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 Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:25 pm
Okay, I wanted to do something along the lines of Crossing the Lines, but on a larger scale. So I decided to cross an entire episode of a show with the ECC...
Anybody up to the challenge has to remember these simple rules
1. You must state what series, and episode, and season it is in.
2. You must give a background on the series you are crossing in case there are people who don't know it.
3. You must give a background story of what the ECC is in this crossing story. If they have changed that is.
4. List a cast
5. Try to be as accurate as possible, and get creative.
Most importantly
5. Have fun! ^^
The next few posts will be my project. Then feel free to post your response, and your own stories.
*If it's from a movie, you don't have to do the whole thing, just several scenes from it, not just selected quotes.
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:26 pm
Avatar The Last Airbender
Book 2: Earth
Episode Six: The Blind Bandit
Reminder:
This episode evolves around a young blind girl named Toph, who is more than meets the eye. Aang has to find an earthbending teacher, and when he meets Toph he realizes that the vision he had in the swamp was of Toph, and she was destined to teach him earthbending, and to team up with him, Katara, and Sokka.
The Background Story:
The ECC version will be somewhat different. In this story, Degona is living with her parents [she was not created, but born]. She is blind, so her parents perceive her as helpless and must be treated as such. She does not have firepowers [or at least they are not shown in this story], however she has her telekinesis which she uses only to “earthbend”. Degona is younger than in the real ECC, as well as all the other members of the ECC. [Since Toph and Aang are 12, and Katara and Sokka are about 14] She has never met Destiny, Danielle, ND, Arcel, or any other of the members of the ECC.
In this version Danneh is the Demon overlord, ruler of the Demon Nation [xD] and has been raging a terrible war against the other nations for over 100 years. Clockwork and the other observants have sent Destiny on a mission, along with Danielle, Arcel and ND, to recruit other members for the ECC, and defeat Danneh once and for all.
On their adventure, while stuck in a swamp, Destiny has a vision/premonition about a young girl. Destiny is now determined to find her, and recruit her into the ECC.
Two more things: Destiny’s background story is slightly different too, since Vlad is in this and she has never met him before. AND, Eli is actually completely different then in the ECC. Well, you’ll see…
Cast: [in order of appearance]
ARCEL: Sokka
DANIELLE: Katara
DESTINY: Katara/ Aang with talk of Visions and the Mission
ND: Aang
Random Guy
Eli: Master Yu
80’s Danny and Fun Danny: The kids
VLAD: Shin Fu
The Boulder and the other earthbenders
DEGONA: The Blind Bandit/Toph
Guards
Degona’s Parents: Toph’s Parents
Servant
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:30 pm
Scenes One through three
Scene One:
[The gang are at a remote town market, shopping. Arcel is deciding over buying a new bag]
Arcel: It’s pricey, but I really do like it…
Danielle: Then you should get it, you deserve something nice.
Arcel: I do, don’t I? But… No, it’s too expensive I shouldn’t…
Danielle: All right, then don’t!
[They start to leave the shop]
Arcel: [coming back to the bag] You know what, I’m going to get it! [smiles]
OUTSIDE SHOP
Random Guy: [To the gang] Pst… Hey, you kids like Earthbending? [shows them a flier] You like throwing rocks? They check out Master Eli’s Earthbending academy! [he gives them the flier and then leaves]
Destiny: [looks at flier] Look, there’s a coupon on the back! The first lesson is free!
Danielle: Who knows, this Master Eli could be the person we’ve been looking for.
Scene Two:
[Destiny, dressed in Earthbending clothes, is in a training session with kids from the academy.]
Master Eli: [coming in] Take your stances! [all the kids except Destiny take their stances] Now strike as if you’re punching through your opponent’s head!
Destiny: [gasps]
[The kid she is paired with punches a rock at her, it hits her in the gut, she flies backward, into a giant pot of dirt]
Master Eli: [To Destiny] So, are you ready to commit to more lessons? If you pay for the whole year in advance, I’ll bump you up to the next belt!
Destiny: [Muffled sigh as dirt from the pot rolls into her face]
OUTSIDE ACADEMY
Destiny: [To the others] Eh… he’s not the one… [hits side of head getting dirt out of ears]
[Two kids walk out, talking]
80’s Danny: I think The Boulder is going to win back the belt at Earth Rumble Six!
Fun Danny: He’s going to have to fight his way through the best earthbenders in the world to even get a shot at the champ!
[The gang here’s them talk, and ND runs up to them]
ND: Excuse me, but where is this Earthbending tournament exactly?
80’s Danny: It’s on the island of ‘Nonya…. NONE OF ‘YA BUISNESS!
[The boys laugh and walk off]
Arcel: [laughing at their joke] Oh I got to remember that one!
Destiny: [to ND] I’ll take care of this… [walks off to them] Hey strong guys, wait up! [turns corner after boys]
Arcel: What was I thinking? I don’t need a new bag! [to Danielle] Why did you let me buy this?! [puts in down in frustration]
Destiny: [running back up to the gang] You ready to find an Earth bender, cause were going to Earth Rumble Six!
ND: How’d you get them to tell you?
Destiny: [smiles] Oh, a girl has her ways…
SCENE CUT
[80’s Danny and Fun Danny are freaked out, grunting to get free, head to head, sideways, trapped by ice against two buildings]
Scene Three:
[The Gang are at Earth Rumble Six]
Destiny: Hey, front row seats! I wonder why no one else is sitting here…
[a giant rock lands two feet away from them]
Arcel: 0_0 I guess that’s why!
[an Earthbender emerges from the ring, rocks flying everywhere. He stands in the center of the ring and shouts]
Vlad: Welcome to Earth Rumble Six! I am your Host… Vlad Plasmius!
Danielle: [sighs] This is just going to be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other, isn’t it?
Arcel: [smiling] That’s what I paid for!
Vlad: The rules are simple! Just knock the other guy out of the ring and you win! [moves out of the way] Round One! The Boulder VS. The Big Bad Hippo!
The Boulder: Listen up Hippo, you may be big, but you ain’t bad. The Boulder’s going to win this in a landslide!
Hippo: Hippo Mad!
[the two enter the ring and fight. The Boulder wins the match]
Vlad: The Boulder Wins!
ND: How about The Boulder? He’s got some good moves.
Destiny: I don’t know, Clockwork said I need a person who listens to the earth. He’s just listening to his big muscles. What do you think Arcel?
Arcel: [screams for joy cheering for The Boulder]
Vlad: Next match! The Boulder VS. Demon Nation Man!
[crowd boos, Arcel booing loudly with them]
Demon Nation Man: Please rise for Demon Nation national anthem… “Danneh! My flames burns for thee!”
[crow boos and throws rocks, including Arcel who yells with the crowd. ND, Destiny and Danielle give him weird looks]
[The Boulder doesn’t wait and earthbends Demon Nation Man out of the ring. He lands right next to the gang]
Arcel: Woo! Yeah! The Boulder knows how to put the hurt in the dirt!
[The matches continue, The Boulder winning every one, and every match Arcel continues being obnoxious fan screaming. Now the spotlight is once again on Vlad.]
Vlad: And now… the moment you’ve all been waiting for… The Boulder VS. Your champion... The Blind Bandit! [A small girl appears raising the champion belt high. She’s barefoot, her white hair in her face. Assistants take away the belt and remove her cape.]
Danielle: She can’t really be blind, it’s just part of her character, right?
ND: I think she is!
Arcel: I think she is… GOING DOWN!!!!
The Boulder: [steps in the ring] The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl.
Blind Bandit: Sounds to me like your scared Boulder!
The Boulder: The Boulder’s over his conflicted feelings and now he’s ready to bury you in a rock-alanche!
Blind Bandit: Whenever you’re ready The Pebble! [laughs]
Destiny: [stares off into space, remembering her premonition about the laughing girl. The girl turns around, and it’s the Blind Bandit.]
The Boulder: It’s on!
[The Blind Bandit listens as the Boulder grunts and moves forward. She stares, feeling vibrations. She gets in a fighting stance, sliding her foot sideways, feeling more vibrations. She then kicks the ground, and a bunch of rock travels to The Boulder’s feet. The crowd watch in awe as The Boulder lands on the pile of rocks and makes him to a complete split. The crowd gasps, as The Boulder screams in pain. The Blind Bandit then makes a jab in the air and some rocks hit The Boulder in the back and knocks him out of the ring]
Vlad: You’re winner and still the champion... The Blind Bandit!
Blind Bandit: [smiles and raises hand in victory]
[The crowd cheers, all except for Arcel, who is sobbing because The Boulder lost]
Danielle: How did she do that?
Destiny: She waited… and listened!
[ND stares at her and sighs]
Vlad: To make things a little more interesting I’m offering this sack [holds up sack] of gold pieces to anyone who can defeat the Blind Bandit!
[the crowd is silent]
Vlad: What? No one dares to face her!
ND: I will! [Destiny and Danielle try to stop him, but he walks onstage. He seems to be smitten by her.]
Arcel: Go ND! Avenge the Boulder! [Destiny and Danielle glare at him]
Blind Bandit: Do people really want to see TWO little girls fighting out here?
[crowd “Ooo’s]
ND: I don’t really want to fight you. I want to talk to you.
Arcel: Boo! No Talking!
Danielle: Don’t boo at him! [smacks his shoulder]
[ND starts to step towards her, but she smiles, and makes a move, hitting him with a rock. He flies up and glides across the ring without touching the ground. She looks confused, until he lands]
Blind Bandit: [turns around] Somebody’s a little light on his feet! What’s your fighting name, The Fancy Dancer?
ND: [shrugs and smiles]
[A rock comes out from under him, thrusting him into the sky.]
Blind Bandit: [confused] Where’d you go…
ND: [he lands behind her] Please! Wait!
Blind Bandit: There you are!
[She throws a huge rock at him, but he dodges it and then he blasts her with a light amount of energy that makes her sail out of the ring. The crowd is speechless, as he stands back up. The crowd then roars, and he runs after her, as she walks off mad]
ND: Please! Listen! My friends and I are looking for an Earthbender and I think it’s supposed to be you!
Blind Bandit: Whoever you are just leave me alone! [she stomps and a doorway in the wall appears and she then stomps again and the wall returns to normal]
ND: Wait! [hits the wall, and sighs in frustration]
[Vlad reluctantly gives them him the belt and the money. Danielle, Destiny and Arcel join him in the ring. Arcel is hugging Vlad, and grabbing the prizes.]
Arcel: Way to go champ!
[ND lowers head in shame, his hat covering his face.]
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:31 pm
Scenes four through eight
Scene Four:
[Back in town]
Arcel: [wearing the tournament belt] I got to admit, Now I’m really glad I bought this bag. It matches the belt perfectly.
Danielle: That is a big relief!
Destiny: If we want to find the Blind Bandit the Earthbending academy is a good place to start!
[They walk into the academy. The two boys from earlier are training, look up and see the gang]
80’s Danny: Oh great, you again!
[Destiny threatening steps forward, glaring. The boys scream and shudder]
Destiny: Yeah, I didn’t think so!
Arcel: Nicely done!
Fun Danny: [sees ND] Hey! You’re the kid who beat the blind bandit!
ND: We need to talk to her. Do you guys know where she lives?
80’s Danny: The Blind Bandit’s a mystery. She shows up to fight, and then disappears.
Destiny: [puts her hand on ND’s shoulder] Let me handle this… [threatening to the boys] You’re not telling us everything!
Fun Danny: No, I swear it’s true! No one knows where she goes, or who she really is!
Danielle: That’s because we’re asking about the wrong person. [pointing to Destiny] In her vision, she saw a girl in a white dress with a pet flying boar. Know anybody like that?
80’s Danny: Well, a flying boar is the symbol of the Be Faung family. They’re the richest people in town. Probably the whole world!
Fun Danny: Yeah, but they don’t have a daughter.
ND: Flying Boar is good enough for me! Let’s check it out!
80’s Danny: [whispering threatening] Yeah, you better leave…
Destiny: Hey! I got my eye on you!
Arcel: [walking backwards, flailing arms, whispering] ECC! [glides back to the gang]
Scene Five:
[Back at the arena, The Boulder is talking to Vlad Plasmius.]
The Boulder: I’m telling you. The Boulder was standing right there. I saw the kid strike, but there was no earthbending. Nothing made contact, the Blind Bandit just fell out of the ring. She must have took a dive and split the money with the kid!
Vlad: [slams fist into wall, which causes earth to fall and hit him on the foot. He gasps in pain and anger] Nobody cheats Vlad Plasmius!
[dramatic music plays]
Scene Six:
[Outside the Be Faung house. There is a flying boar insignia on their front gates. The gang hide in the bushes in front of the house]
Destiny: That’s the flying boar from my vision! Come on!
[They sneak over the fence, and are now on the grounds. They sneak across the lawn, behind some trees, and look around them. Then the earth rumbles and a giant hill appears, pushing them all into the sky. They scream, falling back to the ground. Arcel lands on the ground, Danielle and Destiny land a one bush and ND lands back first on a separate bush. ND realizes someone is standing behind him. He looks up, and sees the Blind Bandit, wearing a flowing white dress, her white hair up, looking down at him.]
Blind Bandit: What are you doing her twinkle toes?
ND: How’d you know it was me?
Arcel: Don’t answer to Twinkle toes, it’s not manly!
Danielle: [angrily sarcastic] You’re the one whose bag matches his belt!
Blind Bandit: How did you find me?
Destiny: Well, the Master of time told us that we had to find an Earthbender who listens to the earth, and then I had a vision in a magic swamp, and…
Danielle: What’s Destiny is trying to say is that we’re part of the ECC. And if we don’t find masters of all four elements soon, we won’t be able to defeat the demon overlord Danneh!
Blind Bandit: [putting her hand in their face] Not my problem! Now get out of here or I’ll call the guards!
Arcel: Look we all have to do our part to win this war, and yours is to join our group and use your earthbending!
Blind Bandit: [gets mad and then calls out dramatically] Guards! Guards help!
