Oh yeah!

[Mr Legion]

*Raises a hand. Around the pool, a dozen concealed archers nock arrows and draw their bows, taking aim at the quivering little wretch that is Hally*

xd Reconsider! Obey!  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Noses! We won't!

*Scampers wildly away.*  

[Mr Legion]

*Hold up a hand to stop the archers*

Wait! I want him alive! So I can...keep him in a box. And take him out at parties. And dress him up in little suits, like a sailor or a bunny, and make him...dance...

confused  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Mr Legion

*Hold up a hand to stop the archers*

Wait! I want him alive! So I can...keep him in a box. And take him out at parties. And dress him up in little suits, like a sailor or a bunny, and make him...dance...

confused

Have you watched the Paris Hilton South Park yet?  

[Mr Legion]

I have. I actually managed to download loads more stuff from a guy on the network - series one of Fawlty Towers, series one of Yes Minister, the BBC version of h2g2, Spiderman 2, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Secretary, Batman... xd I love this guy. Wanna have his babies.

Downside is, I've only about 2 GB left on the old girl... sweatdrop  

[NECRO DISASTER]

I told you, buy DVDs. It's very simple.  

[Mr Legion]

I diiid. And now I have so much more... My collection of movies and TV shows is really starting to mess with my rigidly-planned study schedule. I don't know how people with broadband and BitTorrent ever succeed in leaving their houses...  

[Evilconqueso]

Mr Legion

I diiid. And now I have so much more... My collection of movies and TV shows is really starting to mess with my rigidly-planned study schedule. I don't know how people with broadband and BitTorrent ever succeed in leaving their houses...

I only leave to gather food, and go to work. Tis truly amazing all the s**t you can find torrents for.  

[Mr Legion]

See, this broadband internet makes mere tubes of us! Culture and food goes in one end, crap comes out the other. But most of the time we remember to move between the two processes... sweatdrop  

[animus]

i have a feeling that someday soon they'll make some contraption where you won't have to remember to move. It'll feed you food and culture while taking care of your excrements. *nods* The world will consist of human blobs. eek  

[Mr Legion]

[Insert offensive comment about Americans here.]

xd  

[Evilconqueso]

[Insert comparison between British women and horses here]

xd  

[Mr Legion]

I entirely agree. But the Brits seem to like it, so good luck to them. sweatdrop We occasionally hear weird noises coming from over there at night...whinnying, and the muffled clink of teacups. Odd neighbours...  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Indeed.  

[Mr Legion]

Green Christ... You know sometimes you're browsing in forums and you meet somebody so special you just have to share them with people?

Meet EnkiAnunaki:

EnkiAnunaki

yes, yes...
be a good person, believe...
and all your transgressions will be forgiven by some over-responsible bearded fatherly figure in the sky wagging his finger at you and saying "if you don't listen to me you'll suffer forever, but i love you..."



embrace your suffering...
for it is your lot in this life...
your purpose for existing...

if there is a "god", then it's sense of humor rivals mine...
and that's scary...
so i don't like to think about it much...

drugs are a cop-out...
leg braces for the weaklings who can't seem to stand on their own...
an escape...
drugs are temporary russian roulette without a bullet...
the water's only as deep as your knees...
but too bad you can't stand...
you drown...

this existence is like rusty razor blades drug across the scalps of junkies...
an empty cranium...
our crumbling facade of a society will one day self-execute...

suffer...
an introspection into blithe nihilism....
genuflecting...
self-contradiction...
the concepts cancel eachother out and the light blinks out in your mind...
leaving it dark and empty as it was to begin with...

die...
for things in this place can only become worse...
until we describe our homeworld as one great sprawling cesspool of a city...

disease...
is what happens when a naturally unsanitary species begins to overpopulate and mutate...

perhaps one day we will exist as subterrainean cannibals...
until that day know that we all progress through stages of misanthropy...
embrace yours....

SUFFER...

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=326864689&highlight=#326864689

whee whee whee

xd

Just try reading his journal without busting a gut laughing...i couldn't...it was far too...
pretentious...
...and naff...