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 Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:24 am
Pagination! The term has been growing in our minds since that first Gaia error report! Now by brothers(sisters too! We love the chicks!)! It is time to rise! All those who do not paginate faithfully and willingly will be paginated in a completely different and hurtful manner!
Worship the Goddess Paggy!
Hierarchy of Pagination
Mad Pope Kent (S)
Czar Heath (S)
WOMBAT Rhys (S)
High Hierophant Ira (S)
Schwert Kaiser Shiva (S)
Silent Rath
Voracious Valter
Sexywhitedragon Nasir
SoldierofPagination Aran
Putrid Petrine
Ubiquitous Uther
DinoMarth
Raja Bahadur Rei
Heretical Huey -THAT'S WRONG, RHYS, I'M TOTALLY AWESOME LIQUID ALABAMA SNAKE HUEY- It is not.
Overlord Oscar
Abominable Amelia
Savior Sue
Notorious Nometal
Generic Soldier
MageGod Nino
Green PEAMM Sain
Join or Die!
(S) - Writer of Scripture
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:26 am
Book of Rhys
Chapter 1
And so didst Sir Kente spaketh unto the hote chicks and guyes g'Al Gore, "Verily, I tell thee, I haveth cometh in the name of owr greate lorde Paggy greateste serve ant, Kente, to take up his Wurd!" And Paggy didst grinne, and the bee orcs and lag us didst feast for forty days and forty knights upon the antelopes, and the orang-u-tans, and the sloths, and the giraffs, and the Goldeens, and the Pikachus, and the sammiches, and the goddess Ashera (who wert easilee enuff of a meel for ten), and the emote icons, and sow on and sow froth untille all wert full. And Jaffar and Rath came togetherr and sang beyewtiful sawngs in Morse Code, and all were content.
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Chapter 2
Schwert Kaiser Shiva wert busee slayinge the cynners who didst not paginate in the lande of Goldoa. Won ice dragonne buy the name of Nasir cameth forward and cried, "O Great Schwert Kaiser Shiva, I wouldst joinneth this thy Pagination and Paginate thusly hencefroth!" But Schwert Kaiser Shiva wert moste dewbeeus of this claime, and spake unto the tenne-tonne lag us of icee rampaginating deathe, "Verily, it art two late, infidel. Plus, I seeth nay redde snowe on this thine grownd, and I am most Flonne'd of redde snowe."
But the Magknifichent, Gloryus, and Alle-Arownde Paginatastic WOMBAT Rhys didst appear in their midst along with High Hierophant Ira, and awl save Shiva (who didst not need bowe before Rhys, as he and Rhys wert nigh equals in Pagination) threwe themselves at the feets of the trioh, proclaiming, "Hail, O Magknifichent, Gloryus, and Alle-Arownde Paginatastic WOMBAT Rhys and High Hierophant Ira!"
"A-HEM", Shiva didst add, and awl added, "And Schwert Kaiser Shiva, also."
"Peace, O Great Kaiser", Rhys didst proclaimme as a thousand hote chicks didst swoon over his wurdes. "Clearly, the dragonne hath learn ed the Errol of his Ways." And the trioh didst turne to the pro-state fatte dragonne, and Rhys sayeth unto hynm: "Truly, thou art more blessede to Paginate and/or beeth paginated than to beeth utterlee pwned buy Kaiser Shiva". And awl were overjoyd, and mani didst paginate, and those who didst not paginate wert utterlee pwned by the pwnsome Shiva. So the snowe didst turneth redde, and those who didst not didst paginate, and the greate lorde Paggy grinned moste seduce Ivy, and all didst rise up the cry "Gloria to thee, O Paggy!"
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Chapter 3
The greate and awl-arownd paginatastic WOMBAT Rhys didst noat that the Might T. green PEAMMe Sain didst merrilee joineth Pagination and the Goddess Paggy. Yet the mightee WOMBAT wert moste lazee and didst not fill like wroteing an chapterre on Sain's inducheon. But, he didst maketh noat of Sain, and didst ordereth his servants, "Maketh Mia sandwitch"!
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Chapter 4
Thou see East...
Inn this thy beggin' ing, there beeth Paggy.
Awlso in thy beggin' ing, there beeth Kente.
Eh, what? "How didst Kente get his moste holey bod in the beggin' ing", thou asketh? Er... well... ummm...
*MIB memory flash!*
Anyways, Paggy cam'st down unto this thy Kente, and spanketh unto him, "O Greate Kente! I see that thou viv'st four manee Millenium Falcons! But I awlso see that thou art most kinkiest out of awl cre Asians. There four, I have cometh unto thee to tell thee: Thou must paginate. Paginate welle, and paginate unto awl, so that awl who receive this thy gifte of Pagination may awlso Paginate and be thus game-save'd."
