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 Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:53 pm
Ok, so I have this friend who makes a lot of really silly yo mama jokes all the time, and the other day she saw me reading one of the HP books and teased me about it (not like bad, she was kidding), and I said 'yeah well your face.' and she said 'your mom.' and I said 'what about her?' and she said....
"Yo mama is so fat, she makes Hagrid look like a size three."
So I thought it was funny, and, I mean, come on, everyone does yo mama jokes. So I thought, just for fun, we could have a thread for Harry Potter yo mama jokes. Not to be mean or anything, but just to laugh about. So here's the thread. Have at it!
*Voting Rules*
Every week (on Friday) we're going to count up the votes for the favorite "Yo Mama". Yes, that means that you...SHOULD, but don't have to look through all the pages of the Yo Mamas for that particular week. Be sure to send the name of the winner AND the joke, in case they have posted more than one (this way their votes don't get clumped together and they win because of that... it wouldn't be fair if someone posted two ok ones and someone else posted a really funny one, and the ok ones votes got put together and wound up being more than the funny one got. We are voting by joke, not just person.)
To send your vote, PM KitaAmaya or Aeariel.
Again, voting closes on Friday
(NOTE: for the time being, please send votes to KitaAmaya, because I will be unable to keep track of votes)
Be sure to be honest about who you vote for. In other words, don't vote for yours simply because it's yours. If you TRULY and honestly think that yours is the funniest/best Yo Mama, then sure, vote for it.
Winner of the week receives 2k.
I hope this works. If you have any suggestions, then please PM either Aeariel (me... duh hee hee) or the lovely KitaAmaya, whom we have to thank for the suggestion to turn this into a game *is deliberatly giving Kita props*
Note: As of yet, this will NOT be coming from Acciofunds.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:11 pm
Ah I love the creativity!
"Yo mama's so fat, she makes Mr. Dursley look like Tyra."
Sorry I am very bad at these!
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:08 pm
Alright! Cool idea for a thread!
'Yo mama so ugly she made Umbridge look like a Vila!'
I so wanted to wanted to say she mad Mad Eye Moody look like Edward Cullen, but I don't think everyone knows who he is. *shakes her head in sadness*
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:40 pm
Yo mama so fat she couldn't even fit in the Prefects bathtub. neutral
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:44 pm
Yo mama's so ugly she makes a troll look like a beauty queen!
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:54 am
Yo mama's so nice that she makes Mrs. Weasley seem like Voldemort...?
FAILURE.
Dx
Yo mama's so cruel that her name became an Unforgivable Curse.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:56 am
AkitoSousuke Yo mama's so cruel that her name became an Unforgivable Curse. EPIC WIN!!! That is fantastic. I laughed until I coughed up my liver... Yo mama so awesome I almost love her as much as Neville xp
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:04 pm
Haha...?
Yo mama's so fat that Wingardium Leviosa doesn't work on her!
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:48 pm
Umm...
Akito..
T.T
Yo mama's so protective, she makes Mrs. Weasley seem like a carefree parent.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:36 am
Ahh...
Yo mama's so albino she makes Draco Malfoy seem African.
I hope that was okay... O_o domokun
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:44 am
Haha. Love this.
'Yo mama's so fat, she did the engorgement charm on herself and nothing happened.'
Well, at least I tried. D:
@D_Metria: People don't know who EDWARD CULLEN is?!
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:10 pm
D, I know who he is, and that makes her one ugly mother!
Ok, yo mama is so ugly, she makes Trevor look like Prince Charming!
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:31 pm
"Wit beyond measure...Oooo! I got one! Okay here it goes:
Yo mamma's so big, when she puts on the Invisibility Cloak, it only covers her finger! Wow.I just read it to myself and realized how stupid that one was.Oh well, at least I tried! ...is a man's greatest treasure."
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:54 pm
Lol. It made an interesting image though.
Haha.
Yo mama's so bad at cooking that she makes Hagrid look like Emeril.
*Note: Emeril is a cooking celebrity who's quite rich...x]
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:40 am
Yo momma's so stupid that her boggart was a book. stare
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