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 Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:32 pm
 Jack Spicer, self proclaimed evil boy genius. He had finally established a living for himself, still at his first home, mind you, but still! He sighed softly, padding through the forest at the mid of dusk. He was starting to worry a tad, darkness was coming..and he wasn't home. Sure, he'd been out quite a bit, but he still was frightened without a doubt of the darkness. He pondered why, since he'd been taken from the human realm to this form, that he'd been more courageous that normal. Was it perhaps that he hasn't had too much to worry in the Xiaolin side? Or, maybe it was because his kitsusagi form gave him just plain courage?
He shook his head, stopping and looking back. "Wuya, c'mon....I wanna get home soon..or atleast to a shelter?" he muttered, watching her scurry quickly to his tails, panting quickly.
"YOU STOP RiGHT THIS MOMENT!!!", she snarled, fed up with the fact she couldn't even FLOAT anymore! "If you STOP AND WAIT, then I'll be able to catch up!!", she screeched, clinging to his tails. Snorting loudly, she waited for him to get going.
Jack tilted his ears down at her, then when she made herself comfortable, he continued on. "....Geeze..", he sighed.
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:03 pm
 What rotten luck. Pestilence's uncle Jack wasn't nearly as revolutionary as she was. His mind was not as open to the Apocalypse as hers was, and thus she could not ask him to help her keep her things in order. Weasel was the only person (that wasn't direct family) that Pestilence would not ever try and kill for saying they did not want an Apocalypse. Her attactment for the little genius and weapons master was incomparably strong.
The masked female had wandered out this day simply to clear her head. She was getting much much better at controling her telepathy, but still being far away from others helped her mind clear much faster, and at the moment, she needed to think. If uncle Jack wasn't going to be the one to help her with things other then weapon creation then what was she going to do? She knew very well that she couldn't do it by herself. Well she would if she had to, but she just did not have the time. There was to much to plan, to much to do. And Famine would be of no help here, as he wouldn't obey everything she told him.
She'd need someone she could trust. Someone smart enough to do what she told them, be able to help her code her weapons, help her file and organize. Someone she could manipulate.
Masked grey eyes narrowed, ears lowering as a loud shout came from up ahead. A grin spread straight across the female's maw. Silently she padded though the shadows. Dusk, darkness soon, it all ment that she'd be getting her beauty sleep in the daylight rather then the darkness this day. All of which was not important at the current time.
Breaking out into a run and weaving to the left. Always the left. Taking as big a leap as she was able she landed before the red-haired male and the weird little purple thing that was clinging to his tails.
"Who's SIDE are you on?" she simply questioned, arching a brow.
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:37 pm
He stopped with a halt and quickly let out a very feminine shriek, something he was certainly well at doing. "Bah!!", he jumped back and held his paws up in a defensive way. But, then he realized this thing that practically gave him a heart attack was a kitsusagi. He sighed softly and let his arms rest. "Ahah..S..sorry bout that..", he coughed, flickering his ears.
And, he realized he never answered her question! "If you MUST know, I'm on the Heylin side, m'dear~ Got a problem with it?", he grinned cheeky, showing off his yellowed fangs.
"The boy is right, amazingly, infact, I am the Heylin Witch, Wuya..", she added, climbing up to his head, and showing off her fangs as well.
"What brings a pretty little miss like you out in the woods at a time like this? You know there are wonderfully evil things out there that could get you..", he sneered, clawing at the air. "Like myself~" he added, grinning again.
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:23 pm
Eyes widened as a rather feminine shriek came from the dark clothed male. That was rather unexpected. Dark tiped ears fliped back as Pestilence just blinked, starting at him as he took up a defensive pose before taking a look at her and relaxing a bit.
Men were idiots.
'The Heylin side? -Who are THEY?! More and more people showing up to get in the way of my Apocalypse! Oh the idiots, I'll make them all cry, and then I'll blow them all up. Their blood will be one of the little stepping stones towards the ultimate goal. Let the idiots keep creating more and more teams. They can give themselves as many names as they want, but they're all going to die.'
"That's the wrong side, boy-o." the silver-fured female sneered. "Did you recently go through a gender change or something? You scream like a little girl. -I really didn't know they could do that here. Change your gender I mean. But why anyone would want to be a man is beyond me." Her tails waved up and down.