And thus Kente didst joyouslee time-travel back to when life-formes came into being, and didst Paginate thou Lyndis, thou Fiora, thou Florina, thou Farina, thou Serra, thou Sain, thou Lucius, thou Pent, thou Lundgren...
(Err, let me skippeth an chapterre here...)
...And thus didst Kente, in his travelles of Pagination, finde thou Heath and thou Rhys and spanketh unto them, "Verily, Heath and Rhys, join me, so that the wurld might beeth Paginated and know true Pagination!" Con Vincented of Kente's gloryus cawse, they didst join him in his holey queste.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:27 am
Book of Kent
Chapter 1
And the goddess Paggy proclaimed to Ser Kente, "Spread the Love or be Paginated!" And Ser Kente didst thou proclaim the love and pagination of thy goddess Paggy. And in the greateth book of all thou time, Ser Kente wrotith all of they members of FEF in it. As thy members art paginated, he claimed to put thy greatestith check mark next to thou name! And inst this mannerismism, he checked off thou Heath, Rhys, Ira, Shiva, and many others including Link, Wolf, and Captain Falcon. And bestowed upon Captain Falcon was a secretith move, entitled, 'FALCON THRUST!'
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Chapter 2
"...and that's why you should join me" were the final words that brought another soul to Pagination. Actually several billion, for the Mad Pope Kent had just convinced the Generic Soldier to join Paggy! It had taken time. Ser Kente had spent much time in the hovels of Generic wives winning them over. But in a short 39994723548 years, they were all paginated for Paggy and her paginated goodness! Pagination! Whooooooo!
Excerpt written by Generic Wife number 384635276485959569769764534276494623545849- Kent had quite a few sips of elixir earlier today.
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Chapter 3
And withe teh finale 'Rawrgizzle', DinoMarth joint teh ranks ov Paggy. Teh carriars ov Paggy's good wil sooneth sets out to recrut Rei. What teh name ov Rei shall beith, no one yet nows. But, with many threats ov Pagination, Rei succumbed to joineth.
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Book of Heath
Chapter 1
Map Pope Ser Kente didst stuffizles.
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Chapter 2
Ast Czar Heath wast fighting thy evilst leather with a cowbell, somethinger came overst him. Er hat nein Hose! BUTE, he DIDST haben a Dreamcast in whiche to throwt at Captain PPPHHHHHHUUAAALLLCCAAAAAAAON. Gave hime power.
Power to FALCOM THRUST poorest peeps into sublime pagination. Ast thyne bodies lay ine terryble paine, thee managed to utterst this: "A man cannot live without pagination. All men shall be pagenated, where it's pleasurable or painful!" He seemsted forgotten about thyne hote chicks and sexy babes. A grave error. He wast Paginated. Terrybly. Such ist a shame. He might hast been goode.
On another note- God himselfe came downt and released thys information: "Mad Pope Kent! Czar Heath! Er... WOM...BAT Rhys! You got the touch, you got the power! Paginate well onto all. Gifts shall be bestowed. It will mainly be candy. Who can deny free candy? Only an old man, and you don't want to appear old, now do you? Good. I see I have vassals; please me well." Czar Heath look'd puzziled, he must have heard thy God wrong. Please him? Cetainlyst not!
Cataclystic conditions servedst mani internet connections. Not even the veri powerful Vaida wast given this, allst she had wast a mundane Uberspear. She claimedst she paginated everywhere she went, but The Troupe knowst thy true desire! A dream of MEATBALL PAGINATION! Czar Heath knewst what which wast be had been done.
Pagination needst much much goode GIN! Goode for thyne soul. Alongt with a sexy smokin' hot bode! Pat that pig at the tag inn of gap naps!
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:28 am
Book of Ira
Chapter 1
For verily, predescending the coming of the Pope Kent, the goddess Paggy proclaimed unto him, “Spread thy words, that ye cynn doth lufian thy art of Pagination!” Forever thus and henceforth, Kent did proclaim thusly the words bestowed unto him, gathering unto him the likes of many, and bidding many more to the just cause. Alas, when thus inquired, many hearts hardened upon hearing Goddess Paggy’s words, for the cyning thus proclaimed against the cult!
So did Sain (who believed himself cyning) thusly cry, “Thy word doth induce sexiness upon thine Pagination!”
Heralding his faithful followers behind him, the Pope Kent remained ever stalwart before the claim, grouping the likes of Czar Heath and WOMBAT Rhys, and thyself, as well!