[the gang freak out and hide. Two guards run up to her to help her]
Guard 1: Degona, what happened?
Degona: [fixing her hair and speaking helpless] I thought I heard someone. I got scared!
Guard 2: You know your father doesn’t want you wandering the grounds without supervision Degona…
[Destiny and the others are on the roof of this building, watching them take her back to the house. She thinks for a minute, gets an idea, grins evilly and gestures the gang to follow her]
Scene Seven:
[Inside the Be Faung family house.]
[Degona’s parents are sitting on their chairs, sipping Tea. Facing them, in other chairs, is Master Eli, and Degona.]
Degona’s Father: I’m pleased to hear that Degona’s private lessons are going well. But I want to be sure that she’s not trying anything too dangerous…
Master Eli: Absolutely not! I’m keeping her at the beginner’s level: Basic forms and breathing exercises only!
Degona’s Father: Very good.
Degona: [annoyed look]
[a servant walks in]
Servant: [bows] Excuse me sir, but you have visitors…
Degona’s Father: Who thinks that they are so important that they can just come to my home unannounced?!
Servant: Uh… The ECC sir…
Degona: [face lights up then blows hair out of face and scowls]
[Later on, in the dining room]
[Servants are putting food in front of everybody. Arcel is eating gluttonously at his food. The servant places a hot bowl in front of Toph]
Degona’s Father: Blow on it, it’s too hot for her!
Destiny: Allow me! [She makes a small icy wind that goes across the table and cools her bowl for her]
[Master Eli, and Degona’s parents clap, amused]
Degona’s Mother: Destiny, it’s an honor to have the ECC visit us!
[Destiny smiles, Danielle and ND are glaring at Arcel, who is still eating like a pig]
Degona’s Father: In your opinion, how much longer do you think the war will last?
Destiny: We’d like to defeat Danneh by the end of Summer, but I can’t do that without an Earthbender. [looks at Degona]
Degona: [gives him a rude look, eats a piece of food]
Degona’s Father: [points towards Master Eli] Well, Master Eli is the finest Earthbender in all the land. He’s been teaching Degona ever since she was little.
Destiny: Then she must be a great Earthbender! [Degona looks at him, and with her feet makes the earth move and hit her in the foot] Probably good enough to fight… Oww! [holds leg in pain then glares at Degona]
[Degona’s father looks at her and she is calmly eating her food]
Master Eli: Degona’s still learning the basics.
Degona’s Father: Yes, and sadly, because of her blindness, I don’t think she will ever become a true master…
[Destiny, Danielle, ND and Arcel exchange puzzled looks and stares at Degona]
Destiny: Oh I’m sure she’s better than you think she is…
[Degona has a mad look on her face, and moves her foot again, this time she moves Destiny’s chair forward, forcing her to go face first into her bowl of food. She moves bowl off of face, gets an idea, and fake sneezes, causes an icy wind that blows everyone’s food on Degona’s side of the table to their faces.]
Degona: [bowl slides down face as she blinks. She then slams hands on table, pushing herself up in anger] What’s your problem?
Destiny: What’s your problem?
[The rest of the table stares at them, embarrassed]
Degona’s Mother: [wiping food off] Well, shall we move to the living room for desert then?
Scene Eight:
[In the gang’s guest room]
[ND and Arcel are setting up their beds, Danielle is laying on hers, and Destiny is brushing Pegasus through a window]
Destiny: Good night buddy!
[Degona enters the room]
Destiny: [turns around, sees her, and screams She flinches up in a fighting stance]
Degona: [against door frame] Relax. Look I’m sorry about dinner. Let’s call a truce, okay?
Destiny: [looks at her, relaxes and stares at her]
OUTSIDE
[Destiny and Degona are taking a walk. Degona is balancing on a small bridge, talking]
Degona: Even though I was born blind, I’ve never had a problem seeing. [jumps off bridge to the ground] I see with Earthbending. It’s kind of like seeing with me feet. I feel the vibrations in the earth, and I can see where everything is: You, that tree, even those ants…
Destiny: [looking down at the ground] That’s amazing!
Degona: [depressed] My parents don’t understand. [walks off] They’ve always treated me like I was helpless.
Destiny: Is that why you became the blind bandit?
Degona: [hangs head down] Yeah.
Destiny: Then why stay here where you’re not happy?
Degona: They’re my parents. Where else am I supposed to go?
Destiny: You can come with us!
Degona: Yeah, you guys get to go wherever you want. No one telling you what to do, that’s the life! It’s just not my life. [she turns her head dramatically, and puts hand on ground] We’re being ambushed! [she gets up, grabs Destiny’s hand and they run away from the house]
[The earth rumbles and they get stopped by all the earthbenders at Earth Rumble six. Degona gets into a fighting stance, but before she can earthbend, they are trapped in metal cages. They look out of the windows in the cages, and Vlad is leading the attack]
Vlad Plasmius: [dramatic] I think you kids owe me some money! [dramatic music]
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:33 pm
Scenes nine through thirteen [end]
Scene Nine:
[outside the Be Faung house, after the attack. Degona’s parents, Master Eli, and the rest of the ECC gang are there. There is an impression where the cages were, and a sword with a note on it was left at the scene]
ND: [picks up sword] Whoever took Destiny and Degona left this!
Danielle: [takes note and reads it] “If you want to see your daughter again, bring 500 gold pieces to the Arena”. It’s signed Vlad Plasmius and The Boulder.
Arcel: I can’t believe it. [he grabs the note] I have The Boulder’s Autograph! ^^
Danielle: [glares at him]
Degona’s Father: Master Eli, I need you to help me get my daughter back!
ND: We’re going with you!
Degona’s Mother: [kneeling at the impressions, crying] Poor Degona, she must be so scared!
SCENE CUT
Scene 10:
[The arena]
Degona: [in metal cage] You think you’re so tough? [she sticks out her hand threatening] Why don’t you come up here so I can smack that grin off your face!
Vlad: I’m not smiling!
Voice: Degona!
[Vlad and The Boulder turn around and see Degona’s Father, Master Eli, and the rest of the ECC at the entrance of the arena]
Arcel: [holding up sack of money] Here’s your money! [drops it on the floor] Now let them go!
Master Eli: [earth bends the money to them]
Vlad: [picks up sack, looks inside, and signals up to the ceiling]
[The cage with Degona is lowered, but Destiny’s is not. The bottom of Degona’s cage is opened, she runs to her parents. Master Eli, Degona’s parents and Degona walk off. Danielle, ND and Arcel get in fighting stance]
Danielle: What about Destiny?
Vlad: [shows a wanted poster for Destiny] I think Danneh would pay a hefty price for her, now… [eyes narrow] get out of my ring!
[They don’t leave, until all the other earthbenders appear, ready to fight.]
Destiny: Go, I’ll be okay!
[They back away and run to the exit. They catch up with Degona]
ND: Degona, there’s too many of them. We need an earth bender! We need you!
[They stop, and her father turns around]
Degona’s Father: My daughter is blind! She is blind, and tiny and helpless and fragile! She could not help you!
Degona: [closes eyes, let’s go of her father’s hand, and opens eyes determined] Yes… I can! [runs back to them]
[her father stares at her concerned and surprised]
BACK IN THE ARENA
[The Earthbenders are walking off with Destiny in the cage when a giant rock blocks them. They turn and see Degona standing there, with ND, Danielle, and Arcel behind her]
Degona: Let her go! I beat you all before and I’ll do it again!
The Boulder: The boulder takes issue with that comment!
[The earthbenders who were holding on to Destiny’s cage tosses it off to the side, it bangs onto the ground and slides across the floor. Destiny grunts in pain with each bang. The Earthbenders start to run toward them]
Degona: [stops ND, Danielle and Arcel from attacking] Wait!
[Degona listens as the earthbenders are running towards them, their feet stomping the ground. She cocks her head]
Degona: [pissed] They’re mine!
[ND, Danielle and Arcel look at her and then at each other. Degona then stomps her foot, turns her head, puts out her arms, shaking them as ground rumbles beneath her. The earthbenders are still running towards her, and she dramatically drops her hands and a cloud of earth and dust push all the earthbenders back. She then, arms raised, walks into the cloud]
Degona’s Father: [from the sidelines, with Master Eli, he watches Degona walk into the cloud and bites nails]
[One by One she takes out each of the other Earthbenders, by using her earthbending, and by “waiting and listening”. With each defeat she earth bends them out of the arena and the all fall at the same place, falling on top of each other.]
[Meanwhile]
[Danielle, ND, and Arcel are trying to get Destiny out of the metal cage]
Danielle: [grunting, trying to open the bottom]
ND and Arcel: [hitting the lock with rocks]
Destiny: [inside the cage] Hit it harder!
Arcel: I’m trying!
[The fighting continues, and one by one Degona defeats the other earthbenders, and they fall out of the ring onto the other defeated earthbenders.]
ND: [hits the lock with a rock and it breaks]
Destiny: [flies out of the cage, ready to fight]
ND: [shakes his head “No” and points to cloud]
[Thrown from the cloud are the last remaining earthbenders. They turn towards the cloud and watch as Degona emerges from the dust. Degona stands in a fighting stance, and listens as one of the earthbenders flies at her on a vine. She makes the center of the arena turn sideways and the earth bender plows into the other two standing and they are flown out of the ring, and onto the defeated earthbenders below. The gang stands there, shocked.]
Master Eli: [watching the fights] I had no idea! [to Degona’s father] Your Daughter’s amazing!
[Degona lowers her hands and the dust disappears. All that’s left is Vlad. He cracks his neck side to side, glaring at her. She smiles, cocks her head, spits, and stares at him. They get in a fighting position and circle each other]
Vlad: [bends tons of rocks at her, screaming]
Degona: [makes a shield of rock and lets all the rocks hit the shield. She then makes a piece of the shield fly towards Vlad]
Vlad: [jumps in the air, avoiding the piece of rock, then lands, hand lowered into the earth, body still in air. He then swipes his hand and makes a huge rock fly at her]
Degona: [feels his vibrations and avoids a huge rock as he flings it at her. She then slashes her hand and before he even lands, Vlad is thrusted backward by a huge rock and he lands in the stands, in between Master Eli and Degona’s father.]
Arcel: [jaw drops and faints]
Destiny, Danielle and ND: [smiling, runs to her]
Master Eli: She’s the greatest Earth bender I have ever seen!
Scene Eleven:
[Back at the Be Faung house]
[Degona is standing in the middle of the room. Her parents are sitting in their chairs in front of her. The gang are sitting on the floor, behind her.]
Degona: Dad, I know it’s probably hard to see me this way, but the obedient little helpless blind girl that you think I am just isn’t me! [eyes light up] I love fighting! I love being an Earth Bender! And I’m really really good at it! [head turns away] I know I’ve kept my life secret from you, but you were keeping be secret from the whole world. You were doing it to protect me, [lowers head] but I’m twelve years old and I’ve never had a real friend!
[Arcel, ND, Danielle and Destiny look at each other, then back to Degona]
Degona: [raising head back up] So now that you see who I really am, I hope this doesn’t change the way you feel about me…
Degona’s Father: Of course it doesn’t change the way I feel about you Degona. It’s made me realize something!
Degona: It has?
Degona’s Father: Yes, I’ve let you have far too much freedom! [her mother nods in agreement] From now on you will be cared for and guarded 24 hours a day!
Degona: But Dad!
Degona’s Mother: We are doing this for your own good Degona!
Degona: [lowers head in defeat]
Degona’s Father: [standing up, to his servants] Please escort Destiny and the ECC out. They are no longer welcome here!
[The servants show them out]
Destiny: [looking back] I’m sorry Degona…
Degona: [crying] I’m sorry too… goodbye Destiny.
Scene Twelve:
[on a cliff outside the Be Faung property]
Destiny: [looking out down to the property, sad]
Danielle: Don’t worry, we’ll find a new member. There are plenty of amazing earthbenders out there.
Destiny: Not like her.
Arcel: [waxing belt, sitting on Pegasus, with ND staring at him annoyingly]
[Danielle and Destiny get on Pegasus, but before they take off Destiny hears someone running towards them. She turns around and sees Degona running toward them]
Destiny: Degona! What are you doing here?
Degona: My dad changed his mind. He said I was free to travel the world.
Arcel: Well we better get out of here, before your Dad changes him mind again!
Degona: Good Idea!
ND: You’re going to be a great help Degona.
Degona: Speaking of which, [to ND] I want to show you something!
ND: Okay! [gets down off Pegasus]
[As he lands, Degona kicks her foot, and the ground under ND shoots him into a tree]
Degona: [smiling] Now we’re even. [To Arcel] Uh, I’d like the belt back…
Arcel: [sourly takes off belt and drops it at Degona]
[Degona can’t see, so she can’t catch the falling belt and it lands on her head. She falls to the ground in pain]
Arcel: Sorry…
[ND then falls out of the tree next to her. Danielle and Destiny laugh]
Scene Thirteen:
[Be Faung house]
[Master Eli and Vlad are standing next to each other inside the Main quarters. Degona’s Father is speaking to them]
Degona’s Father: I know you too are very different, but I believe you have a common interest!
[A servant walks in holding a box and sets it down on the table in front of them. He opens it up and it’s filled with gold. Master Eli and Vlad Plasmius exchange glances]
Degona’s Father: The ECC has kidnapped my daughter. I want you to do whatever it takes to bring her home!
