OK! So tonight started off as a normal night for me. But then I got a dance craving, so I went down to do a little dancing. Then I came back up stairs to cool off. So I turn on the TV and catch up with "Life With Derek"...During the show Derek had a line about how his house before Casey moved in was "bathing and cleaning optional".
This sent my mind into a whirlwind, I started thinking "Did I take a shower tonight? I don't remember taking a shower tonight!" So I started thinking about who would know. My little sister would know, but if I went to talk to her she'd prolly just throw stuff at me since it's like 2 AM. My parents would know, but they'd probably throw harder stuff at me for waking them up. My brother wouldn't know since I cross paths with him about once every other day and today wasn't one of our "crossing paths" days. So I called my cousin and he didn't know, so I freaked out, and went to the bathroom.
After I was done with my shower I started thinking "Did I brush my teeth already? My mouth tastes a little minty, but I don't remember brushing before my shower".So I reached for my towel to get all dried up, and it felt damp, that's when I realized I had taken a shower that night. Then I remembered that I had taken a shower BEFORE I started dancing also, so I had taken 2 showers before the one I just took, but it was OK because I was all sweaty anyways.
Then I went to brush, I picked up my toothbrush and it felt a little damp, I didn't pay much mind to it, until I was done with my brushing, that's when I realized I had brushed my teeth right before I took my shower, and I also remembered I had brushed my teeth earlier because I had eaten an airhead and felt that it had stuck to my teeth.
So I had brushed 3 times and I had showered 3 times. That's when I remembered an episode of "As Told by Ginger". Where Courtney got lice because she washed her hair so much. Then I thought "OMG! WHAT IF I GET LICE BECAUSE I WASHED MY HAIR 3 TIMES TONIGHT!???" (I always wash my hair when I shower, it's like a ritual thing, I feel dirty of I don't do it, so I'm sure I did it 3 times). So what was I supposed to do now? I'm pretty sure I was about to get lice, and my bed was RIDDEN with bed bugs just WAITING for my clean body to get into it so they could devour me.
I did what ANY sensible person would do, I ran down stairs took the sheets off of my bed and popped them in the washing machine. Then I sprayed my bed with Lysol to get rid of the bed bugs in the matress. cool .Now all I had to do was get rid of the lice, so I run the the 24 hour supermarket, and buy me some Nix. I was waiting in line and the lice were attacking my head, so I was all scratching my head and SURPRISINGLY there were like 6 or 7 people there at the time, so they ALL saw my lice ridden head and they saw all the lice falling on the floor and everything. They were judging me SO harshly, I was about to cry, because I felt SO stupid for being so damn clean and getting lice.
So I get home and get to work on getting rid of my lice, and do all that junk the rinse, the comb, the cream thing. So then there is like that TOXIC smell of lice killing stuff, mixed with the lysol I sprayed all over everything I had touched. My mom comes downstairs and starts asking me what the HELL that smell is. So I explain to her the HORRIFYING details of my evening, and you know what she says?? "Go to bed you damn freak, what is wrong with you?"
So now I'm depressed, I smell bad and I can't go to bed because my bed smells like I spilled lysol on it. But at least I got rid of the lice and killed some of the greedy a** bed bugs. cool
How was YOUR night?
This sent my mind into a whirlwind, I started thinking "Did I take a shower tonight? I don't remember taking a shower tonight!" So I started thinking about who would know. My little sister would know, but if I went to talk to her she'd prolly just throw stuff at me since it's like 2 AM. My parents would know, but they'd probably throw harder stuff at me for waking them up. My brother wouldn't know since I cross paths with him about once every other day and today wasn't one of our "crossing paths" days. So I called my cousin and he didn't know, so I freaked out, and went to the bathroom.
After I was done with my shower I started thinking "Did I brush my teeth already? My mouth tastes a little minty, but I don't remember brushing before my shower".So I reached for my towel to get all dried up, and it felt damp, that's when I realized I had taken a shower that night. Then I remembered that I had taken a shower BEFORE I started dancing also, so I had taken 2 showers before the one I just took, but it was OK because I was all sweaty anyways.
Then I went to brush, I picked up my toothbrush and it felt a little damp, I didn't pay much mind to it, until I was done with my brushing, that's when I realized I had brushed my teeth right before I took my shower, and I also remembered I had brushed my teeth earlier because I had eaten an airhead and felt that it had stuck to my teeth.
So I had brushed 3 times and I had showered 3 times. That's when I remembered an episode of "As Told by Ginger". Where Courtney got lice because she washed her hair so much. Then I thought "OMG! WHAT IF I GET LICE BECAUSE I WASHED MY HAIR 3 TIMES TONIGHT!???" (I always wash my hair when I shower, it's like a ritual thing, I feel dirty of I don't do it, so I'm sure I did it 3 times). So what was I supposed to do now? I'm pretty sure I was about to get lice, and my bed was RIDDEN with bed bugs just WAITING for my clean body to get into it so they could devour me.
I did what ANY sensible person would do, I ran down stairs took the sheets off of my bed and popped them in the washing machine. Then I sprayed my bed with Lysol to get rid of the bed bugs in the matress. cool .Now all I had to do was get rid of the lice, so I run the the 24 hour supermarket, and buy me some Nix. I was waiting in line and the lice were attacking my head, so I was all scratching my head and SURPRISINGLY there were like 6 or 7 people there at the time, so they ALL saw my lice ridden head and they saw all the lice falling on the floor and everything. They were judging me SO harshly, I was about to cry, because I felt SO stupid for being so damn clean and getting lice.
So I get home and get to work on getting rid of my lice, and do all that junk the rinse, the comb, the cream thing. So then there is like that TOXIC smell of lice killing stuff, mixed with the lysol I sprayed all over everything I had touched. My mom comes downstairs and starts asking me what the HELL that smell is. So I explain to her the HORRIFYING details of my evening, and you know what she says?? "Go to bed you damn freak, what is wrong with you?"
So now I'm depressed, I smell bad and I can't go to bed because my bed smells like I spilled lysol on it. But at least I got rid of the lice and killed some of the greedy a** bed bugs. cool
How was YOUR night?
