever, lol.

SMT: Persona 3

I love Junpei. Seriously everything out of his mouth is a riot. I think the thing that stands out the most is when Akihiko is trying to pick a leader.

Junpei: Oh, oh. Me! Me! Pick me!
Aki: I think you can lead. (looks at the main chara)
Junpei: What?! That's bullshit!

Heh, I think its just the way he said it that was funny. And the way he talks about the hunnies, lol. He's almost as bad a Zelos. XD  

[Dojigomiru]

"you had me at stripper poles"

main character in saints row 2 ... im not a fan of gang games but that one is awsome