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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:31 pm
Nymphie and I are getting a divorce. We are currently in the process of divvying up our assets, meaning all our friends.
I called Dukes, MooEll, Meru (Cuz we're married), Hannah Monatana, and we decided it would be best if I get Damien (Cuz he'd have a better chance of getting a how on MTV with me). Nymphie also let me have claim to Pixie, Q and Sib. We're currently splitting Aine's profits 50/50 (but we still have to come to a compromise), Of course I get Amigo.
Nymphie has my BFF (he's like my sunshine), I let her stake claim to Eikichi, she also has Monkey... I think she has monkey. I forgot she also claimed Roger.
We're still deciding how things will be split. We will take into consideration your feelings, unless we've already staked claims on you... Then we'll have to use you as bargaining chips.
So help us decide what we get guys, it's up to you... for the most part.
NYMPHIE! I ALREADY HAVE MERU!! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER!! SHE'S MY WIFE!!! And I'm pretty sure we have to divide our inventories 50/50.
((This post will be edited as we stake claims))
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:37 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:37 pm
My life doesn't make any sense anymore. emo
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:45 pm
Well, if I get you, then it get you then it gets cut. I can't have you spying on me for her. Unless, of course we can come to a compromise.
It involves Monkey... ninja
MooEll-- I'm sorry... But Nymphie's the one who didn't want to give out friendship counselor a try.
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:46 pm
But I hardly ever talk to Buzz... emo
-grabbyhands at Nymphie-
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:53 pm
[Q] But I hardly ever talk to Buzz... emo -grabbyhands at Nymphie- I know... I think Nymphie is saying something about Sunday night dinners or something with you, Sib and myself... sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:54 pm
*blink blink*
I thought you disliked me, for some reason? o_o( )
And splitting up is 3
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:02 pm
Sibeiko *blink blink* I thought you disliked me, for some reason? o_o( ) And splitting up is 3 Maybe it was all those times I said I disliked you? XD
I don't dislike you ALL the time Sib... you're kind of annoying unhateable...
PLUS Nymphie said I had to be nice to you. It's an agreement we came upon during the discussion, we have to be nice to all the people we get. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:43 am
Moo Ell My life doesn't make any sense anymore. emo It ever did?
I CALL BUZZ.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:02 am
[quote] But I hardly ever talk to Buzz... emo -grabbyhands at Nymphie- Buzz took everything >.< We went to a friends counselor and I told her Buzz is mean, abusive, and rude towards me and then he told her I squawk, and she decided that it was MY fault we're getting divorced because I have too many problems cry So since its my fault he gets more.
But I told him if he took you he also had to take Sib and he had to have visitation with BOTH of you at the same time. So if you and Sib fight enough hopefully he'll get sick of it and give you back to me.
SIAMESE - Don't let Buzz take you emo I have a secret hide out in an apple orchard for you and Druki to stay so Buzz cant get you.
Shoy - Buzz called yo ualready. But he forgot to mention you. Shows what a good care taker he is of his assets rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
I'm also taking Sylfy and Toastie. I want Wren too but she makes profits so she's kinda difficult sweatdrop And I want Insom. Actually I think since Buzz got Sib and Siamese I should get the rest of crew.
Buzz, you can have Lexii too because how Dan's show would suck without her.
I also have Ego.
ANNNND I have Nifi. Who has knocked up Siamese. So as long as Siamese is the mother of Nifi's kid they have to see each other. And in order to do that Siamese will have to come to my house where I live and talk to me.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:56 am
gonk gonk gonk This is horrible, catastrophic, how could it end up like that. gonk
But you guys were the perfect friends. The role models for friends everywhere. If you two couldn't make it work than who can. gonk
I'm all depressed now. Excuse me while I go cry in a corner because my world is now shattered. emo crying
I'm so devastated I've ended up even committing emote rape. gonk cry
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:28 am
Druki Colon The Ultimate Bargaining Chip To Settle Marriage Disputes And Separations
true fact
Just call me the DCTUBCTSMDAS for short.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:28 pm
Druki Druki Colon The Ultimate Bargaining Chip To Settle Marriage Disputes And Separations true fact Just call me the DCTUBCTSMDAS for short. That acronym made my eyes bleed.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:42 pm
Dukey_Fangirl Druki Druki Colon The Ultimate Bargaining Chip To Settle Marriage Disputes And Separations true fact Just call me the DCTUBCTSMDAS for short. That acronym made my eyes bleed. I can already tell I won't like. *points to my sig* read it and weep... WANNABE!!!
Nymphie, you can have Druki, I never said I wanted him. AND I can't remember everyone I already called.
I don't think it's fair that you take the rest of crew, I only got 2. talk2hand
Meru can't hide, because then she'll have to pay 2 million mesos. talk2hand
YAY I GET SHOY! Does this mean I get Hirun by default? Or do we wanna split the twins up too?
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:46 pm
Noo! Don't split people up! So cruel you are buzzy!
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