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 Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:12 pm
This is about HOW you got here. As a dork you must've gotten here some weird way. I'll start.
I was at my computer when I walked out of the room. I was teleported to some weird galaxy. Aliens tied me up but a laser out of nowhere zapped me back. Than I made this thread. That is how I got here, next time might be more interesting. Things just happen to me out of nowhere.
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:14 pm
HaWkGiRL This is about HOW you got here. As a dork you must've gotten here some weird way. I'll start. I was at my computer when I walked out of the room. I was teleported to some weird galaxy. Aliens tied me up but a laser out of nowhere zapped me back. Than I made this thread. That is how I got here, next time might be more interesting. Things just happen to me out of nowhere. Back in first grade, I was tested into the advanced class and in third grade, I went full time. I realized my dorkiness. It really flourished as late as this June((late bloomer)) when my friend introduced to the movie 'Breakfast Club'
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:18 am
PoLaRsNuGgLeS HaWkGiRL This is about HOW you got here. As a dork you must've gotten here some weird way. I'll start. I was at my computer when I walked out of the room. I was teleported to some weird galaxy. Aliens tied me up but a laser out of nowhere zapped me back. Than I made this thread. That is how I got here, next time might be more interesting. Things just happen to me out of nowhere. Back in first grade, I was tested into the advanced class and in third grade, I went full time. I realized my dorkiness. It really flourished as late as this June((late bloomer)) when my friend introduced to the movie 'Breakfast Club' they did a scene from that movie at the school, my friend Rachel was the "princess" and Wayatte was the "punk/theif person" some girl that I used to talk to alot, but I forgot her name, she played the guy "nerd" and the sports person....who was that...OH yewah! I dunno...lol. My friends gf was the quiet person. I got here by...um...well, my mom love(d/s) my dad very much, so they had a special hug. once the hug was over, a baby was in the baby factory and was being made for 9 months. On April 3rd, a baby came out of my mom's v****a, and it was me (ew....my moms v****a...ewww...v****a's in general...ewww) then I stubled across a computer, internet, aqnd 13 years in the life of Brian, he found a guild perfect for him
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:20 am
brian kidnapped omnispork and tortured him until he invited me to this guild so then i joined and became dorkyer than i already am.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 8:05 am
after a tortured life of a special school (for three years) I gound happiness in RolePlaying.... unfortunatly on Neopets. About a year later I found gaia. was happier. Then The guilds started and I found my lifes calling. thirteen years of waiting and I found a Dorky guild!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:53 pm
meg skellington brian kidnapped omnispork and tortured him until he invited me to this guild so then i joined and became dorkyer than i already am. It was a ploy on my part. i let myself be kidnapped to find out hte location of his hiden base ninja I'm from teh future. if i said anymore it might destroy the universe
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:56 pm
omnispork meg skellington brian kidnapped omnispork and tortured him until he invited me to this guild so then i joined and became dorkyer than i already am. It was a ploy on my part. i let myself be kidnapped to find out hte location of his hiden base ninja I'm from teh future. if i said anymore it might destroy the universe !!!! *puts hand over your mouth* You weren't supposed to tell *does the men in black flashy thingy so people will have memory erased*
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:14 pm
Derek Keebler omnispork meg skellington brian kidnapped omnispork and tortured him until he invited me to this guild so then i joined and became dorkyer than i already am. It was a ploy on my part. i let myself be kidnapped to find out hte location of his hiden base ninja I'm from teh future. if i said anymore it might destroy the universe !!!! *puts hand over your mouth* You weren't supposed to tell *does the men in black flashy thingy so people will have memory erased* *dies of brain cancer*
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:23 pm
omnispork Derek Keebler omnispork meg skellington brian kidnapped omnispork and tortured him until he invited me to this guild so then i joined and became dorkyer than i already am. It was a ploy on my part. i let myself be kidnapped to find out hte location of his hiden base ninja I'm from teh future. if i said anymore it might destroy the universe !!!! *puts hand over your mouth* You weren't supposed to tell *does the men in black flashy thingy so people will have memory erased* *dies of brain cancer* oh yeah, lol
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:54 pm
I was eating breakfast one fine Sater-weden-mon-friday morning when I turned on my TV. It flashed bright colors and my head kept repeating the words DIRK GUOLD when I thought harder and wondered why it was pronounced wrong. My mind beat me into subission. Then I woke up and I was in front of the computer screen. It said write a reason why I should join the Dork Guild. I thought about it and I still forget to this very day what exactly I typed. Whatever it was, it got me in.