[They bow as dramatic music plays]
SCENE CUT
[The gang is in the giant saddle on Pegasus, flying away. Degona is holding onto the saddle, smiling, eyes closed, happy to be free. Sweet music plays]
The End
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:37 pm
Whelp, I don't really see myself doing something like this(too much work. xP), so, to contribute to Kateness's idea, I am going to be the JUDGE! -evi laughter- I realize this is only supposed to be for fun, and really doesn't need or deserve a judge....but I don't really care. There's nothing wrong with being critiqued just a little. I promice that my opinion will be un-biased and fair. First up! Kateness! redpoet2 Avatar The Last Airbender
Book 2: Earth
Episode Six: The Blind BanditReminder: This episode evolves around a young blind girl named Toph, who is more than meets the eye. Aang has to find an earthbending teacher, and when he meets Toph he realizes that the vision he had in the swamp was of Toph, and she was destined to teach him earthbending, and to team up with him, Katara, and Sokka. The Background Story: The ECC version will be somewhat different. In this story, Degona is living with her parents [she was not created, but born]. She is blind, so her parents perceive her as helpless and must be treated as such. She does not have firepowers [or at least they are not shown in this story], however she has her telekinesis which she uses only to “earthbend”. Degona is younger than in the real ECC, as well as all the other members of the ECC. [Since Toph and Aang are 12, and Katara and Sokka are about 14] She has never met Destiny, Danielle, ND, Arcel, or any other of the members of the ECC. In this version Danneh is the Demon overlord, ruler of the Demon Nation [xD] and has been raging a terrible war against the other nations for over 100 years. Clockwork and the other observants have sent Destiny on a mission, along with Danielle, Arcel and ND, to recruit other members for the ECC, and defeat Danneh once and for all. On their adventure, while stuck in a swamp, Destiny has a vision/premonition about a young girl. Destiny is now determined to find her, and recruit her into the ECC. Two more things: Destiny’s background story is slightly different too, since Vlad is in this and she has never met him before. AND, Eli is actually completely different then in the ECC. Well, you’ll see… Cast: [in order of appearance]ARCEL: Sokka DANIELLE: Katara DESTINY: Katara/ Aang with talk of Visions and the Mission ND: Aang Random Guy Eli: Master Yu 80’s Danny and Fun Danny: The kids VLAD: Shin Fu The Boulder and the other earthbenders DEGONA: The Blind Bandit/Toph Guards Degona’s Parents: Toph’s Parents Servant All right, what should I start with first...... 1) Overall premise was fine. I don't take off points or anything for the changed around storyline or any inconsistencies because you've stated as such the changes that were made. And it would just be unfair of me considering a Crossing the Lines isn't meant to be serious or spot-on. (Note: I did, however, always favor the ones that never required you to place them in different circumstances. It just seemed....too forced. This note is for all those that want to do this(I recommend you do) and that want to get on the judge's good side. xP) 2) Out of your WHOLE episode, Kate, the "Demon Nation" and Danneh as Firelord bit was the best thing ever. xD 3) Now, to get serious. If you're going to cross over everything and make it realistic, you can't just not place people in spots. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY HAVE SPEAKING ROLES. It's sloppy. Even when the character isn't like people in the ECC, you have to put someone in their spot. I'm specifically pointing fingeers at the Boulder and Degona's parents. So what if Degona doesn't have parents in the ECC? There are plenty of characters you didn't use that you could have just plopped in for continuity purposes. With all the things you changed around, I wouldn't have cared. 4) Another thing that isn't a big deal(but just rubbed me the wrong way) is separating the lines between characters to make it seem more believable/add more characters in. When you start adding characters in that aren't there, it's again forcing the cross over and doesn't come off as smoothly as had you stuck with one. Not every character has to be used(Yes, I am sort of contradicting myself with my above point.), and it doesn't make it less believable when they're not. Also, with the way TV shows stereotype characters, if you dived a characters lines up for two people, you steroetype even more to the point where it turns obnoxious instead of funny. 5) As far as the fight scenes went, I don't feel you went into enough detail on them. And you sort of breezed past the last one. Toph kicks major butt in this episode, and that should come off in the cross as well. Even if fight scenes are difficult to write, and I know that first hand. 6) I should have been Toph since I'm the one with the visual impairment. XP Random Person: So much for being un-biased. rolleyes SHUT UP, ND! 7) IF YOU THINK UP SET WITH YOU OR THAT I DIDN'T LIKE THIS, KATE, I SWEAR I'LL SCREAM SO LOUD YOU'LL HEAR IT IN PLORIDA........or Tennessee...........OR ANYWHERE YOU MIGHT HAPPEN TO BE! scream Overall Score: 3 out of 5 stars. Most advice can and should be used by others when making theirs. I'm just trying to help.
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Kitten Queen Danielle Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:46 am
I'm back! xD
It was bound to happen. I was bound to do another one. Only this time the thing I'm doing only is a few minutes long,
This crossing the lines is based off of an episode of the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series. Thats right, YGOAS! x3333
For those of you who don't know what the YuGiOh abridged series is, its a parody of the anime created by LittleKuriboh. The episodes are usually about 5 minutes long [some shorter, some longer] and are condensed parodies of the show, with hillarious pop culture references and several instances where he breaks the fourth wall. x3 To watch the series you don't even need to like the anime/manga/card game, or even understand it. It's just that funny.
The episode I'm doing is actually the one episode that is based off the spinoff of Yu Gi Oh called "Yu Gi Oh Capsule Monsters". The spinoff is still part of the series, but has no card games, rather capsule monster games, and there aren't as many characters. There has only been one episode of the parody of the spin-off, the first one, and thats the one I'm doing.
The only things that you need to know for this story for the ECC is that is takes place after all the events of the ECC, and most people don't seem to remember it. [Maybe due to Clockwork]. They are all living in the human world, and going to school. x3
And even though they aren't mentioned, alot of members/villians of the ECC get shout outs. x3
Oh, and another quicke note, in preperation for Trish killing me, I changed the tune Destiny hums in the begining. The original from the show is "We're all in this together" from HSM, but I changed it to something I know she'll aprrove.. ^^;
CAST [people appering only]
Destiny- Yugi
Future Destiny- Yami [x3 He's only in the beginning deal with it]
Shadow Creature from Viacom- Shadow creature from 4Kids [x3 Big difference]
Clockwork- Grandpa
Degona - Tea
Danielle - Tristan
Gwen - Joey
Dan - The Gay Pilot [x333]
Danneh [Dr. Danny Brisbane] - Dr. Alex Brisbane... who is deffinatley not a villian!
[Gwen and Danielle swap lines a few times cause the character fit better, but overall thats the cast]
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SCENE ONE
[In a dark misty corridor]
Destiny: [walking forward] Thats weird. Everything feels different somehow. Its almost as if I have fallen into another demension or something.
[She looks ahead, and she sees her future self battleing a shadow demon]
Destiny: What's going on?!
Future Destiny: Its Viacom Destiny, they've unleashed something evil!
Destiny: Hey let go of her!
Creature: She belongs to us now!
Destiny: Who the hell are you?!
Creature: We are Viacom, and soon the whole world will know and fear us.... even more then they allready do! [dragging Future Destiny away] Be sure to visit our website and www.viacom.com ....
Destiny: No you bastards! Oof! [Falls and wakes up in her room, on the floor, away from her bed, in pajamas] Geez... for a second I thought I was stuck in a crappy spin-off show...
-THEME SONG-
Do a little dance...
[Scene of Gwen and Danielle dancing]
Caption: The ECC presents
Make a little Love
[Scene of Degona healing an unconsious Destiny]
Get Down Tonight...
[Scene of Gwen falling, yet still dancing, landing on a branch off al cliff]
Get Down Tonight...
[Scene of Gwen and Danielle running fast, probably being chased by something then falling due to tree branches out of nowhere]
Do A Little Dance
[More Danielle and Gwen dancing, while Destiny and Degona glare staring]
Make A Little Love
[Future Destiny trapped by some monster]
Get Down Tonight
[Scene of All the gang falling down a black hole]
Caption: THE ECC Cr@psule Monster Adventure
Get down tonight...
[Scene of pegasus dancing then falling over]
SCENE TWO
[Outside appartment in city.]
Destiny: [humming "Cell Block Tango" while locking the door]
[She walks and stops and stares at window of appartment]
Destiny: [in her head] That's weird, Clockwork hasn't come home yet.
-Flashback-
Clockwork: [packing] I'm going on a secret expedition!
Destiny: But what about the time portals...
Clockwork: Oh you can take care of that, can't you?
Destiny: But who's going to take care of me! I don't have any onscreen parents, I'll be all alone...
Clockwork: Secret Expedition! [leaves]
-End Flashback-
Destiny: [thinking] Why did I even bother rescueing him from Vlad...
CAPTION: OMG Spoilers!!!
SCENE THREE
[At school. Destiny and Degona are playing a board game that has errie similarities to people and places of the ECC.]
Degona: Hey Des, this board game kind of reminds me of the ECC...
Destiny: ECC, what's that?
Degona: You know, the evil cookies club.
Destiny: I'm not following you.
Degona: ECC, The evil cookies club... We had tons of adventures!
Destiny: Sorry Degona, I don't know what you're talking about, but this board game is super special awesome! Kids should diffenitly ask their parents to buy it for them! [winks to camera]
Degona: I don't even know you anymore!
[Danielle walks in]
Danielle: What's cracking homies!
Destiny: Danielle!
[Audience applause]
Degona: Hey Danielle, you remember the ECC right?
Danielle: [looks at board and is hypnotized] Board Game, must play... Board Game!
[Gwen runs in excited]
Gwen: Guess what guys! I just conviently won 4 tickets to India!
Danielle: What a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
Degona: Lets ditch school and go there right now, I'm sure our parents won't mind!
SCENE FOUR
[The gang are walking outside]
Danielle: I can't wait to get to India! I want to meet Pocahontas!
Gwen: Yeah, and all her little woodland friends.
Destiny: Um guys, I don't think Pocahontas-
Danielle and Gwen: [singing and walking off] "Can you paint with all the colors of the wind!!"
Destiny: It sure is exciting having our very own spin-off show. Do you suppose we'll run into ND?
Degona: Nope.
Destiny: Angel?
Degona: Nope.
Destiny: Lynn?
Degona: Nope.
Destiny: Arcel?
Degona: Nope.
Destiny: Cian?
Degona: Nope.
Destiny: So are we the only characters on this show?
Degona: Well Kitty shows up later on...
Destiny: [real sarcastic] Oh great... Kitty... I'm excited...
SCENE FIVE
[The gang are at the airport. Gwen is lagging behind, carrying 4 times as many luggage as the rest of them]
Gwen: [out of breath] Wait up you guys...
Degona: Quit lagging behind Gwen!
Gwen: I think I dislocated my back...
Degona: [laughs] Gwen's stupidity is an endless source of amusement.
Dan the Pilot: [very feminine sounding] You must be our lucky prize winners, just follow me!
Danielle: [to Destiny] I think the pilot is gay!
Destiny: Oh you don't know that...
Dan the Pilot: All aboard!
SCENE SIX
[On the Plane]
Dan: Thankyou for flying with Camp Airlines. If you look outside you'll see some fabulous trees!
Degona: [looking out window] This must be what God feels like!
Destiny: Hey Degona, wanna join the mile high club?
Dan: [looking at controls] Oopsie...
[the plane starts to shake]
Danielle: Hey what gives?
Dan: I'm afraid we're going to crash, this is so not fabulous!
[Ride of the Valkeria music plays as the plane crashes on a jungle island. Loud crash noise is heard]
SCENE SEVEN
[On the Island]
Danielle: I am frustrated by the fact that our plane crashed...
Degona: [walking from plane to the rest of the group] Bad news guys, the pilots dead.
Gwen: This is a perfect opportunity for a LOST reference!
Danielle: No, were not doing that!
Gwen: Oh come on, don't tell me what I can't do!
Danielle: Oh Okay, maybe just this once!
Gwen: Lets go find a smoke monster!
[They walk into the woods]
Degona: Hey this is kinda like being back on Vlad's island!
Danielle: Who?
[They happen across a injured man, who looks surprisingly similar to Danneh, but not demonic]
Gwen: Look, its an indian!
Danielle: Gwen that's not an Indian!
Gwen: You'r right I'm sorry, I meant to say native american!
[They help him up and Degona gives him some water]
Danneh: Thank you for rescueing me. My name is Doctor Danny Brisbane. I'm definetly not a villian. Clockwork and I were here on a secret expedition but then Clockwork went missing unexpectidly... did I mention I'm not a villian?
SCENE EIGHT
[The gang are now at an ancient pyramyd temple in a clearing]
Degona: For some reason that pyramid reminds me of Danrei...
Gwen: Who?
Danneh: This pyramyd was built by Alexander the Great. He conquered most of the known world and then hundreds of years later Oliver Stone made a crappy movie about him starring Collin Ferrel and Rossoria Dorsin's breasts.
Degona: What a fascinaitng story!
Danneh: You're saying I'm a villain aren't you, admit it!
SCENE NINE
[the gang are going through the pyramid like Indiana Jones x3]
Gwen: This is just like playing Tomb Raider... except its actually fun!
SCENE TEN
[The gang are now in a dark room with a map in the middle of it]
Danneh: This room is where Clockwork dissappeared.
Destiny: Wow, look at the floor. Its covered with some sort of map. It looks familiar somehow.
Degona: Yeah, it's just like the layout of the ECC club house...
Danielle: What is this ECC you speak of?
Gwen: I bet Pocahontas kidnapped Clockwork. Don't worry Clockwork I'll save you! [she runs out into the map, it glows] Uh Oh, Nyeah! [she dissappears]
Daneille: Oh no, Pocahontas got Gwen too!
Degona: That B!tch!
Destiny: I don't know about you guys, but I'm sick of rescuing people. Let's just pretend this never happened.
Danneh: You can't mean that you are about to step on that map!
Destiny: No I was just going to leave.
Danneh: So you're stepping on the map then.
Destiny: No, I'm leaving.
Danneh: .... Step on the map!
Destiny: Make me!
Danneh: Oh come on, I'll be your friend!
Destiny: Look there's no way I'm stepping on any freaking map!
Danneh: What if I told you there was candy inside the map?
Destiny: You've got to be kidding me, I'd have to be an idiot to fall for-
Degona: Hey candy, that sounds pretty good!
Danielle: Yes, lets go get the candy!
[They run out, dragging Destiny]
Destiny: No don't listen to him its a trick! [the map glows and they start to dissappear] How dare you defy me!
Danneh: I knew they'd step on the map. My evil plan is going perfectly... but I'm definitly not a villain!