Ignoring the little purple thing, she took a step forward. Grining quite madly at Jack. "Pretty little miss? -I'm not exactly little, and I do have a boyfriend. So keep the compliments to yourself! --There are wonderfully evil things out in these woods." Slowly she circled him, looking him up and down before returning to his front, with a snicker. "But you aren't one of them. -No guns, no swords, no grenades of missles! Add in that girly scream, and you're nothing more then a lost little boy wanting to go home to mommy. -But the poor little boy wont ever make it home to mommy! I'd cry for you, or at least pity you...But I don't know how to feel those emotions."
Her claws clicked against the ground, eyes unmoving. She lifted a paw, tapping it against one of her arm-socks. Now what would she use to blow up this boy, who was far more girly then even Famine.
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:54 pm
"..Ouch.", Jack simply sputtered, scratching the back of his head, "You've got a bite like that one girl I seem to be gettin' my buisness with...", he chuckled softly, then shook his head, "How is it the wrong side though? Haven't you heard the Heylin side will rule the world? We've done it so many times before when we were human~", he grinned evilly, reaching back and cracking his back.
"You have a point, your probably bigger than I am, no offense, since I'm totally a scrawny wimp. I know that for a fact, but does it stop me from building my robot armies?", he paused for a moment and pondered that. "IT actually does sometimes..Not the point, however!" He nodded, shaking his head. "N'wait a sec though! Don't say that, since...well, my mother's still a human...", he sighed, "Not that I'd ever be able to see Mom again..I've grown..more dependant from her...somewhat?", he tilted his ears back, looking pitiful, "I do miss her though.."
'I like this girl...', Wuya thought, grinning evilly at her insults and other words towards the self proclaimed evil boy genius. They may have been harsh, like the boy thought, but they were entirely true! "Haha, perhaps Jack, if you'd grow a spine, you would be a more capatible evil boy genius, than depend on your boyfriend for everything!", she barked at him, knowing how that'd sting him horribly.
And stung they did! "Oh, shut up Wuya, atleast I am at ANY use at all to be evil! What're you? A guardian with your powers locked away! You can't even fly! So shut it, you old hag!", he barked back at her, starting to tear a tad from her insults. The shrieking witch always could make the poor lad cry.
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:22 am
A serious look took over the female's face as the male spoke. What did she care about having a bite similar to.. Oh for goodness sake. "Other then you and your purple blob who's on your Haylin side? -I garentee that my army is bigger then yours. And I really don't care how many times you've done it before. You and your Haylin side wont have a world to rule once my siblings and I are finished with it. Be careful what you say, boy-o. You're talking to one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse."
Pestilence had opened her maw to continue speaking, when Jack had mentioned that she was probably bigger then he was. Her ears immediately pined back, brows furrowing. "Are you calling me FAT?!" she screeched. Horsemen weren't fat! And while she may not have been very girly, she wasn't about to let someone talk about her build like that. Even if that wasn't what they had ment.
The female growled, ready to grab an army man out from her sleeve and shove it in the guy's eye when he spoke of robots. "-Robot armies?" Her features softed, just slightly. He could build robots? What else could he build then? Now if he wasn't on that SIDE she may just have use for him.
The way he spoke of humans, and then the mention of his actual mother. He seemed to be someone like her father, with a past far far more complicated then she'd ever want to know all the details for. Whatever, so he had been human and now he wasn't. "You're a mama's boy too?" Oh, this guy just had so many problems.
And he thought he could take over the world? Pfft.
She let out a mocking laugh, growing louder as Wuya began talking. "You have a boyfriend? Oh you really ARE a girl!" Her attention turned away from Jack for only a moment, to glance at Wuya. "Why thank you for the compliment. I like myself too." she sported a wide grin on her face. Poking around in someone's head? Maybe.
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:42 am
"N-No! I wasn't meaning it like that!", he blurted out loudly, pinning his ears against his head, "I meant that you'd probably be taller than me!" he chuckled, trying not to make another one off his good side.
"N..What? 'Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse'?...Never heard of you guys~ But, beyond the point! I doubt you have a whole collection of human..or really not so much human as you'd think, associates!", he nodded, holding out his paws to count, "Katnappe, Pandabubba, Rahksha(Who really I forget totally how to spell his name..>.> He's the snowman..), Hannibal Roy Bean, Chase, Wuya, Myself, Vlad, Tubbimura, the list goes on and on and on!", he sneered, sticking his tongue out. "Now, to point that out, that's a tad more than your number..y'know?"
"ANd hey! Just because I have a boyfriend doesn't mean I'm a girl at all~ Even if I do scream like one, wear eyeliner, and am quite the girl at times...I'm totally not!", he added, whining loudly.
"Oooh~ You even know telepathy?! You ARE quite the special one! What else can you do?", she asked, smiling wider than ever. She was very interested in this kitsu, and she wanted to know more...
