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 Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:24 pm
This is a little word game like all the others but this is called "What not to say"
Example:
You walk into a bank and your standing in line. What do you say?
"Man where did I put that gun or Man did you fart cause that stinks"
After you put what you'd say, you put another situation like that one.
Have at it guys.
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:44 pm
What not to say If you were at an anime convention?
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:48 pm
"Yes, excuse me? Does this convention deal with hentai as well? I'd love to see some of those beauties cosplayed in the flesh!"
What not to say at a jewish person's funeral?
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:30 pm
When the rabbi starts read off the menorah (or whatever they do during Jewish funerals... I'm not sure, I've never gone to one.. D: ) whisper loudly to the person next to you,
"My god. This is SO boring.. I don't even know what he's saying."
Then, ask the parents or husband/wife of the dead person (in a very excited tone):
"Hey! When does the viewing start?!"
Although.. your not supposed to do that at a funeral period..
>.>
<.<
Let's see...
What not to say at... A children's daycare?
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:08 pm
"Can I borrow one of them for a couple days??"
Let me see now... Hmmm..
You're sitting on a bus listening to your iPod when you glance over at a well.. Let's say gifted woman. There's no telling what you're going to say but you're gonna end up yelling it because your iPod is turned up so loud.
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:26 pm
Sorry to ruin the game, kinda, but gifted like how?
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:11 pm
Well, I didn't want to objectify women too much but I basically mean big breasts.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:17 pm
Can I bongo your babas?? lol.
What not to say to at the circus when the clown is preforming
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:26 pm
"Isn't that Wayne Gacy?!"
What not to say waiting in line at the DMV.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:35 pm
I HAVE A BOMB IF YOU DONT GIVE ME MY CAR I'LL BLOW THE PLACE!!!
What not to say to the next cop that pulls you over
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:37 pm
"Oh, I thought I smelled bacon."
What not to say at the pharmacy.
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:45 pm
Drugs..DRUGS! GIVE ME MY DRUGS! I'm having WITHDRAWAL O_O!
What not to say in an emergency room.
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:46 pm
While bleeding all over the place "Im HIV +!!!"
What not to say to your mother
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:02 pm
"Why are you still alive??"
What not to say to your boss.
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:06 pm
"I quit, but I can't give you two weeks notice. I don't think that I can stand to be around you that long."
You accidently walk into the wrong restroom in a restaurant, what don't you say?
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