Caption: TO BE CONTINUED
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:30 am
Series Title: Illegal Danish
"Illegal Danish" is a World of Warcraft Series. It's about a guild and the many colorful members. The leaders, Puff, Lil'John, and Brother Munson. The perverted Paladin, Basutei. The Smart Druid Girl, Rasi. The Drunkie, Floivan. And an annoying little gnome who wanders around the city asking people to join HIS guild (which sucks). And Killjoy, who just kicks a**! razz
The villan, High Warlord Van Kraken, wants the danish, so he can make a better alchemist potion that his rivals.
The episode I'm typing can be seen here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=y25XCwOBSUQ
ECC Perspective: Imagine the ECC just being a normal (using term lightly) WoW guild...
Cast:
Basutei: Mistro
Rasi: Danrei
Puff: Danielle
Lil'John: Degona
Brother Munson: Destiny
Floivan: Wolf
Dirti: Dan
Killjoy: ND
High Warlord Van Kraken: Danneh
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[Intro plays, camera is leads through the undead ciy known as The Undercity, to a lone alchemist table, where Danneh and his pet boar Fogsworth, stand alone]
Danneh: *cues in dramatically with music* Muhahahaha! *sigh* Ugh...work...the daily grind. It's not easy being a diabolical genius, WHEN YOU HAVE TO PAY THE BILLS!
Fogsworth: *snort*
Danneh: They repossed my dreadsteed, Fogsworth... crying I never wanted to be an alchemist, but noone wanted to buy my gadgets...
(weird looking machine is hown on a table priced 5 copper)
Danneh: Azeroth just isn't sinister enough for the ideas of High Warlord Danneh. So here I loathe. I'n compotition with that wreched Dr. Eli!
*throws beaker at Eli, which seemed to have no effect*
(Camera turns to a picture of Wolf, with 2 women in his arms)
Danneh: But now that my replica of that disgusting human is complete, I can steal the cookie and finish my new elixers! Putting HIM out of business for good! The Evil Cookie WILL BE OURS!!
(Scene fades to desert, Mistro is seen walking)
Mistro: So there I was...in the Silithus Desert...No food...No water...BUT I! Mistro Mclain! A Paladin of The Evil Cookies Club, must push forward, to fufill the prophecy!
Danrei: Mistro!
Mistro: Huh?
Danrei: What are you doing up there? You're going to be late for the guild meeting!
Mistro: MAN! This hill is kicking my a**!
Danrei: What hill!? We're standing in the middle of Ironforge!
*flashes to reality, where Mistro is just standing on a pile of boxes in the city*
Mistro: Well maybe YOU'RE standing in the middle of Ironforge. talk2hand
Danrei: Ugh, you're such a noob! scream *heads off*
Mistro: *goes back to his fantasy* So there I was...in the Silithus Desert...
(Scene flashes to the unconvincing Wolf robot, which crashes into a wall several times, meanwhile the guild meeting starts)
Danielle: Members and officers of The Evil Cookies Club, I've called this meeting, to report some very important issues...
Degona: THE COOKIE IS NOT SAFE! There's an imposter among us! And he touched my a**!
Guild members: gonk
Danielle: Anyone with any information regarding the imposter or...a**...touching...should report it immeditately! Now as some of you may have heard, portal summons and other spells have been malfunctioning. Arcel and Sister Destiny have prepared this replay to outline some of the alternatives to summons and portals till the issue is resolved.
*movie starts, screen shows monkies runnig around a portal*
Narrator: 10,000 years ago, primitive man did no have acess to portals. But they were also STUPID!
*film fuzzes up and switches to a beach party*
Destiny: YEAH! So here we are! We finally made it to Southshore Beach! And let me tell ya, IT IS AWESOME!!! Arcel is having a great time!
*camera goes to Arcel flriting with a girl*
Destiny: HEY ARCEL! THAT'S DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOUR WIFE! Hehe...but that's okay man, relax! It's cool! We're pals man! He blew EVERYTHING in the guild bank to get us here. That man, deserves some respect!
*camera turns to a group of lobsters*
Destiny: Eh? What's that? SAND LOBSTERS!? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
*camera fuzzes off*
Guild: *in an uproar*
Danielle: Calm down everyone!
*music starts playing, 4 dwarves start river dancing*
Guild: *cheering*
Danielle: This is not the time for Dwarven River Dancing. People! PEOPLE! scream
(silence)
Danielle: CAN I GET 5 MINS OF SANITY IN THIS ZOO!?
Wolf: *runs in* Uh...Am I late?
Degona: THE IMPOSTER! SEIZE THE a** TOUCHER!!!
*Guild chases Wolf*
Wolf: *tricks the group off his trail and runs into a bar* BEER!! *starts drinking* Sweet...Beer...Delicious beer! *leaves bar*
Barkeeper: HEY! You gonna pay for that!? scream
Wolf: Hahaha! *continues to wander city drunk* *finds a tank* Oh! You look so lonely baby! Let me help ya out!
(Meanwhile, Dan is seen talking to various people, begging the same question)
Dan: Wanna join my guild?
Dan: You should join my guild!
Dan: I got this guild...
Dan: You're actually gonna join my guild!? Haha! You're the best! We're gonna raid Molton Co-!? *gets hit by tank hijacked by Wolf*
Warrior: Can I get a portal to Stormwind?
Mage: Sure! No problem!
*portal looks like time warp from Back to the Future*
Warrior: Well that doesn't look right! Run for it!
*tank drives into portal*
(Back at the Meeting Hall)
Danrei: Hey!
Danielle: What do you think of this new guild tabard? *wearing a tanktop over her shirt with a starfish on it*
Danrei: Wow...a starfish... stare
Danielle: biggrin That's what I said! xp But my boyfriend's like "You need to stop wasting money on stupid crap!" and I was like "Stop judging me! They were on sale!"
Danrei: DANIELLE!!! scream
Danielle: Huh?
Danrei: Why would anyone think Wolf-san is an imposter?
Danielle: Danrei, How do you feel bout Kalimdor?
Danrei: Huh? confused
Danielle: I need you to travel to Astanaar, and see if you can locate the cause of the spell disruptions, and take Mistro. He could use the expierence!
(Next Post...)
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:34 am
(Scene switches to Danrei and Mistro walking in the forest)
Mistro: You know with the right gear, I can heal more efficantly than a priest, I'm not surprised they put us together, with you being a Yurei, not that there's anything wrong with that!
Danrei: Shut up! And stay off the Yurei thing! I've been doing it for a long time! Don't be racist!
Mistro: Racist against what?
Danrei: Ghosts! Japanese ghosts! Guess what I got to do when we took down SD? HEAL! "Oh look Danrei! New pants to increase your healing! Aren't you glad you came?" And last weekend! UGH!!! I was born Japanese! DEAL WITH IT!
Misto: Are those the pants?
Danrei: PANTS!?
Mistro: The healing pants?
Danrei: What does it matter? Yeah! These are the healing pants!
Mistro: Well isn't it a little misleading to be wearing healing pants!
Danrei: Why don't you take your guitar and shove it up your HELADIN A**!
Mistro: HEY! I can fight!
Danrei: Shouldn't you be wearing a dress?
Mistro: I only wore it once! scream And I was sexy... stare
Danrei: A cross dressing rock man! Brilliant!
Mistro: Obviously you've never seen the real magic of the paladin...
Danrei: Hmm?
Mistro: I bless people! Here, I'll bless you right now. *spell cast*
Danrei:Oh...that kinda nice, what else ya got?
Mistro: Rogues love this one! *casts another*
Danrei: So how long does this last?
Mistro: About 5 mins...
Danrei: 5 mins!?
Mistro: That's long enough to get the job done...for me... 3nodding
Danrei: sweatdrop PLEASE tell me we're still talking bout the same thing...
Mistro: *appears behind Danrei* You know you want it! UGH!
Danrei: EW! Get away from me you freak! *flees*
Mistro: COME ON BABY! I GOT BLESSING OF PROTECTION! *casts spell on self*
(Setting changes to jungle)
*portal appears and the hijacked tank falls out and crashes*
Wolf: *gets out safely* Well...better check the goods...Arms...Legs...Bum... *holding a chicken* And me c**k! Hehe! I don't think this tank is going anywhere for a while...ugh this isn't gonna look good on the insurance claim...
Dan: *manages to get out* Ugh...this isn't Ironforge! Who the hell are you?
Wolf: I'm...uh...Wolf...
Dan: What's a Wolf?
Wolf: I'm a Wolf!
Dan: Ohhh...
Wolf: Are you ok?
Dan: No, I'm Dan!
Wolf: Hehe! Well I'm sorry for the whole running ya over thing and making you into a hood ordament! I should probaly do something to make it up to ya...
Dan: Well...You can start by getting me back to Ironforge. And buy me some food! I'm starving!
Wolf: Just as long as you expect no man lovin afterwords...
Dan: Man lovin?
Wolf: Yeah...it's more of a Ninja thing... (Gay ND jok)
Dan: Huh?
Wolf: Nevermind. Come on Dan, we'll head over to Booty Bay and see if we can't get you a ride over to Ironforge.
(Back in the forest, Danrei and Mistro climb a tower, and find a snack machine)
Danrei: Well, these are the cooridinates he gave us. Why do I feel dumber for even coming out here?
Mistro: Snacky Cakes?
Danrei: This is the worst set-up ever! Maybe I'm missing something here since when did Snacky Machines have anything to do with spell disruptions!?
Mistro BEHOLD! As soft as the winterfall snow, bursting with artifical lemon flavor, ariodynamically designed, so that every bite slides down into your stomach at the speed of maximum enjoyment! GIVE ME 25 SILVER!!! biggrin
Danrei: No!
Mistro: *breaks open machine and starts eating the snacky cakes*
Danrei: What the hell are you doing!?
Mistro: *stuffed* I'M FUFILLING THE PROPHECY!!!!
Danrei: What? We're going to find out what's really going on! Follow me!
Mistro: I'm not leaving...till everyone of these Snacky Cakes...ARE IN MY MOUTH!!!
Danrei: Orly? *throws snack machine off tower*
(Meanwhile, back at the jungle)
*Dan and Wolf continue walking, as Dan continues to gab on and on and on and on...*
Wolf: Dan? Can you stop with the contant chattering for a few mins? It's making we want to kill myself!
Dan: Kill yourself!?
Wolf: Trust me Dan, there's something about the sound of your voice, that most people would consider it to be the last thred on a very thin rope...
Dan: You think that's why nobody joins my guild!?
Wolf: Well...maybe you're taking the wrong approch...
Dan: Yeah maybe...
Wolf: Let's say...I were interested in your guild...how would you start the conversation?
Dan: HEY! HEY! Ya wanna join my guild!?
Wolf: UGH...Alright, so how many people ya got in your guild?
Dan: Well there's me!
Wolf: UGH...You don't wanna tell them that...EVER!
Dan: Well what am I supposed to say!?
Wolf: You need to apporch them like a man Dirti! Show em your guild isnt for babies! Take a moment to chit chat, warm em up with some small talk, before you know it they'll be eating out of your hands!
Dan: I don't really do good at small talk...
Wolf: Yeah...well...work on that...saying things that makes sense...like normal people...
Dan: Then they'll eat out of my hands?
Wolf: Uh...yeah...
Dan: Ok! biggrin
(Back in Ironforge)
*The imposter robot goes into the guild base and steals the cookie*
Degona: *watching* Inconcibible!
*Danrei and Mistro return*
Danrei: Well THAT was pointless!
Degona: *warps to duo* Danrei! The imposter's stealing the danish!
*Danrei and Mistro confront imposter*
Danrei: Stop we know you're an imposter
Imposter: So you've discovered me!? Well I won't be needing this anymore! *goes to true form....which is isnt that different from current form*
Danrei: *gasp*
Mistro: I KNEW IT!
Imposter: Enjoy these last moments...because-AGH!? *arm is chopped off* I've been defeated! IMPOSSIBLE!
Danrei: Nice one Mistro-san!
Mistro: Thanks!
Imposter: FOOLS! You think you could've defeated me that easily!? Behold my true power! *goes into a super ultra giant robot form*
*Danrei attemps to blast; no effect*
Danrei: He's immune to the etco-spam!
*Imposter lauches animals as missles*
Danrei: We're getting our asses kicked! We need help!
*heroic music*
ND: ARCANITE REAPER!!! HO!!! *tries to do a lunge attack but is blasted away*
Mistro: I'm getting outta here...
Danrei: Mistro!
Imposter: Oh little rockstar! *puts Mistro on a magnet* Did you say, you wanted to leave?
Mistro: Uh...*shield*
Imposter: O don't be a party pooper!
Mistro: I should've worn a dress...
Imposter: Well it's been fun! *launches Mistro into the air*
*Mistro lands in the hall of the Horde Warchief's Throne, during club night*
To be continued...
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:38 am
Mutant X: A Breed Apart
Summary: An AU look at the ECC. Danielle, Destiny, Degona, and Arcel work as agents under Clockwork using their powers to fight the bad guys and protect other "mutants" like them from Vlad and his evil team at DALV. During what seems to be a normal routine mission, they discover their powers have grown drastically and have to learn to control them. And at the same, figure out how to stop the new all-powerful Danneh.
Notes: Um, I changed a lot of stuff in this. For instance the sex of the characters xD. So a lot of the romance in the actual episode will be left out obviously. And sorry, I also gave Danielle the psychic one, but I thought Degona fit better as the fighter. Some scenes were also taken out that I couldn't work with or would only make things more confusing. Also the ECC members have never met before besides CW and his team. Sorry, Arcel, for making Delano seem like a minion but I couldn't think of anyone else to use. xP And ignore a lot of the terminology and stuff. Mutant X is like a more technical scientific X-Men. I got this transcript from twiztv.com.