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:09 am
"GOOD!" she snared, her back arched. "If you called me FAT, I'd have to kill you!" Giving him another look over, she pushed aside the thought of testing to see just how tall she was compared to him. Height wasn't important, she didn't need to bother herself with such things.
Pestilence's body tensed. Never heard of- "NEVER?!" He'd never heared of the Four Horsemen? Had he been living under a rock?! There were so many stories (not that she had ever read any of them, almost all of her book knowledge came from her brother). How could he not know such a thing?
He needed to be taught.
She waited until Jack was finished listing off name of those who were on 'his' side. She stared at him, a blank expression on her face. Slowly she lifted her paw, shutting her eyes, and puffing up her cheeks like she often did when peeved, and in the blink of an eye, slaped him. "And were are your little friends? Your army? I don't see anyone. -The Four Horsemen; Pestilence, Famine, War, and Death! We are the bringers of the Apocalypse! We have armies all our own, made up of thousands. And any who get in the way of the Apocalypse die! -Your little Heylin side is on THE LIST!"
She poked his chest rather hard, hoping to get him to topple over. "But you are a girl. Real men don't have boyfriends. -And they certainly don't scream like little girls." Pestilence grined, fliping her tails behind her.
"Do I know telepathy? -Hmmm. I'm not sure. It's so hard to tell." she spoke mockingly at Wuya. She liked the compliment, but she wasn't about to talk about what she was capable of.
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:27 am
What!? He was shocked by the sudden plunge to the ground, and he fell backwards, with a grunt. "So? I still count them! They might come, I mean, Chase has came, so..Yeah!", he whined, lifting himself back up slowly, shaking off the dirt from his back. "A..and so what? I don't have to be a real man to Chase!", he whined, crossing his paws, "Least..I don't think I do.."
"Oh, smart...", she sneered, shaking her head. "You have spunk...something I do not see in most of the females here..they lack evil ways...", she added, nodding and holding a paw to her chin.
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:46 am
Pestilence snicked, watching him fall back. This male was amusing, but he still had to die, he was on the wrong side after all. She did want to talk to him a bit more however, some of the things that he had mentioned had sparked a bit of inquisitive nature in her, if only for a moment.
"They aren't coming. And if they do they'll all be dead anyways! They'll get in the way of the Apocalypse, and I can't have that! --Oh well I'm sure you don't. One of you would have to wear the pants in the relationship, right? I bet he's a girl too though, seeing as he's with you!" There was no way that his little group could beat her, or take over the world. With the Apocalypse coming, no one could get in the way. Though the Apocalypse was certainly taking a while to get started, she needed to work faster. Blow up more things.
The masked female grunted. "I'm not evil. I'm just a Horseman doing their job, and ensuring the Apocalypse. -Do I look like some two bit villain to you? I am one of four Horsemen, the leader AND a genius to boot." Of course the Four Horsemen, wasn't really 'the four' at the moment. With only two other siblings, she oviously needed a thrid; which was assuming that her sister started helping out with the Apocalypse.
"Now tell me about those robots of yours boy-o."
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:55 am
Oh, that really boiled his shorts, listening to what she was saying. "Now, hold on a second! Don't you dare diss Chase like that, he's a total man, seriously...I have pictures, if you'd like to see..?", he grinned, nodding. "But, really..No way, the Apocalypse is just something that I've never seen done, if you can indeed do that, then..well, I look up to your group."
"Neh? My robots? Well, due to my rut in finding parts, I haven't been able to assemble a successful robot, but, y'know, as a human, it was my first line of defense~ Must say it's put me through a lot...In my wallet for one.", he chuckled and shook his head. "But, besides that! My Jack-bots were the best thing EVER to happen! Cept for Cyclops..and that one time I had power over Chase's cat's....That was fun,", he chuckled, nodding.
"Heh...", Wuya just chuckled, crossing her paws at what he had said. So many things were obviously wrong to her, but she didn't want to start pointing them out to the two...Not just yet, anyways.
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:11 am
"Awwww, how sweet. You carry around pictures of your boyfriend!" she almost choked laughing, what a pansy. What a- The female's face went blank. Were people in relationships supposed to do that? Carry pictures of each other. She had NO clue as to if her parents did, and she wasn't really going to ask them. But her boyfriend was a fake one, and really she doubted he was romantic in any way. And as for her; she couldn't even feel that emotion, or if she could she hadn't ever to this day. "--Are you supposed to do that? -Carry around pictures of your other I mean."
