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 Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:38 pm
This is actually meant to be a spoof of a questions/comments topic. Post the most ridiculous questions/comments people on gaia have asked/said to you about Hawaii, and then post your answer/response! Here's an example! Random Hawaiian Gaian Question: If you're from Hawaii, how did you get access to a computer? Answer: -_- Everyone has one? Because we live in a modern-day society with buildings and technology and the like, just like everyone else in the United States?! Yep ^^ So have fun with it! This forum is more for the guild members actually from Hawaii, so you other guys not from here might not get it... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:40 pm
Question: Wow! You speak wonderful english! Where'd you learn?
Answer: stare It's the main language most people tend to speak here... you know, because English is what most people speak in the US?
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:44 pm
MiaIkumis#1Fan Question: Wow! You speak wonderful english! Where'd you learn? Answer: stare It's the main language most people tend to speak here... you know, because English is what most people speak in the US? stupid person: really? hawaiian: yeahstupid person: oh, that sucks hawaiian: i know, it makes it really hard for me to communicate with the rest of the worldstupid person: oh, well maybe i should try learning hawaiian so we can talk some more hawaiian: yeah...um...you do thatstupid person: aloha? ohana? lilo & stitch? hawaiian: stare
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:49 am
Stupid Question from Tourists:
Tourist: How do you get to Wai'ale'ale peak (as seen on Lilo & Stitch the Series)?
Local person: Wai'ale'ale is really steep and cannot be driven up to. Plus only helicopters can bring you up there.
Tourist: Oh. Well how do I get to Kokaua town (Town Lilo and Stitch live in)?
Hawaiian: There is no town named Kokaua town on Kauai. And there is no museum on Kauai either or a giant pineapple water tower. Kokaua isn't an actual Hawaiian name either.
Tourist: But then what about all the stuff mentioned in Lilo and Stitch?
Hawaiian: Lilo and Stitch is placed on Kauai but only two area's are properly named; Kilauea Lighthouse and Wai'ale'ale everything else is completely made up.
Tourist: Okay! Mahalo! That means good bye right?
Hawaiian: *Sigh* stare it means thank you. Aloha is good bye.
Tourist: but I though it means hello?
Hawaiian: It means both. I'm going.
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non-objective Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:41 am
Person: So do you, like, wear grass skirts and stuff? Like traditional Hawaiians?
Hawaiian: stressed NO. You know what? I wear jeans, like a normal person. And you know what else?! The real Hawaiians didn't wear grass skirts! The men wore loin cloth and the women wore skirts and no tops!!! >.<
Person: ... was it a grass skirt?
Hawaiian: o_e ...no... *...must...resist...urge to...beat...up...*
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:18 pm
malahini: Do you guys drink coconuts all day?
Kamaina: No we drink juice, soda, and just about everything everyone drinks.
malahini: oh. So i coconut milk something you drink
Kamaina: *sigh* go up to the strongest guy you and say that their hupo and they'll run up the nearest coconut tree bring a coconut down and cut it open for you.
Malahini:thank You! I'll try it!
Kamaina: no problem (hehehe sucker)
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non-objective Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:31 pm
(my mom has been asked this at her job)
Mainland Client: When my flight lands at the airport you'll send someone to get me?
My mom: Yes. It's no problem. ^^
Mainland Client: So will I need a passport?
My mom: ...what? You only need one when you travel outside the country. o_O
Mainland Client: Well, I'm going to Hawaii right? So don't I need a passport?
My mom: ...um... ^^;; We're the 50th state...
Mainland Client: REALLY?! wow... Well, thanks for the information ^^ I'll call you back tomorrow at 3 to get the rest of the billing info ^^
My mom: No problem! Bye now! ^^ *hangs up* ...PASSPORT?! geez... was that supposed to be SERIOUS >.< ugh...
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:59 am
Tourist: (stepping off the plane) HEY stressed ! Where's my complementary Lei?
Worker: dude this isn't the 1950's anymore.
Tourist: So? I want a Lei!
Worker: There's a gift shop right in the airport, go get one yourself.
Tourist: Oh, do you know where to learn how do take hula lessons.
Worker: No. Hula is a very sacred art. The real lessons are reserved for kamaina only
Tourist: Man this place is lame, I lost two things already cool I though about Hawaii. This place sucks!
Worker: *must...not...pummel...stupid...tourist...into...pavement*
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non-objective Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:21 pm
I was once asked if we had a McDonald's on the island.
I was like... duhhhhhhhhh.
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:30 pm
The only stupid question I've gotten, or have been insisted is that if I was/am born in Hawaii, then that means I'm Hawaiian.
Yeah, uh, no. rolleyes
I'm not Hawaiian. D:
Only Asian.
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:31 pm
S p u r t z _ The only stupid question I've gotten, or have been insisted is that if I was/am born in Hawaii, then that means I'm Hawaiian. Yeah, uh, no. rolleyes I'm not Hawaiian. D: Only Asian.
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:33 pm
Erica_Garden_Girl S p u r t z _ The only stupid question I've gotten, or have been insisted is that if I was/am born in Hawaii, then that means I'm Hawaiian. Yeah, uh, no. rolleyes I'm not Hawaiian. D: Only Asian. That was quick. redface Yeah. I know a girl on neo who is Asian-Eurpoean, I think, I kinda forgot, and people have asked her if she was Hawaiian, she's also from Hawaii. Oh. And some people were like, people in Hawaii/Hawaiians can still speak Hawaiian?! to me, over the internet though, it was amsuing.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:15 pm
Erica_Garden_Girl S p u r t z _ The only stupid question I've gotten, or have been insisted is that if I was/am born in Hawaii, then that means I'm Hawaiian. Yeah, uh, no. rolleyes I'm not Hawaiian. D: Only Asian. i've been asked this too, but since i really am hawaiian it was really hard for my mainland friends to understand. Me: yes i'm hawaiian, but i'm not hawaiian just because i was born in hawaii. i'm hawaiian because my ancestors were the first people to come to hawaii. friends: oh, so if my ancestors were the first ppl to come to New York, then does that make me a new york-ian? me: stare no. you're latino because your ancestors were the people who first settled in mexico. my blood is hawaiian like your blood is mexican friend: *slightly confused look* oh... OK 4laugh ! me: you don't really get it do you? friends: NOPE lol ! me: whatev!
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:25 am
grey-monotony Erica_Garden_Girl S p u r t z _ The only stupid question I've gotten, or have been insisted is that if I was/am born in Hawaii, then that means I'm Hawaiian. Yeah, uh, no. rolleyes I'm not Hawaiian. D: Only Asian. i've been asked this too, but since i really am hawaiian it was really hard for my mainland friends to understand. Me: yes i'm hawaiian, but i'm not hawaiian just because i was born in hawaii. i'm hawaiian because my ancestors were the first people to come to hawaii. friends: oh, so if my ancestors were the first ppl to come to New York, then does that make me a new york-ian? me: stare no. you're latino because your ancestors were the people who first settled in mexico. my blood is hawaiian like your blood is mexican friend: *slightly confused look* oh... OK 4laugh ! me: you don't really get it do you? friends: NOPE lol ! me: whatev! Even for my brain that's pretty easy to comprehend. o_o
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:23 pm
Okay, so this is me trying to have a conversation on a thread.
Person: Oh, I live in Canada.
Me: I live in Hawaii?
Person: Do you dance hula?
Me: Yeah, actually.
Random Guy: Hula girls are hot.
Me: Must. Resist. Urge. To. Kill. Retarded. Idiot.
I hate that so much.
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