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What's the deal with Chuck Norris?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:37 pm


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Chuck Norris is one of the worst actors of all time in my veiw and yet everyone loves and adfores him. Saying he can own me, or kick my a**. Thanks to youtube and Mountian Dew ads his popularity only grows.
Seriously, I fail to see why the world's worst actor is the world's most adored actor?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:42 pm


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He lost both legs in a car wreck and managed to walk it off.

Seriously there's worse than Chuck Norris. Jessica Simpson is the worst actress I've ever seen. She must have whored herself out quite a bit to get the role of Daisy Duke.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:03 am



I really hate him
PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:24 am


down right shame he should stick to what he is good at and that by my seeing is nothing his fighting is rather sad if people have seen a old match with him a buries lee you would see his so called round houes kick is nothing but a show

simpley put

he sucks at everthing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:45 am


I have no strong dislike nor affection for him.
He just is, and so isn't interesting enough for me to put any much mind to him.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:12 pm


His acting is revolting but his fighting is astounding. He is loved for being tough, not intuitive.
Joke I hear frequently: You wear Spiderman pajamas; Spiderman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Yeah, it's not that funny. sweatdrop
 

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:05 pm


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I just don't get why people love him.
I could kick his butt and I'm just some stupid, emoish 14 year old girl who has way to many problems.
Not to mention I'm fat and a bit of a sissy, in some ways anyway.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:58 pm


Well, there's worse than Chuck Norris (like Steven Seagal, who has an incredible range of about 3 different expressions XD) but I must admit I really don't understand why people love him that much.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:40 pm


If I took everything seriously I'd hate Chuck Norris, but I have a great sense of humor, so I find him a never-ending source of amusement.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:33 pm


I agree with Raventree. Bad actors are hilarious to watch. Napoleon Dynamite made good use of that.  

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:16 am


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Well it's not that everyone finds him funny.
My friend is OBSEESED with Chuck Norris and when I say he's a tard who can't his way out of a wet paper bag, she always slaps me and yells "That's because the wet paper bag ran away when it saw him. STUPID."
I don't think it's humor that makes her love him. :S

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:06 pm


one of my idiot friends failed his religious studies exam because he answered every question with chuck norris would know the answer or ask chuck norris

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:34 am


Have you ever seen a Walker, Texas Ranger episode?

lol, no. Most of it is just intense joking around.
though he is a well respected martial artist that studied Jeet Kune Do under it's founder, Jun Fan Li.
Jun Fan was the most awesome person I've ever heard of, so maybe he left Chuck Norris some of that awesome in his will?
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:37 pm


I recently started a Brett Favre vs. Chuck Norris poll. The results were largely in favor of Brett Favre. The thing is, when you talk about Brett Favre's accomplishments and displays of toughness, every story is actually true.

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