A lesson in history,
what a wonderful thing.
You've got one,
I got one.
The lesson,
'O what a wonderful lesson it is.
Don't retailiate,
don't pick up that gun.
Oh Bismark, Bismark,
Such a German enthusiast.
Provoking, revoking, and sulking,
Don't provoke,
'O don't pick up the pen.
Don't send the Ems,
'O, please, Bismark, Please.
I beg you reconsider,
'O war will start again you know.
Don't listen to Maccavelli,
'O please don't read the Prince anymore.
You've fought the Danish, Austrians, and..,
O' now this, the French.
You terrible b*****d,
O' please hear me out.
Hear my plea,
O' please, Bismark, come see.
See my reasoning,
O' please don't..
Now its too late,
war has begun.
The French fight and fight,
lose at Seden.
Napoleon III,
you stupid b*****d.
You picked up that rifle,
and marched off to war.
Bismark, O', Bismark,
Don't crown in Versaille.
Now the French want revenge,
you blind old fool.
You let the cut fester,
rot, and pester!
Bismark old fool,
Wake up from your nap.
WWI is coming,
can't you see it a mile away.
Bismark you fool!
Don't let this happen!
Now WWI started,
you old, cruel b*****d.
A lesson of time is learned here today,
don't pick up the rifle,
don't let the wound fester, pester, and infect.
If your the docter and have an infection,
who will cure Europe?
Blind, Old bat.
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