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 Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:35 pm
'Dude, I know that, so I was like, Holy -boop-booop-bopp-boppp!!"
"HOLY -hit- THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL THERE"
"OH CRAP!"
I was like: THANKS FOR NOTICING, MORON
YOU JUST SWEARED 15 TIMES 6 FEET AWAY FROM ME
I'M SO GLAD YOU CARE
The people leaving the restaurant at my hotel are morons
xDS
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:38 pm
Okay, this is from a book on the internet I'm reading
I just found these SO HUMOROUS.
"Oh my god. No wait, I am a god, so it should be oh me," cursed the deity as he started muttering expletives in 27 languages.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyway, yes I am a god. I am the God of Anything Goes. And if you laugh, I'll kill you in the most painful way possible."
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:42 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:42 pm
here's a HI-LARIOUS section:
'Naruto was staring, just staring at the large, red eye. Slowly, he twisted his gaze away to look at his brother.
"Neh. . .is that Kyuubi?"
"Um. . .yeah."
"The one who attacked the village and annihilated half our forces?"
"Eh. . .yes. . ." stated the deity slowly. s**t, s**t, please kid don't faint on me.
Naruto scrunched his face up again, before suddenly bursting into a wide grin.
"KAWAII!"
Iikagen blinked.
Kyuubi blinked.
Iikagen blinked again.
Kyuubi blinked again.
Naruto was rambling. "Wow, I never thought the fox could be this cool and CUTE! Can I hug it, huh aniki, can I?"
Kyuubi snarled angrily as he rammed the bars. CUTE EH KID? I'LL ******** SHOW YOU CUTE, YOU STUPID BRAT!
Iikagen had his face in his hands, mumbling softly.
"Of all the children I could have walked on, I walked on an insane one. Oh god, what did I do to deserve this."
Then, taking a deep breath, he relaxed a little. Relax. Maybe he's kidding. Maybe the kid's just covering up his fear with false joy! Yeah, that's it! He, deep down, is afraid!
The deity looked up, only to see Naruto squealing cheerfully (like a girl), his eyes closed in "happy slits" while Kyuubi bit at the iron bars, slamming his claws against the barrier.
"Oh my god. Oh ME."'
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:50 pm
'"Wow, wow, how cool," he muttered lazily.
Naruto pouted. "Meh. . .would it kill you to say just one compliment?"
"No. I'm too awesome to be killed by something as stupid as that."
"Gah! Stop being so egoistical!"
"Wrong. I'm just being factual kid, FACTUAL."'
FACTUAL
D<
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:54 pm
Kawaiibi?
ITS KYUUBI YOU BAKA! NOT KAWAIIBI OR KAWAII-FOX!
I thought you were supposed to be sleeping and not talking to me?
I WOKE UP, HAPPY?
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:30 am
THE M U S I C B O X BEAT 'Dude, I know that, so I was like, Holy -boop-booop-bopp-boppp!!" "HOLY -hit- THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL THERE" "OH CRAP!" I was like: THANKS FOR NOTICING, MORON YOU JUST SWEARED 15 TIMES 6 FEET AWAY FROM ME I'M SO GLAD YOU CARE The people leaving the restaurant at my hotel are morons xDS ROFL Drunk people can be funny. As long as they aren't assholes.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:04 am
Yogurt0Man THE M U S I C B O X BEAT 'Dude, I know that, so I was like, Holy -boop-booop-bopp-boppp!!" "HOLY -hit- THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL THERE" "OH CRAP!" I was like: THANKS FOR NOTICING, MORON YOU JUST SWEARED 15 TIMES 6 FEET AWAY FROM ME I'M SO GLAD YOU CARE The people leaving the restaurant at my hotel are morons xDS ROFL Drunk people can be funny. As long as they aren't assholes. I agree xD
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:05 am
REALLY STRANGE DREAM
I had the strangest dream in the history of strangest dreams.
There was a bunch of plants, in lots o’ pots , walking around in the mall. It was very weird. They didn’t really walk, they sort of….waddled. It was weird.
Then, as they were in the pot, they all walked into human stores, run by plants, and tried on human clothing. And, for lunch, they didn’t eat salads.
They ate humans
D:
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:06 am
girl one: around 7, bright blonde hair, bakini bottom, bra top
Girl two: brown hair, around 7, bakini bathing suit
Girl three; blonde hair in ponytail, around 8, maybe, bakini bottom, bra top
They are sluts in the making
xDD
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:51 pm
THE M U S I C B O X BEAT girl one: around 7, bright blonde hair, bakini bottom, bra top Girl two: brown hair, around 7, bakini bathing suit Girl three; blonde hair in ponytail, around 8, maybe, bakini bottom, bra top They are sluts in the making xDD OMFG SO TRUE.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:24 pm
We can get job there..... O.o .....then we can steal all the candy!xD -nathan
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:36 pm
I would sing Wild Thing by Sam Kidason
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:44 am
Yogurt0Man THE M U S I C B O X BEAT girl one: around 7, bright blonde hair, bakini bottom, bra top Girl two: brown hair, around 7, bakini bathing suit Girl three; blonde hair in ponytail, around 8, maybe, bakini bottom, bra top They are sluts in the making xDD OMFG SO TRUE. I KNOW! They were like, bouncing around, and stuff I was like: WTFH?!?!?! O_O;;
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:45 am
xxxtruxxx We can get job there..... O.o .....then we can steal all the candy!xD -nathan LOL xDD HaiHai i'm posting random stuff about my stay in florida Well.. Last night, there was a HUGE storm And my sister kept the door to the deck open So i had to go up, and close it xD And when I touched the knob of the door, there was a huge FLASH of lightening i was like OMG D:
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