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And now, for the exclusive coverage of the Lieutenants of Hell>

The screen switched over to an odd looking demon holding a mic.



"Hello Demons and Demonesses, this is your resident news anchor, Reporter Demon, coming to you live for the Netherword News Network and Channel 666's exclusive coverage of the various lieutenants of some of Hells most powerful demons. I'm sure you've all wondered what it takes to receive the prestige of working so closely with Hells living legends, well today, all shall be revealed!" The camera panned out to show large structures in the style of ancient Japan towering overhead, set in a reddiish orange glow by intense but controlled fires raging all around "As you can see, my first port of call is Ararikku-samas flaming domain in order to visit our newest Lieutenant, and perhaps one of the most controversial, Bushimaru Kuno....uh, didn't Cryos say his last name was Kupcake or something?....nevermind, away we go" Reporter Demon said as he entered one of the buildings, pacing down the red and black halls to Bushimarus room.

At the prompt, Reporter Demon and Cameraman Demon enter, Reporter Demon sitting awkwardly opposite Bushimaru. "Hello Bushimaru, this is Reporter Demon from the Netherword News Network, I would like to ask you a few questions about yourself and your job here at Ararikku-samas side, I hope you don't mind, because as an upholder of unholy news, I will camp outside your door for months on end should you refuse" Reporter Demon said cheerfully.

"Wonderful" Reporter Demons smile widened "My first question for you is: What are your duties as the lieutenant of Ararikku-sama?" he asked, before examining the tea infront of him, and the lack of handle on the mug "How do you work this?.." He puzzled. He grasped the mug around the sides with both hands, lifting it up to take an awkward drink.

"I see, I see. Not one for the less exciting stuff then. So What's your favorite part of being here among the ranks of the elite?" Reporter Demon continued, setting his tea down, the rest of which started to vanish into a long straw that belonged to Cameraman Demon.

"What deep words, like the ocean, not that we have one around here. I digress though, please tell the viewers a bit about yourself, What sort of things does the modern samurai gardener like and dislike?" Reporter demon went on, lifting his mug once more and raising his eyebrows in confusion as he found the mug to be completely drained of tea.

"Oh? I thought you would have mentioned something about swords or gardens, but processed cheese? Now thats a strange one right there, just goes to show ya that even the most uninteresting looking people can have unseen angles to them" Reporter Demon said as he inside-pocketed the cup his tea had been in. Though he was a reporter, he was still a demon, and a bit of a kleptomaniac at that. "Now we'll take a short turn into the past. Would you share with the viewers where exactly it is that you hail from?"

"Well they couldn't have been very good at it if you ended up being the last one" He joked "....or maybe you're just not one for the ladies" Reporter Demon waggled his eyebrows in a suggestive way before clearing his throat "I do remember reporting on that Grenzenlos fellow a while back, he made Pandemonium-sama pretty unhappy, I mean, whats the point of plunging a world into evil when theres no world left? I find it somewhat Ironic that you're now working here" he said "Now, I'm sure the viewers, in particular those that haven't witnessed your impressive fighting in the recent Lieutenant tournament, would like to know what you can do. Could you tell us a bit about your abilities and powers?" He asked

Reporter Demon ignored the glare. As a reporter he was used to such looks. "Oh, very fancy, I'm sure that will help our viewers better understand what was going on in your fights. I wonder if you'd ever come to the studio to do one of those 'focus your inner power' type things. We have an opening since 'Cooking with Cryos' was taken off for excessive damage to the studio....he may be a former winter deity, but he sure as heck can't work an oven" Reporter Demon commented "And while we're on the subject, what are your thoughts on the 8 Servants of hell? Particularly Ararikku-sama who you work so closely with" he went on to ask.