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:31 pm
I was bored.. and I wanted to stop feeling like a dork because I wasn't part of a guild... and then I found the perfect guild. The title of the dork guild shined at me and called my name... it called to me... so I knew that I should stop at NOTHING to join it... and live out the wonderful life of dorkdom. heart
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:33 pm
To this day I still wonder how I got here. I was just walking down the street. MINDING my own buisness when this dude just popped out from a bush!
"Wanna buy a camel?"
He asked me. WELL! What could I do, no good hearted person in their right mind would refuse to buy a camel so I did. THAT'S when it all happend. The dude disappeared and I was left with that camel. So off I got with that camel when it stopped walking. I turn to look at it, and can you believe it? He punched me in the face! Not the gut! OR the knee cap! Right in the face! So of course....it was on. I took a swing at him, he cracked his hoof in my face, I gave him a black eye and a bloody lip. I made that camel my b***h. Well after the war was over I took him to a local bar and ordered him a shot of rum, not that crappy kind they try to sell you at the store. You know the good stuff. And so after many years of drinking that rum I stumbled, drunkly around, wandering from here to there until I came here and became sober by the smell of hot coco and warm cheese. And that kiddies is how Meushi became queen of London. Next week I'll tell of how I flew to the moon on the back of a hunchback rabbit!
Wait what were we talking about again?
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:22 pm
Well, after putting in yet another long day at S-Mart's stock room, (Shop smart. Shop S-Mart!) I went to go check up on this utter hottie who works out front. Mr. Ubber Hottie had apparently gone on vacation with his girlfriend to a cabin in the woods and hadn't been back in like a week. I took a sick day and went to go looking for him.
There was a cabin, some trees, a big swirling vortex, a wood chopping block, a rocking chair... Did I mention the swirling vortex? Anyways, somehow I ended up drafted into some kind of zombie army of darkness. There was a big fight. We lost.
As the losers, we had to do like 500,000,000,000 hours of community service. We drew straws for the good jobs and then the crappy ones. I lost on that one as well. I went on a quest to put the Necronomicron on the big altar in the graveyard. I get there and there's this prissy lich-king talking about how I gotta use the password - being a total tool about it. Some old guy told me Cracktoo Beretta Stricnine, but that just sent Mr. I'm-A-Corpse-King into a full blown hissy fit. He made me fight him with a florecent light bulb - pretending they were swords. It was actually the dreaded Darth Lucas who was, in his life, responsible for movies 1-3 so I had to frag him. Anyway, I take him down and he starts whining about the Porsce and how you can't take on a Jedi Master. I got bored, went to the nearest tavern and got really drunk, couldn't pay for it so they kicked me out.
Woke up in a wagon, dressed in armor. I had "volunteered" to go on this quest to find and murder some green-skinned b***h who lived with monkies. The bar wench was there, so was this guy who had a thing for metal - fetish-scary that on was. They had this other nut convinced he was a dog or something, and the last guy was the wench's dealer. Our driver was hot though, Vin Petrol or something like that. He had to wear sunglasses cause his eyes could see in the dark.
We found some poppies and traded em with the green chick for a broom or something. I don't know. I was too busy watching tall, bald, and sexy live and breathe to notice the little stuff. The four losers from town ditched us at this huge green city. (Poor me! blaugh ) So Petrol and I went looking for some plumbers he knew that could hook us up with a ride.
On the way, we were kidnapped by these like ghost pirates and had to teach them limericks and how to make paper hats. There was a surprise party for the Captain and Vin Petrol made him a terra cotta model of the ship - I think it was called the Snack Earl or something. Anways, The Captain made Petrol his cabin boy and I got stuck in the crow's nest.
We were on our way to some island to get Vin made into an immortal ghost pirate too when this HUGE storm hit. Vin got washed over board and when they threw him a line there a pail on the end of it. It hit him in the head and killed him. Then the Captain started crying like a girl and talking about revenge against the white pail and how he'd never rest - blah blah. I decided to steal a little boat and leave. I mean hey - no hottie - no reason to stay aboard, right?
I washed up here and thought. "Oh my god! And island of cannibalistic pixel freaks! Sign me up!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:31 pm
I forget who it was, but a sig-link, just a sig-link, its 2:30 in the morning and I cant make up something more super-tasticalful.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:10 am
Just randomly typed in a random word (dork) and signed up for the first guild that came up
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