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 Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:26 am
Ok I can't be the only peron who sees random phrases & cracks up laughing so please post some you know!!!
Ancient proverb
Man going through airport turnstile sideways is going to bangkok!!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:19 am
Man with hand down pants is always cocky.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:40 pm
Wise man once said never to play leapfrog with a unicorn
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:40 pm
Ninja's are sexelent ninja 4laugh
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:35 pm
I love Hentai and or porn. Makes my sex life cleaner.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:19 pm
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b***h."
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
d**k Cavett
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:39 am
if men had periods then they would be bragging about the size of there tampon
ninja
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:20 am
If men are from Mars, I know a happy woman with a rocket ship.
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:41 pm
Sexist phrases
Men surprised pause Men:stral pain Men:tal Illness Guy:necologist His:terectomy
Ever noticed all women's problems start with men 3nodding
Men are like toilets: Engaged Out of use Smelly & Full of s**t 3nodding
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk lol
And a random (but funny) one xd
Children in the dark cause accidents; accidents in the dark cause children redface
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:58 pm
Fat people are harder to kidnap..............
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:04 pm
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded....
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:43 am
Remember a crowded elevator smells very different to a midget
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:48 pm
From the movie Tank Girl.
It's like the first time you had sex, youh ave to say to yourself...daddy, are you sure this is ok?
xp
To which was replied, (laughing) You're sick.
Another by me,
I have tons of friends!! It's just that they're all in my head biggrin
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:51 pm
'No one would KNOW let alone CARE about anarchy if Hot Topic didn't sell crap with that stupid A on it'
I heard that somewhere on here xd
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:19 pm
Pogo Remember a crowded elevator smells very different to a midget You once agaain prove that: Pogo =/< Everyone else
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