Other Note: Part of this episode is featured in a music vid on youtube to the uber awesome "Phantom of the Opera" by Nightwish. xD
Cast:
Adam: Clockwork
Emma: Danielle [Psychic]
Shalimar Fox: Destiny [Feral]
Brennan Mulray: Degona (as a best friends thing only) [Elemental: Electricity]
Jesse Kilimartin: Arcel [Molecular]
Gabriel Ashlocke: Danneh [Psychic/Feral/Elemental/Molecular]
Morgan Fortier: ND [Psychic]
Kelly Rice: Eli [Elemental: Fire]
Mason Eckhart: Vlad
Dr. Ken Harrison: Delano
[Opening Scene: An abandoned warehouse at night. Bursting through a door on the top level, Eli flees down three flights of stairs, hotly pursued by ND and a DALV agents. Eli stops abruptly on the first floor when he sees a third agent approaching from the other direction.]
ND: Eli! C'mon, I thought we were friends.
Eli: Go to hell! And here's a preview. [Spreading his hands, he creates a wall of fire between him and his pursuers. Smiling, ND raises his own hands and uses his power to open a path through the flames. Eli turns to run, but finds himself at a dead end and tries to in vain to create more fire.]
ND: You know you haven’t recharged enough to do that again.
Degona: (yelling from the top floor): Hey! [She holds up a tesla coil and looks down at one of the agents who is standing in a puddle of water.] Now, that’s a big mistake. [She aims an electrical arc at the water, sending the agent flying.] Didn’t your mother ever tell you to wear rubbers? [She jumps down to the ground floor, and Destiny, who has been waiting on the top floor, leaps down in front of her. ND nods at the second agent, whose feral eyes flash. Destiny’s feral eyes flash in response, and the agent attacks them. Destiny and Degona take turns knocking him down, but he continues to get back up.]
Destiny: We could be here all night! [Degona fires up a tesla coil, intending to zap the feral agent. Instead, she is propelled backward against the wall behind him by the charges from her hands. Destiny stares at her in shock as she picks herself off the ground.] Degona! What the hell was that?
Degona (looking at her hands): I don’t know. [While she’s distracted, the feral agent attacks Destiny again. ND uses the opportunity to telekinetically pick up a dozen metal cylinders and line them up around Eli, making a cage.]
Eli (tugging on the bars): Help me! Help me, please!
Destiny (holding Degona back as she starts towards Eli): No.
Degona: We can’t just let them get away with this!
Destiny: Not when there’s something wrong with you. C’mon, we’ve gotta go. [They run off.]
Eli (screaming after them): Help me, please!
[Scene: Having returned to Sanctuary, Destiny and Degona fill CW in on what happened as they walk down the stairs to the ground floor.]
CW: You said they were all new mutants?
Destiny: Yeah. The guy in charge, he was a telekinetic. And the other one was a feral. And he was incredible.
Degona: Yeah, it was nothing we couldn’t handle, though. Come on.
Destiny: And then Degona turns into rocket girl.
CW: Yeah, but you said the man in charge was a telekinetic. Maybe it was him.
Degona: No, no, no. I thought about that. It wasn’t him that made it happen.
Destiny: She was jet propelled. I mean, how does that happen?
Degona: More importantly, we let those jerks get away with grabbing him.
CW: Well, sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.
Destiny (laughing): When have you ever known Degona to be discrete?
CW: Well, there is that.
Degona: Guys, you know I'm going through something totally weird here, and you're making fun of me?
CW: Look, if Vlad's fielding squads of new mutant agents, things could get ugly and fast.
Destiny: I don’t think we need to make that leap from one run-in.
CW: Yeah, maybe. I still think we need to be prepared for anything.
Degona: Absolutely. [She starts to walk off.]
CW (waggling his finger): Hey, wait a minute, where do you think you're going? Come here. [He heads into the lab.]
Degona: CW, you know, I'm really not in the mood for a tune-up right now.
Destiny (laughing): C'mon, you big baby.
Degona: Can we just do this later?
Destiny (taking her arm to lead her inside): I'll hold your hand.
[Back at Sanctuary, CW's working at the computer in the lab when Danielle approaches him, carrying two green mugs.]
Danielle: Hey.
CW: Hey.
Danielle (handing him a mug): So I heard about what happened with Degona. Is she sick or something?
CW: Uh...No, I wouldn't exactly call her sick. It's....well, I don't know, let's just say my research is preliminary and leave it at that.
Danielle: Which means you know something and you're not telling.
CW: Look, I need to know if you experience any unusual manifestations of your gifts right away.
Danielle: Okay, now you're scaring me. I mean, I finally just get comfortable with one kind of weirdness, and now you're telling me that there's more?
CW (taking her arm, leading her away from the computer): No, not necessarily.
Danielle: Well, what's that supposed to mean?
CW: Well, it means that Degona's power burst may be a completely isolated incident, or could be the first indication of a major shift for all of you.
Danielle: Well, thanks for narrowing it down for me.
CW (sitting down): DALV opened the frontiers of genetic science. Right now we're lost in the middle of nowhere without a compass.
Danielle (sitting down next to him): Yeah, well, I guess I'm just a little worried about the immunity challenge.
[Scene: A new mutant safehouse. Arcel's standing in front of a group of new mutants, handing them their new identity cards.]
Arcel: Okay. All the usual instructions: Stay off the main arteries, obey the posted speed limits, and uh...oh. Check in with the secured website when you get to your destinations, okay? Good luck.
Eli (walking in): Am I late?
Arcel: Depends. You could be early.
Eli (giving each mutant a pamphlet as they walk up the stairs): Here you go. Here you go.
Arcel: What are you looking for?
Eli: I’d heard a number of us were going into the underground, and I was interested in offering an alternative. [He hands him a pamphlet labeled “The Strand”]
[Vlad stands in his office, stressing to Delano the importance of recapturing the escaped demon Danneh.]
Delano: I have all units, security officers and agents on full alert.
Vlad: You’ll have to do better than that. The man who escaped is Danneh. Patient Zero. The first child of DALV.
Delano: How does that impact on our manhunt?
Vlad: His new mutant abilities were in a constant state of flux from birth.
ND (walking in): That’s why he was podded. For his own good and the rest of the world.
Vlad: It might be a good idea to warn all field agents to be aware of the potential risk of his capture.
ND: I have my A squad prepared for any eventualities, sir.
Vlad: Not likely. Danneh's new mutant gifts are off the meter. It is imperative that you bring him into custody immediately. [He starts to walk out.]
ND: I promise you, sir, he’ll be back at Genomex before you know it.
[Coming back to Sanctuary, Arcel brings the pamphlet over to Danielle, who is pacing in front of the dojo, holding her head.]
Arcel: Hey! I hope I’m not interrupting you.
Danielle (glaring at him): No, I’ve just been trying to relax for the past hour.
Arcel (oblivious to her bad mood): Good, ‘cause the weirdest thing just happened to me at the safehouse.
Danielle (snapping at him): And just think. If I had had a couple more minutes, I might have been able to relax.
Arcel: Oooooh. I’m sorry. I just really thought I should tell somebody about this.
Danielle: So tell.
Arcel: Okay. I met this guy.
Danielle (smirking): Why do all your stories seem to start like that?
Arcel: It’s not that kind of a story, Danielle. He just showed up at the safehouse handing out these fliers to some kind of organization. [He hands her the pamphlet.]
Danielle: What, like a new mutant club? [She reads from the flier.] The Strand. An organization of gifted men and women seeking their rightful place in the world.
Arcel: Yeah, he’s calling it an alternative to ECC.
Danielle: You tell CW about this?
Arcel: No, not yet. He’s behind closed doors. Figured I’d wait until he gets out to bring him up to speed.
Danielle (scanning the flier): Hm.
[Scene: The Museum of Antiquities, where the symbol “0.0" has been spray-painted on the wall. Inside the building, a group of men and women stand quietly, watching Danneh enter the room. At the front of the group stand Eli and ND.]
ND: Welcome home, Danneh. When you're rested, we're ready to work.
Danneh (smiling): Rested? I've been in a DALV-induced coma my entire adult life. I'll get all the rest I need when I'm dead. I can’t thank any of you enough. [He wraps one arm around Eli and the other around ND. The rest of the men and women move in towards him for a group hug.]
[Destiny's jogging through the hallways of Sanctuary in bare feet, listening to her walkman. A grinning Degona sneaks up behind her when she stops to adjust the volume. Her feral eyes glow as she senses someone’s there. Without even turning around, she blocks her every attack and back-kicks her into the stairs.]
Destiny (turning to see who it was): Degona. Oh, my God, I’m sorry. Are you okay?
Degona (groaning): Yeah, I think so. What the hell was that? You didn’t even look at me!
Destiny (confused): I haven’t got a clue. It’s like I knew you were there and every block just kinda aimed itself.
CW (coming up to her): Kinda like you abilities got kicked up a notch?
Degona (opening her fist): Bam.
Destiny: It was kinda like I had eyes in the back of my head.
CW: Yeah. You might have just experienced your own version of what happened to Degona yesterday.
Arcek (running into the room): CW? CW! There’s something wrong with Danielle!
Danielle (trotting in after him): CW, what the hell is going on? [They all duck as a white ball of energy bursts out of her forehead and barely misses Degona on the stairs.] I can’t stop it. [A second ball explodes from her head, just missing Arcel, who grabs onto the stairs. When her third energy ball heads straight towards his chest, Arcel phases to avoid it. But his hand is still gripping the stair, and when he phases, the entire stairwell phases as well. Degona falls through the phased stairs, landing in a heap on the ground. Destiny and CW gape at Arcel.]
Degona (to Arcel): What the hell are you doing?
Arcel (staring at his hand): I...uh... [Behind him, Danielle's forehead lets out another energy ball at Degona's head. Getting up, she fires off an electrical arc at her. She falls to the ground, unconscious. They all run over to her.]
Degona: I’m sorry.
CW (cradling Danielle in his lap): No, it’s all right. You did the right thing; she’s all right.
Arcel: I don’t know what happened.
CW: It’s all right, Arcel. You know we’re all in this together. Now we’ve got to figure out how to deal with it all.
[CW stands at the computer in Sanctuary’s lab, talking to Destiny, who is sitting on the floor behind him.]
CQ: Well, your bloodwork confirms what I've suspected from word one, which is that you're all experiencing what I can only call a new mutant growth spurt.
Degona (snorting): A growth spurt? Well, that's interesting, 'cause all of a sudden I'm Rocket Girl and Destiny's got eyes in the back of her head, Arcel's phasing stairwells and Danielle's got a mental bazooka and that's a growth spurt?
CW (grinning): Yeah.
Degona: How are you staying so calm, cool, and collected through all this?
CW: Right. Remember when you were a kid and you were first getting a handle on your powers?
Degona (standing): Yeah. Yeah, I had a few problems and caused a few problems too.
CW: Yeah, but then eventually, like when you learned to walk and talk, it all became second nature, right?
Degona: Yeah, I guess I gotta take what seems a problem and make it a solution.
CW: And they call me a genius.
Degona: Yeah. How are the others?
CW: Fine. Destiny's fine, Arcel and Danielle are sleeping it off.
Degona (shaking his head): Yeah. I didn’t hurt her, did I?
CW: No. See, but that’s the thing. You used exactly the right amount of force. Which means that you’re closer to getting this thing under control than you think. [He walks out.]
[Inside the Museum of Antiquities, Danneh stands with ND on the balcony, giving a speech to The Strand members standing around a circle of light on the ground floor.]
Danneh: I'm so grateful to all of you for keeping my dream alive. Vlad has punished us by invading our bodies and our minds. Now they want to use us a weapons of destruction against our own kind. I’m not here to tell anyone--average or gifted--how to live. I'm talking about a fellowship of like-minded friends. No power trips, no ECC invisibility. Just life. As it was meant to be lived. [His followers all clap.]
[Back at Sanctuary, Destiny's blindfolded in the dojo, practicing her new skills by battling hologram assailants with her stick.]
Degona (walking up the stairs to her): Wow, nice moves. It’s bad enough that you almost took me out with your backturn, but now you’re kicking the crap out of silent holograms blindfolded? Well, isn’t that just special.
Destiny (taking off her blindfold): Yeah, well, I wish I could take credit for it, but it kind of just happens.
Degona: Well, that’s frustrating. I can’t even get a handle on my new thing, and you’re already using yours in simulations?
Destiny (shrugging): Well, maybe you’re trying too hard.
Degona: Oh, what are you turning Zen master on me now?
Destiny: Whatever it takes. Work with me. I promise I won’t hurt you.
Degona: Really? Well, it’s not me that I’m worried about. [Destiny lunges at her with the stick. Degona ignites her electropropulsion and flies out of the way, but then loses her balance and lands on her butt. Destiny leaps on top of her.]
Destiny: Don’t worry. You’ll get it. Cause next time I’m not pulling my punches. [She helps her up.]
[Arcel walks into the lab, where CW's still working on the computer.]
CW: How are you feeling?
Arcel (throwing up his arms): Well, besides embarrassed, foolish and humiliated? Hmmm.
Adam: Well, look, are you and I gonna have to have the same heart-to-heart that I just had with Degona? I mean, you’re gonna have to look at this new thing of yours as an asset, not a liability.
Arcel (following him around the lab): Ah. Did you see it as an asset when the dojo stairs phased out?
CW: Well, I didn’t say it was gonna be easy, you’re just gonna have to get a grip on your new powers the way you did your old ones.
Arcel: Well, let’s hope so. Oh, I almost forgot. I was all set to tell you about this weird thing that happened at the safehouse then all that kicked in and I forgot.
CW (looking up): What weird thing?
Arcel: Well, I met this guy at the safehouse; he was handing out pamphlets to something he called The Strand. He’s calling it an alternative to ECC.
CW: What does that mean?
Arcel: All right, well, he gave me one of the fliers, but I gave the flier to Danielle just before she started brain-blasting.
CW (stopping outside Danielle's room): All right, well, I’ll see this flier. Listen, I want you to practice, and preferably at an empty safehouse or someplace where you can do as little damage as possible.
Arcel: Well, thank you so much for that vote of support.
CW: Well, we learn by doing, right? Plus, I don’t want anyone else taking any falls like Degona did. [He knocks on Danielle's door. Looking hurt, Arcel turns and walks off.]
