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 Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:56 am
Here I was minding my own business fapping, headphones on...when I think I hear a noise. I take the headphones off, turn the monitor off, and already have my clothes off so I don't know what to do. I could try putting clothes back on, but she might open the door while I'm doing that and I'd get caught for sure.
I hear the huge beast coming, my ******** mom; fat, insane, bitchy, deep hoarse voice. I don't know what the ******** to do, so I hope to god that she doesn't come in.
THEN SHE COMES IN! I ******** kneel down and peek from behind the bed, and just stare in total awkwardness. She says "WUT U DOIN STILL UP?" I just stare not knowing what the ******** to do or say. "U NAKED??" I hesitate and say "no." "WAT U DOIN" I don't know what the ******** to say. She leave the room and bitches about everything she can possibly imagine, with some "******** PERVET"s and "DON NO WUT U DOIN, ******** PLAYIN WITCHA SELF"s thrown in. I quickly put pants on and walk out the room to the kitchen acting like I'm getting something, hoping to subtly "convince" her that I wasn't naken and that I was simiiply not wearing a shirt. I go back into the room, ignoring her constand stream of bitching. She apparently wasn't convinced since I still heard a few "******** WIERDO"s
She then comes in (while I'm typing this amusing topic), saying "U ON COMPUTA? WAT U DOIN UP? WAS U MASABATIN!!!!" I hesitate, and confusedly say "I just woke up..." She continues b***h and go to her room, and she's still bitching a stream of bitchiness to this moment.
Now I'm totally out of the ******** mood so I just spent almost an hour working at it for NOTHING, since I never even got to finish up. ******** ugly fat b***h why'd it have to wake up...
If I would have known I'D NOT GET TO FINISH, I would have went to sleep nearly 2 ******** hours ago.
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asdf
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:28 pm
Soooo, your saying your mom caught you fapping? <_<
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:38 pm
What is asdf? sweatdrop
http://justgotcaught.ytmnd.com/
I keep seeing it everywhere at random invervals >_>
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:48 pm
Father Knows Best i What is asdf? sweatdrop http://justgotcaught.ytmnd.com/I keep seeing it everywhere at random invervals >_> The first four letters of the home keys. asdfjkl;
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Bag of Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:58 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:01 pm
Bag of Monster Father Knows Best i What is asdf? sweatdrop http://justgotcaught.ytmnd.com/I keep seeing it everywhere at random invervals >_> The first four letters of the home keys. asdfjkl; But that's it? xd I knew that, I just figured it had some deeper meaning. Like WOOT, I didn't know it meant "We own the other team" till like a month ago >_>
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Bag of Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:13 pm
Father Knows Best i Bag of Monster Father Knows Best i What is asdf? sweatdrop http://justgotcaught.ytmnd.com/I keep seeing it everywhere at random invervals >_> The first four letters of the home keys. asdfjkl; But that's it? xd I knew that, I just figured it had some deeper meaning. Like WOOT, I didn't know it meant "We own the other team" till like a month ago >_> ...That's what woot means? Srsly? I just considered it woo with a T and put no more thought into it. I HAVE FAILED YE, INTERNET.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:10 pm
Bag of Monster Father Knows Best i Bag of Monster Father Knows Best i What is asdf? sweatdrop http://justgotcaught.ytmnd.com/I keep seeing it everywhere at random invervals >_> The first four letters of the home keys. asdfjkl; But that's it? xd I knew that, I just figured it had some deeper meaning. Like WOOT, I didn't know it meant "We own the other team" till like a month ago >_> ...That's what woot means? Srsly? I just considered it woo with a T and put no more thought into it. I HAVE FAILED YE, INTERNET.
Also.
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oh that's good s**t.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:16 pm
Lol! I sleep naked as is. So I can get away with anything! You could've said you were getting dressed for bed, and she caught you naked while looking for pj's?
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:13 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:12 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:39 pm
This copypasta is not so delicious. Alright, but I've had better.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:34 pm
[.SamusAran.] This copypasta is not so delicious. Alright, but I've had better. You didn't know it was copypasta till I told you it was blaugh
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:35 pm
My family know not to bother me after 10PM.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:16 am
You crafty b*****d D=
I was feeling for you man... ;~~~;
HERE. HAVE YOUR KNIFE BACK.
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