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So I went to babelfish.altavista.com and translated "I want to hold your hand" from one language to another and when I translated it back to English I got "Your hand wants preserves the i which". XD

I never use babelfish since it invariably screws up anything it touches.

It's good for amusement, though.

(translated to french, to spanish, to english)
Use never babelfish since it invariably upwards screws it of something of the contacts.

It is good for the diversion, nevertheless.

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust from entering along with him."

"It was an luminous cold day in you open them, and the synchronization donors have attacked of the thirteen. Winston Smith its mento nuzzled quickly slipped in its chest in order to go in front of the ordinary wind, with the doors in glass of the villas of Victoria, well that not enough quickly, in order to prevent a vortex of the powder kiesigen in entering it in collaboration with he."

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like and all theat David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They're quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They're nice and all--I'm not saying that--but they're also touchy as hell. Besides, I'm not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything. I'll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me around last Christmas just before I got pretty run-down and had to come out here and take it easy.


Changed to Russian and back

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Holy crap. O_O I just put yer name through that linkie, Vi.

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That's the one I was thinking of! I couldn't find it! heart

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