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 Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:53 am
So here's what I figure, if we go on basic logic for Western Religions we're all doomed to go to hell simply for not believing in a different set of beliefs than our own. If we go for basic Eastern Religion logic, we're all doomed to come back as worms. rofl
So I thought for fun it would be nice to know exactly what level of Hell we're going to end up in!
WELCOME TO HELL
This is how I faired.
So will I see any of you!?
BTW, I had to take a screenshot cuz Dante's doesn't offer BBC code.
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:38 am
Ooh, this looks fun!  See you there, Hikari! ;D All of the 'high's make me feel almost awkward. xD And gah, the next person who tries to force me to believe in some relegion or another is going to be punched full-force in the throat. Honestly, why do people look at me as if I'm going to drink the blood from their body because I'm leaning toward not believing in God? I'm not hurting anyone, so they need to get offa me. xP I don't care who believes in what, they have their rights as much as I have mine. Edit: Ah, The Divine Comedy. Loved that, whether it was difficult or not. :3
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:23 am
looks interesting biggrin
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:49 am
Interesting test. Sorry Hikari. Guess I wont be seeing you.
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:38 pm
Sorry Hikari, I'm up there in Purgatory with Dr.Acula
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:43 pm
Little Ravens Sorry Hikari, I'm up there in Purgatory with Dr.Acula Excellent! Welcome to Purgatory! Wow. never thought I would say that.
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:57 pm
((Ish too lazy to get screen caps xd ))
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8 The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 Cocytus Treacherous Very Low
Mwah hahaha!
I'm a man of science people! xd
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:23 am
Dr. Acula Little Ravens Sorry Hikari, I'm up there in Purgatory with Dr.Acula Excellent! Welcome to Purgatory! Wow. never thought I would say that. HAHA no doubt. Good thing we don't believe in this mess right?
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Fraeulein Makellosigkeit Crew
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:39 pm
bleh I am going to heaven.
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:49 pm
Alexander Covenant ((Ish too lazy to get screen caps xd )) Your fate has been decided.... You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo! First Level of Hell - Limbo Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad. Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low Level 6 The City of Dis Heretics High Level 7 Violent High Level 8 The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 Cocytus Treacherous Very Low Mwah hahaha! I'm a man of science people! xd
haha I tell my friend shes going to limbo all the time xD
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Fraeulein Makellosigkeit Crew
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Fraeulein Makellosigkeit Crew
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:04 pm
what did I tell you...
doesnt surprise me I am a saint -angel halo- lol jkjk
I am a christian. Been one since I came out of my mother belleh! razz
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:41 pm
Random Flavored Taco
what did I tell you...
doesnt surprise me I am a saint -angel halo- lol jkjk
I am a christian. Been one since I came out of my mother belleh! razz If you want to get technical, you've been a sinner since you came outta your mother's belleh. You had to choose to be a christian. Right?
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:22 pm
How comes, if Limbo is the first level of hell, that it sounds nicer than purgatory?
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:37 am
I can't figure out how to do caps on my Mac, but either way, I'm worse off then all of y'all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Quote: The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!any and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Low Level 2 | High Level 3 | High Level 4 | Low Level 5 | High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge | Very HighLevel 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
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soft_opossum Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:30 pm
I did my character Atheus.
Hot damn, before this I nearly thought of him to be almost morally correct. xD
Looks like I should keep him as a demon after all.
Purgatory; Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo; Virtuous Non-Believers: Very Low
Level 2 - Lustful: Extreme
Level 3 - Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious: High
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy: Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis; Heretics: Very High
Level 7 - Violent: Very High
Level 8 - the Malebolge; Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus; Treacherous: Extreme
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.
[Okay, honestly, I'd rather be frozen than stuck with grabby hands in a river. gonk ]
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