Together, they thus cried in a mighty voice, “Ye be needing to pay for thou’s transgressions- paginate for thine FEF character, or be paginated thusly for ye mistakes!”
Henceforth, names of many cynn were written thusly in the book of Pagination, and the list grew evermore.
For ye who hath ignored the Pagination, herald the list and tremble! For thou who thus refuse the cult shall be ever invited, but shall be left outside with the weeping and gnashing of Fire Emblem cartridges whilst those whose names are on the list shall revel within!
Thus, joy hath spread throughout the guild.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:28 am
Book of Shiva
Chapter 1
A work of the one True Blade, Shiva the Destroyer, whom is also the Creator. The bringer of death and life to those whom he wishes, having received the paginated blessings of the Goddess Paggy.
Behold, the corpses of those who resist the Holy Pagination. How they lay strewn upon the ground as readily as the reddened grass. Each dead among the last, all slain by the same hand, the hand of the Schwert Kaiser.
They would, if they indeed had their way, of overthrown the Holy Pagination, had not the Schwert Kaiser end their plot of infidelity.
Soon after, when the followers of the Pagination heard of these happenings, jubilations abounded throughout the world, save for those slain, and those soon to join them.
And upon Shiva's hands, were placed blessings of Paginational numbers, 777 upon each.
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And Shiva did speak, "I thank Paggy, making mention of you all always in my prayers of Pagination, hearing of your dedication and faith which you have toward the Lady Paggy and towards all of the followers of such, that the sharing of your faith may become effective by the acknoledgment of every good thing which is in you, in Pagination. For we have great jubilation and consolation in your faith, because the hearts of the followers have been refreshed." And then Shiva paused for a moment, letting the words of his mouth sink into the ears of the hearkened.
And he did speak again. "Therefore we must give the more earnest heed to the things we have heard, lest we drift away. For if the word spoken through lips proved steadfast, and every transgression and disobedience received a just reward, how shall we escape if we neglect so grat a Pagination, which at the first egan to be spooken by the Mad Pope Kent, and was confirmed to us by those who heard him, Paggy also bearing witness both with sings and wonders, with various miracles and gifts of the Schwert Kaiser, according the the Mad Pope's will? For He has not put the world to come of which we speak, in Pagination to disbeleivers."
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:22 am
One question: Why do Rath and Jaffar have to do with it? sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:04 am
(It's a reference to a topic from long ago, "Things I am not allowed to do in Elibe" or something like that. EtsukoNino noted that Jaffar and Rath say "..." a lot, and "..." means "aaa" in Morse Code, which made me think they might be singing in Morse Code.)
Otherwise, Rath and Jaffar currently have nothing major to do with the religion.
I would've imagined a question more along the lines of "What language was Rhys using when he wrote that".
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:22 am
Do you know what you started?
I just came here to party.
But now we're rockin on the dance floor,
Acting naughty!~
Sounds like a horrible attempt at Old English or something. xD
Gosh, I had such a hard time reading that.
~Your hands around my waist.
Just let the music play.
We're hand in hand, chest to chest,
And now we're face to face.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:09 pm
You're right! 3nodding It is a parody of Old English. If you're really having a hard time figuring out such words as g'Al Gore (galore), owr (our), beyewtiful (beautiful), and Ashera (Ashera), I could write a translation.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:39 pm
Do you know what you started?
I just came here to party.
But now we're rockin on the dance floor,
Acting naughty!~
Ah, makes sense. xD
No, no, it's all good. You can pretty much get the gist of it even if you can't make out half the words.
~Your hands around my waist.
Just let the music play.
We're hand in hand, chest to chest,
And now we're face to face.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:53 pm
Second in command. Ah.
I laughed so hard when I read those scriptures. Even the second time.
What should be our first action? More scriptures?
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:01 pm
To die in the service of a lady, I join.
And cut my way through the ranks.
Literally.
I deserve a book of my own too.
Since I have two in the Bible.
(1st and 2nd Samuel) ... is indeed better than living for yourself.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:17 pm
*rapes FE8 for the Wyvern Knight class* You can't cut your way through. No if you cut your way though the non-believers, then maybe.
Because The Mad Pope will commence the hurt on you.
I suppose you would like to be called Kaiser Shiva?
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:51 pm
Do you know what you started?
I just came here to party.
But now we're rockin on the dance floor,
Acting naughty!~
Shouldn't there be a link to the thread that started all of this? ='D
~Your hands around my waist.
Just let the music play.
We're hand in hand, chest to chest,
And now we're face to face.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:11 pm
Kent only posts in one thread that I know of.
And that's "joke time".
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