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 Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:00 pm
You've probably heard of this game, but for those who haven't: There is a fad going around the Internet called "Chuck Norris Facts". This is the same basic idea, but you can post them about ANYONE (Norris, Mr. T, Jack Bauer, etc.) The only rule is that you don't put one someone else has put.
I'll start: If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Hitler and Stalin, have sex with Nina, and then club her to death with the gun.
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:29 pm
Unbeknownst to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike The Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Vin Diesel, the Triforce of Mr. T, and the Triforce of Chuck Norris, all held by Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, respectively. If all the pieces of the Triforce come together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and that Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay.
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