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 Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:12 pm
Maelon had nearly had a heart attack last night when a brick came crashing through his window and nearly taking out his tarantula tank. At first he had thought his neighbours were drunk (they did hate him so it wasn't out of the question for them to throw rocks through his window) until he noticed the note tied to it. In bright pink letters were the words "COME TO THIS PLACE TOMORROW NIGHT. THEY HAVE THE BEST WAFFLES IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. BE THERE. <3 LILLY."
At first Maelon had been incredibly suspicious. After all, the note had arrived through his window attached to a brick. But in the end, that was enough to convince him to go. He didn't need another brick through his window, not to mention Lilly would probably do horrible, horrible things to him if he didn't show. So the next night he had donned his usual attire and headed out to the place mentioned in the note.
".... I didn't know they sold waffles here...." The dark chocolate Sin'aeis stood awkwardly outside The Brass a**. Then again, his boss wouldn't have told him about the competition for waffles. Oh well. He would just have to wait for Lilly and hope that nothing too terrible happened in the process.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:21 pm
The glass between Kilah's hands slid back and forth, back and forth. The bastards hadn't let her drag her sword in here. Her first reflect had been, of course, to stab the opposing force with it. However, Lilly had promised her something she'd never forget if she complied just this once.
After hearing about the brick-through-window scandal, she rightfully assumed whatever was going to be so awesome involved torturing Maelon. Who could resist? So she'd cast her weapon aside. Of course they were stupid to give her something made of glass, but they didn't pay the people in a place like this to have brains, so.
Lilly had already had an obnoxious amount of alcohol. Enough that it would not only have knocked out a horse, but killed it. The pink haired woman was not a horse, and was far from dead (though her liver may be another story). "Lady, I don't know how you're still concious."
The woman smirked darkly. "I'm a vampire and I drink only the blood of Germans. --KILAH! M'gonna go check outside. Be right back."
Sure enough, there was the guinea pig of her amusement standing like a moron. "Aye, Mae! Get yer a** inside now! Dun be standin' out here like that or some gay jailbait out on bail will get cha!" With a manical laughter, she returned indoors where a 'dance show' had just begun.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:43 pm
The doors of the establishment were flung open far too soon, and Maelon came face to face with a lady that haunted his nightmares. For a split second he debated running the hell away before she could grab him. But then there was always the fact that she could probably run faster than him, and he didn't bring his skateboard. Not to mention s he could sic Kilah on him or something equally horrifying. This was just like Becky. He would do this once, go home a wreck, and then take two weeks off for therapy. Everything worked out in the end.
"I'm coming I'm coming," Mae muttered as he skulked in after Lilly, only to stop dead in his tracks. What... what the hell was this place? Where had she taken him? THE WAFFLES WERE A LIE?! The dark chocolate Sin promptly put a hand over his eyes, refusing to move. There was no way he was getting any closer to that stage.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:50 pm
How Lilly had connections here, one could only guess (if they dared to ponder it). Maybe she slept with the owner multiple times. Maybe she used to work here. As Lucy taught us, even having an eyepatch won't repel guys if you just have the 'it' factor.
She was nearly doubled over in laughter at the sight of Maelon covering his eyes. Laughing too loudly to hear Kilah's complaining. "This song sucks! Did somebody request this?! How ******** long is it?! Play something else! Free Bird, I don't give a ********!"
"Aye, Mae!" Lilly chirped all too joyfully, moving behind him and whispering in his ear. "Ya betta sit down else I'mma have ta send 'em over ta ya. Go on get yer seat by yer wife."
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:06 pm
Maelon most certainly knew nothing about the "it" factor, though he could probably use some lessons with Lucy on social interactions. Though, he probably would have enjoyed his nickname the same way that Grim enjoyed Lucy dating other guys. It was just one of those things.
As if the situation could get any worse, the dark chocolate Sin'aeis could swear he heard Kilah's voice, though it was hard to hear anything over the disgusting music and Lilly's laughter. Still, the very fact that he thought he heard Kilah meant that this was a horrible setup to make his life incredibly miserable. Maelon wished he carried around a razor blade like every good whiny emo.