Danielle (holding a mirror, studying her glowing forehead): Come in.
CW (coming up to the bed): How’re you doing?
Danielle (concentrating on the mirror): Good.
CW: I’ve..uh...I’ve checked with everybody else, I just...
Danielle: I’m fine.
CW: No headache? No...uh....resentment at Degona for shocking you senseless?
Danielle: No. [She puts the mirror down and smiles up at him.] Actually, this is pretty cool.
CW(sitting next to her on the bed): Well, I'm glad you feel that way.
Danielle: But you're surprised.
CW: Well, yeah. I mean, this could also be pretty damn frightening.
Danielle: Yeah, and pretty dang powerful too.
CW: Oh, I see. So now you've got a new muscle to flex, huh?
Danielle: No, no new muscle. I finally feel I have something that makes me worthy of the team.
CW: No, that's crazy.
Danielle (standing): Is it? They get all the action while, you know, I hang around and mess with people's feelings. And now I finally get to kick some butt too.
CW: Well, that’s one way to look at it. Now, all you have to do is get it under control. [She holds up the mirror again.] Before you get back to practicing, Arcel told me that he gave you a flier that some guy at the safehouse gave him?
Danielle (rummaging through the clothes on the bed): Yeah. It’s in here somewhere. [Finding it.] Oh, here.
CW: Good. The Strand. [He opens the pamphlet to read it, then sits down on the bed in shock.]
Danielle (sitting next to him): What is it?
CW (holding his head in his hands): Well, it’s a good thing you’re ready to step up to the plate and start throwing your weight around. Because if this thing means what I think it means, we’re all in for a dose of hell.
[In the main room of Sanctuary, CW's sitting on the shelf of the main computer. The group joins him.]
Degona: Hey, you called us for a council, what’s going on?
Destiny: Yeah, what’s happening?
Arcel (jokingly): Yeah, I’m supposed to be practicing, aren’t I?
Danielle: Just give it a rest, Arcel. The minute he saw this, he went pale.
CW (taking the pamphlet back and holding it up): See where this says 0.0? That's code for Patient Zero. He was the first child of DALV, a man called Danneh. He's potentially the most powerful new mutant alive. But he was born without a conscience and he considers himself a god.
Danielle: Didn't you mention something about this when we first met?
CW: Right. That was Danneh I was talking about. He's the sociopath. Before we could stop him, he killed his parents using his new mutant abilities. Of course, we could never prove it in a court; any judge would have thought us insane. So because of him I invented the subdermal governor. And the pods. [The team stares at him in shock.]
[At the Museum of Antiquities, Danneh watches from the balcony as his followers trail out of the room. He turns to ND.]
Danneh: Any regrets about leaving DALV? Seems to me you had a good thing going under Vlad.
ND: What good’s that compared to the good we can do?
Danneh: Save it for the ones that believe in fairy tales. [He grabs his head.] I read you like a book. And I’m not talking about psionics.
ND (suggestively): In that case, you know exactly what’s on my mind.
[CW's in the lab working on the computer when Destiny saunters in.]
Destiny: Oh yeah, I know that look. That's your "I hate myself for what I've done to these poor new mutants" look.
CW: Well, it’s more complicated than that.
Destiny: Well, it’s as simple as that was then, this is now. Come on, you created those pods and the governors to protect the world from a monster.
CW (walking away, his head in his hands): Right. But I gave another monster the tools he needed to create an empire.
Destiny (turning to face him): Would you cut yourself some slack? You’re not a fortune teller. Nobody could have known what Vlad was planning. And don’t tell me you should have!
CW (going back to his work): Fine, I’ll just keep my mouth shut.
Destiny (smiling): Good. So Degona and I are gonna go practice at a safehouse. She’s afraid of breaking something here.
CW: Ha. I suppose I should be grateful.
Destiny: So, this new mutant, Danneh. You said he was the most powerful one you’d ever known. What is he? Elemental, molecular, feral or psionic?
CW: Try all of the above. [She frowns at him.] So you’d better get these new powers of yours under control, or we’re all totally screwed.
[In the Museum of Antiquities, Danneh strolls down the darkened hallway with Eli.]
Danneh: I heard you tried to leave The Strand.
Eli: I started to think that you were never going to come back to us. I’ve always had trouble with faith in what I couldn’t see.
Danneh: That can be a problem. But think of it this way. I wasn't asleep all those years in that pod. I was aware of everything.
Eli: That's horrible.
Danneh: My faith in all of you was what sustained me through those years. To use my power to protect the gifted few against the clueless masses.
Eli: We have to learn to live alongside the average man and woman.
Danneh (smiling): I think it's time the average man and women learned to live alongside us. Am I to keep my gifts to myself? Just as it’s selfish for us to keep our gifts to ourselves alone.
Eli: We have to bring all the Children of DALV into The Strand.
Danneh: But where to start?
Eli: I think I have an idea. [ND glares at them from the doorway.]
[Back at Sanctuary, Arcel and Danielle are practicing their new powers in the dojo. Danielle shoots a psionic blast at him, who masses. Unmassing, he continues his rant.]
Arcel: Well, one more time, there’s troubles out there in the real world, and we’re still practicing on each other. In here.
Danielle (her forehead glowing): You’re starting to get boring. [She sends another blast his way, so he masses again, dispirited.] Come on, you heard CW. We go up against this Danneh guy unprepared and we’re dead. Now aren’t you supposed to be practicing your thing too?
Arcel (sarcastically): Yeah, I’m supposed to be practicing. But ever since the stairs incident, I’m not allowed to practice in here anymore. [Danielle begins to stagger, holding her head in pain. Concerned, he goes to her.] What? Danielle? [Turning suddenly, she aims a karate chop at his neck. He blocks it as she laughs at him.]
Danielle: Come on, I'm just playing around. Did you have a funectomy or what?
Arcel (sitting down on the dojo stairs): Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. Everyone else seems to be getting a handle on their new thing, and I'm not even close. And don't tell me I'm trying too hard, because Destiny's already given me the whole "go with the flow" speech.
Danielle (sitting next to him): Farthest thing from my mind. You know, the truth is, I think yours is the toughest. I mean, you have to deal with the whole world around you, right? And since I’m having so much fun with my new thing, I would be glad to help you out with yours. [She pats his shoulder and pulls him up.] Come on. Come on!
[At a safehouse by the subway, Degona is not faring well her practice session with the blindfolded Destiny.]
Destiny (removing her blindfold): Well, you almost dodged the last one.
Degona: Well, you know what? Almost doesn’t cut it.
Destiny (walking to the refrigerator): Well, don’t worry. Once you get a handle on your latest thing, we’ll be even.
[The safehouse door on the second floor explodes inward, revealing Danneh standing in the doorway. They spin around.]
Danneh: So this is where the children run and hide.
Eli (following him inside): These two are members of the ECC.
Destiny: Something tells me you're Danneh.
Danneh (coming down the stairs): Something tells me my reputation precedes me.
Eli: I’m sorry to put you to so much trouble. But like I told Danneh, if I would have known he was really coming, I never would have tried to leave The Strand.
Degona: Yeah, well, I’m guessing that you two didn’t come here to be slipped into the underground.
Danneh (facing them): Oh, you’ve got that right. The way I see it, the worst thing we can do is hide our gifts in the dark.
Eli: Actually, we were hoping you’d join us.
Destiny (laughing with Degona):I don’t think so.
Danneh: No? That’s too bad. Because that means we’re gonna have to take CW's database instead of just having you bring it along with you. [A fight breaks out while Eli gets the database ending with Degona knocked out]
Eli (pulling out the disk): I'm finished here, Danneh. [He wipes out the wall of fire and walks up to him.] We've got everything.
Danneh (smiling at Destiny): Not quite everything.
Destiny (eyes narrowed): You've gotta be kidding me. [She leaps at him, who waves his hand through the air, creating a force-field in front of himself. She crashes into the barrier and falls to the ground, unconscious.]
Danneh (standing over her): Now we have everything. [He picks her up and carries her out of the building.]
[Back at Sanctuary, CW tries to calm Degona down as she paces around in front of the dojo stairs.]
Danielle (running down the stairs): I just got a hit off of Destiny. So at least we know that she’s alive, and I can find her.
Degona(snatching up her coat, rushing towards the exit): Okay, good! Then what are we waiting for? Come on!
CW (grabbing her arm): No, no, no! We’ve gotta wait for Danneh to make his next move.
[Meanwhile, in Danneh's office at the Museum of Antiquities, ND's yelling at Eli.]
ND: The database is encrypted! It’s as worthless as you are. [Starting to cry, Eli turns and leaves the room.]
Danneh (sighing): This has nothing to do with the database. You’re just jealous of all the attention I’ve shown Eli. I don’t need my psionic gifts to understand you, ND. You awakened me for your own purposes. To be the tail that wags the dog.
ND: That’s not true.
Danneh: Don’t forget who you’re talking to here. I’d get used to sharing me with the rest of the world if I were you. If you have a problem with that, I need to know, and now. [He doesn’t answer.] Good. [Two mutants escort Destiny into the room.] Desi here is about to become a Link in The Strand.
Destiny (yanking her arms out of their grip): In your dreams.
Danneh (standing in front of her): DALV made me a feral, an elemental, a molecular, and a psionic. When they realized how powerful I was, they put me in a pod for their own protection.
Destiny (cockily): This going somewhere?
Danneh Yes. [Grabbing her face between his hands, he projects a red beam out of his eyes into hers. She struggles at first, but by the time he’s finished, she stares back at him blankly. He kisses her, then walks away, smiling.] I love it when dreams come true.
[Degona, Danielle, and Arcel are up in the Double Helix, following Danielle's psionic connection to Destiny.]
Danielle (noticing something’s changed): Danneh's done something to her.
Arcel: We should have gone in there and gotten her when we had the chance.
CW (back at Sanctuary, tracking their conversation over his comlink): No, you don’t strike when your enemy’s strong or when he’s got a hostage. You wait until he makes his move, then you strike.
Degona: What makes you so sure he’s gonna make a move?
CW: Trust me!
[At DALV Delano enters Vlad's office to give him a new report.]
Delano: Good news, Vlad. I believe we've found Danneh.
Vlad (getting up from his chair): Wonderful news. Our final step is to concentrate all our resources on bringing him down. Alive is possible, dead if necessary.
Delano (smiling grimly): Oh, I think alive is a definite possibility. [He moves aside as the door to the office slides open. Danneh walks in, trailed by Destiny and ND. Vlad spins around.]
ND: I told you he'd be back before you knew it.
Danneh: And it's good to be back, Vlad.
Vlad (reaching for the intercom on his desk): Security.
Danneh: Don't bother. Delano's done quite a job for me here. Anyone on staff not loyal to us has been...eliminated.
Delano (quite pleased with himself): Oh, stop goggling, Vlad. [Raising his hand Danneh telekinetically pins Vlad up against the window behind him.]
Danneh (chuckling): Talk about your hostile takeovers.
[Cut to: Vlad's face as he lies encased in a stasis pod. Danneh, Destiny, and ND stand over him.]
Dannehy: Think of it as a chance to catch up on some much needed rest and a chance to spend eternity regretting everything. And once Delano has decrypted the database, we’re gonna show these people what new mutancy is all about.
Degona (walking up behind them): I wouldn’t get too comfortable, Danneh. ‘Cause you’re gonna be joining him before we’re done here. [She holds up two tesla coils.]
Destiny (feral eyes flashing): Where Danneh goes, I go. [She leaps at them and a fight ensues. Avoiding her blows, Degona sends another arc at Danneh, knocking him down as well.]
[Across the building, Delano strides towards his office with the disk, followed by two mutants.]
Delano (heading for his desk): I need this room secure for a few moments. [The two mutants stand guard outside the room. He places the disk into his computer’s disk drive.] Once I have decrypted the database, there will be no turning back. [Outside, Arcel phases the wall across from the office, allowing himself and Danielle to walk through. Hearing the two guards rush away from the door to intercept them, Delano looks up.] I need more time! [Theyfight with the guards and push them back against the wall. Arcel phases and then unphases the wall, leaving them stuck inside at the waist. Then Danielle hits them with a psionic blast, and they hang limp.]
Danielle: Nice going, Arcel.
Arcel: Yeah, they’re gonna be hurting from both ends when they come to, huh? [They dash into the office and stand on either side of him. Standing away from the computer, he removes the disk out of the drive and hands it to Danielle. The two leave, and he slumps over his desk, sighing.]
[In the next room, Degona's still fighting off Destiny's attacks and using jet propulsion abilities to evade Danneh energy balls. As Arcel and Danielle run into the room along the catwalk, she leaps at him, and he blasts up to stand on the catwalk. When Destiny bounds up the wall to reach them, Danielle directs a psionic blast at her head. Degona catches her as she goes limp. Watching from the ground floor, Danneh leaps up to join them on the catwalk.]
Destiny (awakened from her trance by Danielle's blast): Like I said, scumbag. In your dreams. [Grabbing the railing as a pivot, she spins around and kicks Danneh in the face. He falls over the railing to land on the ground below.]
Degona: Come on, let’s get out of here. [The four run out of the building. Lying on his back on the floor below, Danneh slowly opens his eyes.]
[In Sanctuary, Arcel walks up the dojo steps towards Danielle, who is making her forehead glow.]
Arcel: Careful with that. [Grinning, she spins around to face him.] Don’t point it my way!
Danielle: Just getting a little practice in.
CW (coming up the stairs to join them): Well, I wouldn’t worry about that right now. You’ll all get the hang of it. I'm more worried about Danneh. The guy's a lunatic with the lust for an empire and the power to get what he wants. [He turns as the other two walk up the stairs towards them.]
Arcel: Well, he is only one man.
Destiny: And we are a team.
Degona: Please. We can take Danneh
Degona: Put him back where he belongs.
CW All right, so we're agreed? We'll face any challenge that lies ahead of us. And to hell with anyone who stands in our way.
