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 Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:20 pm
The lights dim down and slowly return to a deep red as music starts and dogs bark....
"Can't be Touched" by the Body Head Bangerz begins to play as a video of a man setting various wrestlers on fire begins to play. As the red lights brighten- a red Hummer can be seen on the ramp as it drives down. A man in a black boxing robe gets in the ring and plays a "chord" of air guitar to make pyro rain down on the ring as the lights return to normal. The hood is taken off, revealing the face of the infamous Snypa Rifle- known for lighting fires. The crowd explodes into excitement upon seeing the legendary pyromaniac.
Snypa takes a mic...
"So, this is the famous PAW? It'll do for a wrestling promotion. Well, anyway- I was in town to check out the joint because my big brother, who's the former Crimson King Champion Damien Ace is under contract here."
The crowd cheers for Damien.
"But what gets to me is that there's some guy who comes back after a knee injury and starts declaring that he deserves a shot at Havok. Yeah, I'm talking about the supposed "Big Tymer" Diego Alva. Yo, Diego- I got a problem with that. I don't like arrogant sons of bitches like you. So why don't you come out here and we can settle this like men? Oh, yeah. Save the homo jokes for someone who cares. I support gay rights."
The last comment gets excitement out of the GLBT community in the crowd. Snypa sits back as he waits for Diego.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:34 pm
YALL AIN'T READY! IT'S TIME TO GO BIG!
It's just ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
fifteeen percent concentrated power of will.
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain,
and ONE HUNDRED percent reason to remember the name!
The crowd roared and leaped to their feet as the "Big Timer" Diego Alva appeared on stage, a confident smile glued to his face. Letting his theme music play for a few moments, Diego ran his fingers around his neck, sounding for the music to die out. Now, without the loud music, you could hear the Alva chants echoeing throughout the building. Raising his hand to quiet the people, Diego smiled, before licking his lips and raising the mic to his mouth.
"THE BIG TIMER IS HOME!!"
Diego yelled into the mic, tiliting his face upwards to face the cieling as the big timer chants rained forth from the crowd once more. Diego cuffed a hand over his ear and pointed to the crowd, while looking at Snypa, asking him with his body language if he could hear the chants. After a few moments Diego once again raised his hand to quiet the crowd, before raising the mic to his mouth once more, looking down the ramp at Snypa.
"Woa, woa, woa! Chill dude! Who are you again? I mean, for a second there, I thought some stupid wrestler was calling me out. You see, around here to call me out from back stage you either have to be crazy, stupid, or a combination of the two."
Diego said this with a smug smirk, trying to entertain the crowd, before his face turned to a serious expression.
"But seeing as how your standing there, I guess you were talking to me. Listen dude, I don't know who you think you are, but let Uncle Alva fill you in on the latest. Yeah, I did just get back from a knee injury, but you obviously don't know who I am. I'm the big timer baby, and I beat the great Masked to earn that title, only to be stripped of it unfairly. The tournament that they placed up for the vacant title, I was unable to compete in, due to the previously mentioned knee injury."
Diego paused for a second, looking at his knee and shaking his head, before returning his gaze towards the man in the ring once more.
"Arrogance is for posers. I've earned my way every step, people have just forgotten how good I am in my abscence. I got a way of proving my worth though, by shutting big mouthes like yours. THEY-"
At this point, Diego pointed to the crowd.
"KNOW THAT THE BIG TIMER NEVER BACKS DOWN FROM A FIGHT! I'm a fighting champion, with or without my belt. So, I will settle this like "men" with you. You wanna know why? I think you know why. BECAUSE I'M THE BIG TIMER, AND THIS IS HOW WE DO IT BIG!"
The crowd had said the last bit of Diego's tag line with him, before the former champ tossed the mic to the ground and began to walk down the ramp. Dressed in his ring attire and a Big timer T-shirt, Diego began to take the shirt off as he walked down the steel ramp way, tossing the thing into audience as a flock of screaming girls leaped for it. As Diego neared the ring, he sped his pace and dove under neath the bottom rope, leaping to his feet before Snypa would get to him. He then ran at the man, and once he would reach him, Diego would attempt to swing a series of lefts and rights at the wrestler. He was not going to look like a poser, he was going to beat the hell out of this disrespecting nobody.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:50 pm
"Big mouth like mine? Think again, buddy. I know who you are and frankly- you don't know anything. When you got put on the sidelines- you got knocked off the top of the ladder. And I suppose you're too lazy to climb it. And as so, I'm going to go ahead and deflate that big head of yours."
And with that, the infamous pyromaniac manages to throw his hat and shirt to the crowd. Snypa is also popular with the ladies, but not with Alva as he is on the receiving ends of some serious shots which Snypa attempts to fire back at him.
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:22 pm
Diego, begining to get on the recieving end of Snypa's blows, decided to attempt to take the upperhand. Stepping forwards and turning so that his flank faced his opponent, the former champ attempted to hook Snypa's chin wtih the crook of his elbow, by so upper arm uppercutting the man. He would then proceeded to attempt to hit the man with an hard right clothesline, which, if connecting, would most likely send the wrestler over the top rope, due to their close proximity to the nylon coated wires..
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:22 pm
Snypa is hit with the shot and as he is about to be sent over, he looks to back drop Diego along with him.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:31 pm
Diego feels his body weight begin to be shifted up in the air, but can do nothing but grab the ropes to slow his fall as he is flipped over the top rope, along with Snypa, and fell towards the unforgiving concrete below. Feeling slightly stunned as he landed with a thump, Diego fought hard to get to his feet quickly, before attempting to grab Snypa and bash his head off of the announce table.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:59 pm
Snypa is up to his feet at the same time, and as he is grabbed- he puts his foot against the table and attempts to smash Diego's face into it instead.
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:21 pm
[[ In the interest of time ]]
As a hand was placed on teh back of Diego's head, the big timer ducked down, placing both hands down on the announce table to prevent his head from colliding with it's surface. Then, trying to prevent Snypa from having any time to react, Diego would side step so he was behind his opponent and go for the DKO. If it connected, Diego would leave through the crowd and leave Snypa to pick himself up off the floor.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:28 am
((In the interest of getting the next PPV started, I have to end this...))
Diego sidesteps, looking for the DKO. The DKO sends Snypa down as the Big Timer leaves....Snypa gets up, glaring at Diego.
But that's not relevant. Later, as Diego was seen going to his car, Snypa rushes in from behind, attacking him viciously through a series of lefts and rights. And when the time was right, Snypa kicked Diego's head against the door of the car. If that wasn't enough, he also pulls out a lighter.
Damien Ace, Snypa's older brother, comes in to save the Big Timer.
Damien: "Wait a minute!"
Snypa looks up.
Damien: "Don't do it. Shadow has a match scheduled for you at March Madness. It'll be you and Diego here...in a match that you're gonna bring to PAW for your debut...the Dungeon of Satan."
Snypa: "Sure thing...you got lucky, Big Timer. You won't be as lucky this Sunday."
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