The teen bristled when Lilly whispered in his ear, opening his fingers a fraction to peer at Lilly out of the corner of his eye. Send them over to him? Ooooh no. No way. He could just go and... sit and... ignore them. Yes. That would work. Wait wife? WIFE?! "I don't have a wife! What are you talking about?" Maelon hissed, still refusing to look at the atrocious display of skin to his immediate left.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:22 pm
"Not yet ya dun. If ya did already have Kilah pinned down, ya wouldn't be in here. She's got a rack on 'er bigger n' better than all these future hookers combined." Lilly gave a sage nod, as if she'd just rattled off something wise and life-changing and not commented on Kilah's bust size. With a forceful push she moved Maelon forward to the stage. "AYE! THE REDHEAD!"
The redhead in question peered at Lilly, waiting for her to continue, which she wasted no time in doing. "My friend 'ere is real tense, ya know? Need to loosen up. Or tighten up, if ya know what I mean." A cackle and a wink followed.
All of this was going over Kilah's head and becoming extremely annoying. "This ******** blows, Lilly!"
"Aye, wait. Get the girly first, will ya?"
But not ten seconds later, Kilah had the redhaired woman on the floor (and not in the way most strippers would be on the floor) with her arms behind her back and her face pushed into the ground. "What the ******** are you doing trying to sit on me you crazy b***h?!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:03 pm
Lilly's language was entirely lost on Maelon, who simply stared warily at Lilly. What the hell was with people and their accents? And why would he want to pin down Kilah? What on earth was that supposed to mean? He was sure that if he tried to pin her down she would turn around and give him a black eye. That was definitely not on his to-do list. Wait, KILAH WAS HERE?
The teen stumbled as he was shoved forward, and covered his eyes again almost instantly. Too close! Too close! And what was this about a redhead? Maelon opened two fingers gingerly to look at the situation. He immediately wished he hadn't. Apparently Lilly had called for one stripper to come down off of the stage – notlookingatthatnotlooking – and was starting towards him. That was, of course, until Akilah decided to grab her and sit on her.
"Um... Akilah what are you doing?" Mae hissed, wondering if he could get her on his side for this. He didn't want anything to do with that strange redheaded woman, even if it meant having to hang out with Kilah. She didn't give him funny looks (for obvious reasons.)
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:09 pm
But Maelon's words were lost to the token violent teen of the Sin'aeis. For she was far too busy yelling at the floored stripper, saying each word in the rhythme of slamming the woman's head repeatedly on the floor. "PLAY. A. DIFFERENT. SONG!"
At this point, as was to be expected, Lilly was howling with laughter. So much so she couldn't even command Muffin when the bouncer waddled over. Luckily the tiny yet vicious dragon learned the drill on his own long ago. With a hiss and a snarl he lunged forward and clawed at the large man's face.
Lilly hurriedly grabbed Kilah's shoulder, Mae's hand and pulled them both along (while still laughing). "We're outta 'ere!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:37 pm
This was not good.
Maelon was tempted to turn and flee, however that would mean taking his hand away from his eyes. That would result in him getting a perfect view of the stage, and thus the abnormal amount of skin being shown, and the teen would probably pass out from sheer embarrassment. And that would be even worse then... well, then a lot of things that didn't involve Lilly. Nothing compared to that woman's torment.
The teen could only stand their awkwardly, not daring to touch Akilah while she beat the crap out of the poor stripper. He wasn't about to risk his life to protect her. After all, she wouldn't come and hunt him down for not saving her. Akilah would beat the living daylights out of him if he interrupted. Clearly it was better if he just shut his eyes and counted to ten.
Unless, of course, Lilly decided it was time to leave. Mae made a startled noise when his hand was grabbed, turning a dark shade of red as he scampered after Lilly. Yes! They were leaving! Wooot! "I didn't see any waffles in there you know," he couldn't help but gripe as he was willingly dragged out.
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