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:21 pm
Well Trish, that made me want to watch that show. x3 It was really cool. I could see alot of that happening, even if it was different powers and stuff...
If I was the judge, I'd give it a 10/10!
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:25 pm
XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS
"THE BITTER SUITE"
Summary: In the future, times have gotten darker for our group. Destiny has turned against her friends, due to Danneh's influence, while still trying to resist him. Things get worse when Degona's daughter, Christine, ends up causing the death of Destiny's son, Dante, as well as her own, and an unforgivable hate forms between the two, which Danneh of course instigates and comes in for his benefit. Sapphire however ends up getting involved in a very different way....
Notes: I've brought this up before to some of the members, for at least one very particular song ("Melt Into Me") that fit perfectly. Also, even though Dante is technically Danneh's son, the demon had rejected him and doesn't see him as his kid, being too much like his resistant mother. Again, boring stuff that doesn't fit or make much sense in this case, were taken out, including a whole song ("War and Peace") because it was WAY to OoC. Also, I know that Degona would actually be at the opposite end of the spectrum, anger and vengeful, with Desi being depressed and upset, but just go with it xD. In a couple spots, near the end, I have flipped who they represent so it's not as OoC. Obviously a lot of it is OoC. Although Danielle is best friends with both of them, she's stayed with and defended Degona, until Destiny is "in her right mind" again.
CAST
XENA………………………………………….Destiny
GABRIELLE…………………………………...Degona
CALLISTO…………………………………….Sapphire
ARES…………………………………………..Danneh
JOXER…………………………………………ND
EPHINY………………………………………..Danielle
Hope/Gabrielle'sdaughter………………………..Christine
Solan/Xena's son………………………………...Dante
ANIMALS………………………………………Pegasus, Dan Puppy
*****
Danielle: Three days now. She's been undergoing the purification ritual for three days.
ND: That's crazy. Look, we have to get her out. She could be dying in there.
Danielle: She was dying out here. You didn't see her after the death of her child, the pain she was in, the despair. When she and Destiny parted, she came to us.
ND: If we leave her in there, she's gone.
Danielle: She's already gone. Her only chance is to work through the pain.
* * * * *
[MOUNTAIN TOP: Destiny stands at the summit, screaming in grief. Danneh appears next to her.]
Danneh: Nice vocal, but you sure can't dance to it. Look, I feel your pain, okay? But how much longer before you start doing something about it?
Destiny: My son is dead, you soul-less b*****d. What can I do about that?
Danneh: Just goes to prove what I've been telling you all along. No good deed goes unpunished. Saving people, defending the weak, trusting someone who betrayed you.
Destiny: Degona.
Danneh: This whole atonement kick you've been on lately—it's not you. You're full of fire, bending the world to your will. Full of rage and revenge. Accept it, Destiny. Embrace it. You know what to do, who to kill.
* * * * *
[VILLAGE: Outside the hut, Danielle still stands with ND. They hear Degona scream "No!" and he runs towards the hut. Destiny rides into the village on Pegasus at full speed.]
Danielle: Destiny. [turns to a few guards] Stop her. [Jumping off Pegasus, Destiny lands in front of her and she tries to block Destiny's way, but is quickly defeated.]
Destiny: Where's Degona?
ND [running out from the hut, carrying a half-unconscious weak Degona.]: Help! Somebody help her!
Danielle: ND, run! [She tries to block Destiny and is defeated and Destiny approaches Degona very menacingly.]
Degona: Destiny.
ND [Still carrying her]: Go on, Degona, run. [He sets her down.]
Degona: ND. [She backs away as he blocks Destiny's way.]
ND: Destiny? What're you doing? [She quickly knocks him out, jumps back on Pegasus, catching Degona with a whip and dragging her behind her.]
* * * * *
[EDGE OF THE CLIFF: After dragging Degona behind her for a great distance, Destiny picks up her unconscious body, preparing to throw her over the edge.]
Destiny [screaming]: Vengeance!
Degona [awakes with a start and, seeing her situation kicks Destiny in the face; screaming]: I hate you!! [She charges at her, sending them both off the edge of the cliff and into a dream-like state]
* * * * *
[Illusia: Destiny is floating in a body of water.]
Sapphire: Absorb thyself in this great sea of the waters of life. Dive deep in it until thou hast lost thyself. And having lost thyself, then thou shalt find thyself again. Even as it was written, she had her dwelling in the great sea as in a fish therein. Holyph am I, from mine unfathomable will the universe hath its beginning. In my boundless wisdom are the types and patterns of all things. [She revives Destiny with a kiss. She is dressed as the Fool of the Tarot deck.]
Sapphire [singing]: Glad that you're feeling strong
Thought I might lose 'ya.
Don't use words, sing a song!
This is Illusia!
Sapphire [chanting]: Desi be warned, Desi beware.
By closing your eyes, you can see what isn't there.
Desi be calm. Open your eyes!
Lies may be truth and truth may be lies.
Destiny [dressed as the High Priestess]: All right, Sapphire. Cut the song and dance. What's going on? Where are we?
Sapphire [chanting]: Fate is a wheel, it will reveal
All you've become, all that you feel.
destiny knows what has to be.
You'll pay the price, nothing is free.
I'll be your guide, take the hand of your muse.
You just might lose your way in the Land of Illusia!
Illusia is music, a world built on rhyme.
It's carved out of space in the absence of time.
You've tasted how evil and good coexist.
The bitter and sweet of it…
Pegasus: All in the lips that you kissed.
Sapphire: Lion and bull, eagle and snake.
To live or die,
It's a choice you've got to make.
Can you undo what you create?
Step through the wheel.
Follow your fate.
Pegasus and Dan Puppy: The fates have a fix on you,
We can play tricks on you.
We deal in truths you're too troubled to face.
Gamble the worth of you on the rebirth of you.
Don't turn away, don't start to fade.
What's still unwritten…
You can erase.
Sapphire: Your villainous infamy tortures your soul.
Descent into evil must levy its toll.
The darkness that rots you has brought you to this.
Pegasus: Surrender serenity, suffer sweet misery.
Sin seeks its curséd abyss.
Oh, Desi with death there is always rebirth.
Come see with a vision denied you on earth.
Sapphire: Illusia is waiting—we'll show you the way,
But all consequences are your own creation,
And there's a price you must pay.
Sapphire, Pegasus, Dan Puppy: The fates have a fix on you,
We can play tricks on you.
We deal in truths you're too troubled to face.
Gamble the worth of you, on the rebirth of you.
Now is the time, this is the place.
What's still unwritten you can erase!
Illusia is music, a world built on rhyme.
It's carved out of space in the absence of—!
Destiny: All right, Sapphire. You like little ditties? Fine. I got one for 'ya. You're acting so strangely that I hardly know 'ya. But still I wouldn't trust 'ya as far as I could throw 'ya. [Grabs her by the ear and throws her.]
Sapphire: Ow. You're wrong not to trust one that knows you so well. I never betrayed you. That was…Degona.
Destiny: Degona. Is she here? The one who betrayed me, is she in this land?
Sapphire [shrugs]: I'm merely your guide, dear, along for a grin. You'll get no free ride here. If you want to know more…then spin. [Destiny spins the Wheel of Fate and Sapphire drags her away.]
* * * * *
[ILLUSIA: Degona floats downstream, under the water.]
Sapphire: Changeless. This great deep of elemental water remainith forever pure. Because of this, it possessith the quality of stability. From water do all forms have their beginning.
[Degona is pulled out of the water by ND, who is dressed as the Hanged Man. She spins through the air and lands behind some bushes.]
Degona: The Elysian Fields. Only heroes wind up here. Dead heroes. [She looks down, sees she's not wearing any clothes.] Dead naked heroes.
ND [playing a lute]: ND the Mighty; master of geography.
Here to guide you on your way.
Stick with me, you'll never stray.
If you're in a land that's new,
I'm the man who'll get you through,
Even when you're slightly nude.
I'm ND! ND, the Mighty!
We're in Illusia!
Degona: So much for the Elysian Fields theory.
ND [creeps up behind her]: Yeah. [She screams in shock and he screams too.]
Degona: How did you?…ND, go away! Can't you see I'm naked?! [She pushes him away.]
ND: Okay, maybe I could, like, help you out with…
GABRIELLE: Don't!
ND [singing]: Being naked won't excuse 'ya [Pulls a dress from the grass.]
Sing to talk we're in Illusia.
* * * * *
[Danneh's Castle: After a long complicated musical and fight sequence that doesn't fit at all, and you therefore missed nothing except more singing, and Destiny with Danneh against Degona, with ND, Destiny and Degona charge at each other. They fight and Destiny kills Degona. ND, dressed in black rags, holds a candle to Degona's face and shakes his head.]
Danneh: [In the most awesome tango voice ever]You're lost and confused, but I understand.
This once beloved friend has been slain by your hand.
You feel all alone, betrayed and adrift.
But maybe her loss can be viewed as a gift.
Now I'll be your rock, your strength and support.
Your close confidant with whom you can consort.
I know you completely,
Come melt into me.
Unleash the power of your destiny.
You've proved to yourself, now that you've made the kill,
That you're just like me
With as evil a will.
Our forces are meant to be merged into one.
The world will be panicked when our work is done.
Let the music of war, with its lustful refrain
Arouse us to heights with a passionate strain.
Imagine how awesome together we'd be.
So feel what I'm feeling.
Come melt into me.
Sapphire: [Taunting tone] Did that fill you with glee
To kill your little friend?
Did that ease your suffering
Or bring it to an end?
Let go.
All of your anger will poison you yet
Unless you can just—Let go. [She steps back and disappears.]
Danneh: Nothing more need be said. Ding-dong…the witch is dead. [Places crown on his head and disappears.]
Destiny [holding Degona's body]: I killed Degona.
Degona [enters through a door, backed by a bright light]: You killed me? [Illusions of everyone else and dead Degona disappear.] By the gods, Destiny…you killed me! I knew you were trying before, Destiny, but I just, I never—
Destiny: No, no. I didn't. It was. None of this is real. It. Danneh and Sapphire and ND…I didn't kill you, I killed an illusion.
Degona: If that's supposed to make me feel better.
Destiny: Look, I need time to think.
[The Wheel of Fate appears.]
Degona: What is that?
Destiny: Us. Somehow it's all about us.
* * * * *
[The two are brought there by the Wheel.]
(*Momentary flip of characters}
Degona: Everything about this Illusia place has been bright and cheery. The music, the colors. But this place is dark. It's meant to scare us.
Destiny: What if you're wrong?
Degona: You got any better ideas?
Destiny: You're asking me? Well, that's a first. You know, ever since we've met you've always made the decisions.
Degona: Because you always take so long to reach one. Always weighing the pros and cons! [Her words echo loudly.]
Destiny: What's causing that?
Degona: We are. Or I should say you are.
Destiny: There you go again. You're always blaming me for everything! [Echoes begin again.] Degona, why is it never your fault?!
Degona: It's the past. Each time we accuse each other about the past, the echoes start and we can't hear one another!
Destiny: Well, how do we stop it?
Degona: Tell me how you feel! Right now, nothing about the past. Right now!
Destiny: I hurt inside! [The echoes stop suddenly.] Don't you?
(*Back to normal characters again)
Destiny: My heart is hurting beyond words.
The pain is tearing up my soul.
These days have seen my spirit die.
My life propelled out of control.
My wounds lie naked to the world.
My depth of suffering exposed.
This damaged past can never heal
Until this nightmare book is closed.
Degona: My heart is hurting beyond words.
The pain is tearing up my soul.
Please tell me how can I retrieve the life that all this sadness stole.
Because of you this happened.
Because you had to carry out your vengeful, little plans.
Destiny: It's you who should feel guilty!
Because of you my child is dead,
His blood is on your hands!
If only you had never brought me there.
Degona: If only you had done what you were told.
Destiny: It's you who's to be blamed.
Degona: And you should be ashamed.
Destiny: It's your fault!
Degona: No, it's yours!
Destiny: How could you?
Degona: How could you?!
Destiny: It's your fault!
Degona: It's your fault!
(*Character switch, more like it would be normally)
[Wheel of Fate appears and explodes in a fiery eruption. An arm of fire reaches out and grabs Destiny.]
Destiny: It's Danneh! No!
Degona: Destiny.
Destiny: No! Not again! No!!
Degona: I'm coming!
Destiny: Not again! Please!
Degona: Hold on tight.
Destiny: Pull! Don't let go!
Degona: Hold on!
Destiny: Don't let go! No!! No!
* * * * *
[Danneh's Temple: Destiny is by the altar, hands covered in blood.]
Destiny: Blood. No. Not here. It's Danneh. This is where it started. I can't! I can't! [Heads towards the door.]
Degona: No, Destiny!
Destiny: I can't!
Degona: Look, Destiny, think. Everything about this world has been a torment. We've been guided through it for a reason. Whatever happens, we have to go through it together.
[The coffin in the corner opens. A "spirit" floats out and makes a trumpeting sound.]
Spirit: It begins very small seems like nothing much at all.
Just a germ, just a speck, just a grain.
But the seed has been sewn and before you know, it's grown.
It has spread through your life like a stain.
And its power will strangle your love and your joy.
And its hunger consumes, for it lives to destroy!
Degona: Hatred, Destiny. That's what we're fighting. Hatred.
[Spirits/illusions of Sapphire, Ares, and others appear.]
Spirits: Hate is the star, it becomes who you are.
Not the hated but the hater
Has a torment that's greater.
It can eat you alive. [Degona is hung on a cross.]
Consume you and spit you out. [Destiny is chained to the altar.]
Hate's gonna win, that there's no doubt about.
Hate doesn't care who you are—Hate is the star!
Learning hate is an art. Even people who are smart
Can be caught, can be crushed, can be creamed.
It has swallowed you whole.
Did you think you're in control?
Hate you thought. Hate you spoke. Hate you dreamed.
All your hate gave me substance, your lives are undone.
It's your eve of destruction, your hatred has won!
Destiny: No!
Degona: Destiny!
[The Spirit cackles as it floats away.]