Oh she'd have to tell this to Amuck. They did need to seem like they were actualy boyfriend/girlfriend after all. But only after he took her on that very public date, which she had yet to tell him.
"Just stay OUT of my way! -You're already on thin ice, boy-o! Being on a side that ISN'T FOR the Apocalypse! Stupidest thing I've ever heard!"
He couldn't find parts? Oh well then she was lucky that Weasel was able to find pieces to build weapons for her father, and have enough left over to teach her how to make things. "And what exactly did these robots of yours do? -If you had the parts, could you build one now? What kind of weapons did they have? -I just built a grenade launcher this morning." Of course, she had blown up said grenade launcher that same morning. It hadn't been intentional, but it had happened, but she had just shruged it off. It hadn't been the best of weapons anyways.
"And I still say your boyfriend's a girly." Pestilence stuck out her tongue.
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:22 am
He shrugged, stretching in place. "Well, I know for a fact I try to be the normal one of the relationship, so yes. Chase's so old style..Seriously. Martial arts and crap like that..y'know?", he sighed, shaking his head. "Hurm? Wait. Even though I am against it, and I maybe for a totally different reason in living, in style, in anything at all..But, I've learned to make my friends in case things happen, y'know? Sides, I like to keep my opinions~", he snorted loudly at that, crossing his hands again and pouting slightly.
But, what he did catch funny was the fact she brought up his Jack-bots quite a bit. "Hmm? Oh, of course~ I'd build a whole army back up in a heart beat!", he grinned, nodding. "...Hmm..Let's see. Lasers, saws, hammers, guided missiles, HEAT seeking missiles, then they ranged from the type, I had Shark-bots, my clone Jack-bots, uhm..Junk-bots, you name it!", oh the talk of his robots made him feel soo good at times. His tails flickered a bit from his own joy. "Infact, this heli-pack is a duplicate of what my grandma gave me when I started being evil~", he turned around enough for her to see the marvel that made him fly, he held his arms out horizontally to keep his jacket off the design of it.
"Eh, I doubt you'd say that when he'd kick your a** from here to Texas and back..", he sneered, showing a fang.
The ancient witch stayed quiet through this part of their conversation, nothing really was seeming to perk her interest anymore.
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:46 pm
The normal one in the relationship? Being the normal one included being such a girly-boy that with a simple hair change, no one would even realize he was ever a boy. Well, if that's what he figured normal was, let him think that. Not like she cared much anyways. The picture carrying was just a bit of information she might ahve to use for her fake relationship to appear more realistic to the public eye.
"The fact is that you're against it! You shouldn't even be allowed to live! -Actually you aren't. I'm going to blow you up before the day is over." She was certain she had something that would make a big BOOM shoved somewhere up her sleeve.
Her tails swayed back and forth as she listened to him explain his robots. He seemed to have many kinds, with many kinds of weapons. The question was now, how well did they work? The fact that he had named and modeled some after him, was a shame though. You NEVER did that kind of thing. He did seem to be an idiot however. "That's nice. Now how many battles did you win with these things? Just how many hits before one broke? -And if one were here and I broke your paw, what would it do?" she grined, followed by a rather fake innocent smile.
"But he couldn't touch me. -Not with what I can do. -And he oviously has problems if he's dating a pansy. I'd be the one kicking @$$." Pestilence fidgeted. "Let's make a deal."
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:37 pm
"Ehhh?! You wouldn't! Including my speculations of robotics, military tactics, and waaaay more lodged in this skull!", he whined, pointing to his noggin, "Well, let's see if I can remember," he muttered, taking a slight pause. At this time he proceeded to just spew out lies, "Many many battles, only time I've lost was when the Xiaolin Side double teamed me, used their Wu, and did the weird formation they do! Hmm, depends? They're quite sturdy, but I doubt they'd survive something huge..", he nodded, "Uh..Then I'd scream, 'Jack-Bots, or Whatever-bots, ATTACK! and they'd comense to defend me," he nodded again, acting quite sure of himself.
"Bwah! I doubt it! Unless your a master black belt, have magical flying abilities, and well, can turn into a dragon at will, then he's got a good foe~", he nodded and blushed a bit, thinking of him. "Nyah? Well, it's kind of myself saying that I date him, he totally doesn't say anything, not that I know of, about his dating to anyone in public," he snorted, getting angry at her for saying such crap about him. But then, it stopped, blinking stupidly for a moment. "Deal you say? Hmm..do tell!", this did make him intreaged, he must know!
She just sat there and shook her head in a disgusted way. That was his her Jack...even if he was quite the idiot at times..
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