Degona: I'd never dreamed that we'd be distanced by a hate.
That all the trust we had would go.
Destiny: How could I hate you?
Degona: How could it come to pass, this awful twist of fate?
Destiny: How could I hurt you?
Degona: This madness can't be so.
Destiny: I can't believe it.
Degona: I never dreamed that any barriers could rise. Or that I'd ever see the stranger in your eyes.
Destiny: Our hearts were hurting both the same.
Degona: The hurt was tearing up our souls.
Destiny: The fury in us made us blind.
Degona: We could not see beyond the pain.
Destiny: If we can turn again to love.
Degona: If we can heal these open wounds.
Destiny: We'll leave this hatred far behind.
Degona: So not a trace of hate remains.
Destiny and Degona: We'll over come our damaged past.
And we'll grow stronger side by side.
To stand together through the storms.
We're safe cause love will be our guide!
[Illusions explode. The ropes on the cross are unknotted and the chains on the altar are unlocked.]
[Dante appears on the other side of the waterfall.]
(*Character switch end)
Destiny: Dante!
Degona: He's why we're here. It's the way out. It's gotta be. He's here to lead us home. Come on! [Runs through the water to meet him, but he disappears.] [Turns to Destiny] Come on! [Destiny reaches hand through the water and is burned. The Spirit reappears, cackling.] Destiny, quick!
Destiny: I can't.
Degona: Of course you can.
[The Spirit reappears, lowering its hood.]
Destiny: It's no use, Degona. It's Vlad. I killed him. I killed you, you b*****d!
Degona: You lied? You gave me your word. You lied!
Destiny: Yes, I lied.
Thought I could protect you from the truth.
Deliver you from evil,
Spare your innocence and youth.
That I could simply will it
Was the real untruth.
I was wrong.
I wore a mask to cover my deceit,
But underneath it all
I couldn't keep away my doubt.
Now I'm left without a mask
And one question left to ask.
I'm sorry, please help me, forgive me.
Don't hate me, don't leave me, forgive me.
Forgive me my debt as only you could.
Forgive me the hate,
Replace evil with good.
Forgive me and find out that you will be able to forgive yourself too.
My dear Dante.
I never told you that you were my son.
I didn't know the days we had left were so few.
If I only knew, I'd have been with you.
I'm so sorry
I couldn't be the mother you deserved.
And I regret that I'll miss your first step, your first word
That I never heard—now it seems absurd.
Can you forgive me?
Open up your heart and let me in.
No matter if the fates against us turn,
There's one thing through all of this I've learned:
That what I need from you is to…
Forgive me, I'm sorry, believe me.
Stop hating, stop hurting, forgive me.
Forgive those who'd harm you,
Do good for those who hate.
Forgive if not forget,
I know it's not too late.
Forgive me and you'll discover, too,
That the love of your love is you.
[Destiny reaches through the water and Degona pulls her through.]
Vlad: No! No! No!! [Explodes.] No!!
Dante: Mother?
Degona: Dante. [Turns to Destiny.] Go on.
Dante: I love you mother.
Destiny: I love you Dante. I'll always love you.
(And then there's a big pointless happy hug-hug ending that's not important xP)
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:26 pm
The Grind
"The Grind: Halloween Special"
Summary:
WoW Machinima about the random adventures of a guild. The Grind crew gets together to tell some ghost stories around the old camp fire. All is going well til a scream rings out in the night.
Cast:
Macheath: Danielle
Drewbie: Destiny
Liuv: Degona
Deso: Lynn
Nynnja: Eli
Hamburger: Wolf
Giggly: Arcel
Hookshot: Mistro
Flowerhoof: Danrei
Mr. Teeth: Clockwork
Other random charaters will have minor rolls
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(fades in to empty graveyard)
Danielle: (Narrating, in scary, echo voice) One a year when the moon is full and the real estate market is favorable, The Evil Cookies Club seeps up from inadequately ventilated turf to terrify innocent souls with a twisted HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!!
("THE ECC: Halloween Special" appears on the screen, flames behind it)
Destiny: What's with that voice?
Danielle: What?
Destiny: That voice. It sounds like s***!
Danielle: It's my scary voice...
Destiny: Well it sounds like s***!
Danielle: Doh! B-but this is our Halloween Special!
Destiny: Eh, I got some news for ya there too. It's AUGUST. The BEGINNING OF AUGUST.
Danielle: Pfft, so?
Destiny: Soooooo....Halloween is almost 3 months away
Danielle: *sarcastic* Aw, alright then Miss. Genius, what's your suggestion? Labor Day? The Labor Day Special?! ooooo...scary!
Destiny: Well...August 5 is Friendship Day...
Danielle: ...Yeah, okay that works...
Danielle: *in scary voice again* THE ECC FRIENDSHIP DAY SPECIAL!
(Title changes accordingly)
(fades out, fades in outside of Ironforge)
Lynn: Alright, I'm gonna drop you guys off here, parking here's a god d*** nightmare!
Elli: Thanks Lynn!
Destiny: We'll save you a seat!
(Lynn begins to go down the hill looking for a parking spot)
Lynn: Let's see here...
(passes alot of handicap signs)
Lynn: Jeez, got enough handicap parking. Like cripples come to Ironforge alot....
Lynn: (Sheriff Parking Only) Oh gimme a break!
Lynn: (Reserved for Pregnant Mothers) AGH! Come on!
Lynn: (Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy Customers Only) ARGH! This is just painful...
Lynn: (empty spot) Wait...wait is that a spot... *looks down, see's world's smallest scooter* F*** F****** motorcycles, hiding way up in the, F***!!!
(Lynn parks in barren snowy wasteland, scene switches to Lynn telling Danielle, Destiny, Degona, and Eli the story)
Lynn: ...and it was 14 hours before I found adequate parking...
Destiny: That's it? THAT'S your ghost story!? That was TERRIBLE!
Degona: I was more scared than that when Vlad asked me to pick him up a package of condoms...
*group shudders*
Danielle: Lemme show you how it's done!
(flashback to Danielle, in a desert, near an outhouse)
Danielle: One time I was in the middle of collecting 10 Buzzard A****, when I realized I badly needed to relieve myself.
(Danielle (chipmunk voice): Man, I badly need to relieve myself!)
Danielle: I was lucky and I found an outhouse, I locked myself inside and waited for nature to takes it's course but then...
(*knock, knock*)
Danielle: Somebody was knocking on the door! Well, I didn't know who it could be, because I'd been alone when I found the outhouse. But who ever it was...
(Danielle: HEY! Kinda busy!)
Danielle: They were....persistent...
(*knock, knock*)
(Danielle: I REALLY can't go when you...could you please...)
Danielle: No matter what, I tried no matter what I said....
( *knock, knock* Danielle: OCCUPADO!!!)
Danielle: I couldn't get that horrible knocking to go away! Finally I had enough and I stood up and flung the door open without finishing my business. And what had been standing there? What had been knocking!? Nothing...
*girly scream is heard, group feaks out and flees*
(other campsite)
Mistro: *screaming like a girl*
Wolf: Dude you can't just scream like that, that's not a scary story, just a scream like that!
Mistro: No! There's a dead body over here...
Arcel: *walks over to look, sarcastic* Oh ha ha! Very funny! I'm the dead body... *notices a real dead body* Oh man! There totally is a dead body. You know what this means!?
Wolf: Uhhh...what?
Arcel: Mistro screams like a girl!
Mistro: Not cool...
Danrei: The bigger issue is who's leaving blood oozing corpses around in the forest?
Arcel: I guess...
Mistro: HOLY S***!
Wolf: What is it Mistro?
Mistro: There's a whole group of something over there in the forest...
*other group is seen walking*
Arcel: They're coming this way!
*group looks at dead body again*
Danrei: All in favor of finding a new campsite!
Wolf/Mistro/Arcel: I!
Danrei: I's have it...
*as group 2 leaves, group 1 enters*
Eli: Are they...still there?
Degona: I think they're leaving... *steps in dead body* What the f****** f*** did I just f****** step in!?
Destiny: So, great! We got a Horde group stalking us and they're leaving blood oozing corpses behind em!
Lynn: We need to summon Mr. Clockwork!
Danielle: Mr....What? Clockwork?
Lynn: Yeah he grants wishes, watch, you say his name and summon em! (while Danielle's trying to interrupt) Mr. Clockwork! Mr. Clockwork! Mr. Clockwork!
Danielle: -_-;;
Clockwork: *appears* I HAVE COME!!!1!
Group: "OMG!" "He's real!" "Wow..." "I'll be damned..."
Clockwork: WHAT DO YOU SEEK!?!?
Lynn: Well, ummm...we have this thing...we're out in the forest and...
*Clockwork disappears*
Lynn: CRAP!
Eli: Where'd he go?
Degona: I think someone else summoned him...try again.
Lynn: Yeah, he's in high demand...probably someone else grabbed him before we could finish up...
Danielle: What does he do exactly?
Lynn: We'll the THEORY is he grants wishes...
Danielle: But you don't know?
Lynn: Nobody knows!
Danielle: Nobody knows what he does, but everyone knows they need him...
Lynn: Yeah!
Danielle: What is this guy an Apple product!?
Lynn: Mr. Clockwork! Mr. Clockwork! Mr. Clockwork!
Clockwork: I HAVE COME...
Lynn: Mr. Clockwork we need you to help with a group of Horde that's stalking-
-Clockwork disappears-
Destiny: Gotta be faster...
Lynn: Alright...Mr. Clockwork! Mr. Clockwork! Mr. Clockwork!
Clockwork: I HAVE COME...
Lynn: *faster* Mr. Clockwork! Hor-Horde group! Help us-!
-Clockwork disappears-
Destiny: Too slow...
Lynn: DAMNIT!!! One more time... Mr. Clockwork! Mr. Clockwork! Mr. Clockwork!
Clockwork: I HAVE COME!!!
Lynn: We'retrappedintheforestbeingstalkedbyahordegroupcorpseseverywhere-
-Clockwork disappears-
Lynn: F***!!!
Eli: Lemme try. Mr. Clockwork! Mr. Clockwork! Mr. Clockwork!
Clockwork: I HAVE COME!?!?
Eli: *doesn't answer*
-Clockwork disappears-
Destiny: Well?
Eli: Sorry, I froze up!
Destiny: Ametuers! Mr. Clockwork! Mr. Clockwork! Mr. Clockwork!
Clockwork: I HAVE COME!!!
Destiny: Mr.-
-Clockwork disappears-
Destiny: ...Wow...you really have to...
Lynn: Yeah...
Destiny: Cause he really just...he just...
Lynn: Exactly!
(Meanwhile)
-Clockwork disappears-
Kate: Doh!
-Clockwork disappears-
Trish: Aw man...
-Clockwork disappears-
Chao: Son of a...
(Clockwork infront of tribe of gnomes)
Gnomes: *African style chanting*
-Clockwork disappears-
Gnomes: Awww....LAME!!!
(Danneh summons Clockwork)
Clockwork: I HAVE COME!!!
Danneh: Oh thank god! I didn't think you were really real. I mean, I hoped, I dreamed...
Clockwork: WHAT DO YOU SEEK!?!?
Danneh: I just want everyone to know I'm not a bad person at heart! I'm not evil! These people they keep coming down here in huge groups, and before I can say So much as 'Hello! How are you?' they're
-Clockwork disappears-
Danneh: RAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Back at Horde camp)
Clockwork: I HAVE COME!
Wolf: Mr. Clockwork! There's an Alliance group stalking us and thier killing...
-Clockwork disappears and reappears somewhere else-
Clockwork: I HAVE COME!
Arcel: You bastards!
Cian: HAHA! SUCKERS!
-Clockwork disappears and appears on the other side of the woods-
Cian: AWW! DAMNIT!
Clockwork: I HAVE COME!
Mistro: Come on, let's go get em!
Destiny: There he is! That b*****d!
Degona: Someone else got em?
Eli: Maybe if we're really polite, they'll let us take their wish!
Destiny: What are you gay?
Danielle: Uh-oh Destiny! Remember what happened last time you splutter Homophobic epithets?
(flashback, Destiny standing next to Danny)
(Destiny: What are you gay?)
(Danny: *cries*)
Destiny: You made me go to counseling...
(Counselor: Destiny...racist issues are creating problems for the group, and I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave!)
(Destiny: What are you gay?)
Danielle: You don't wanna go back do you?
Destiny: No... T3T
Lynn: LET'S GO!
*group charges*
Wolf: This is where he was, right?
Mistro: Look at the ground!
Danrei: Oh my god!
Arcel: What the hell happened here!?
Mistro: This reminds me of the time Wolf had that dumba** idea for that resturant where the pizzas came down from the ceiling on little elevators...
(Voices in Wolf's Head: *screaming* OH MY GOD! PIZZAS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!! RUN!!!)
Danrei: Wolf?
Wolf: What? Oh. I'd rather not talk about it...
Destiny: They beat us here! They really are stalking us!
Eli: And they've killed all those people!
Degona: Look at that pile of soggy meat!
Lynn: Thats it! We need to do something. I got an idea! Come here Degona!
Degona: Wha? UGH! Get your hand outta my! OH! AH!
Danielle: What are you doing!?
Eli: Oh the humanity!
Degona: I feel so violated!
Lynn: Don't worry! I saw this on the internet! *uses Degona as bow arrow*
Degona: This is the worst idea anyone has ever had...
*Lynn shoots Degona, she goes flying and hits a tree, she attacks it, dizzy in confusion*
Wolf: OH GOD! They're killed Danrei!
Danrei: I'm right here a**face!
Wolf: Danrei! NOOOOOOOOO!
Danrei: THAT'S A TREE!
Eli: Oh god they're gonna kill us!
Arcel: They're gonna kill us! HELP!
(Both groups yell at each other loudly, unable to understand each other)
(Camera zooms on squirrel in tree, it's eyes glow green, then more green eyes come from tree)
(To Be Continued)
Danielle: Aw...hey there little gu-AHHHHHHH!!!!
*slaughter is heard*
(To Be Continued is crossed out)
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