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 Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:36 pm
Okay... so the title for this is pretty self-explanatory. You ask a question, and the next person gives a stupid answer. Kay? Great. mrgreen
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:59 pm
Because the superior being that you worshiped was a great painter and didn't have any other colors to paint the sky with...
Why is it called a Hershey's kiss?
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:39 pm
Because they originally wanted to call it a Hershey's Hug, but they thought that would be mean to amputees who had lost an arm...
Why do M&M's melt in your hand, even thought they aren't supposed to?
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:55 pm
Because of Carbon-dioxide emissions in our atmosphere
How much does a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:08 pm
2.3 miligrams
How many boards would the mongols hoarde if the mongol hoardes got bored?
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:32 pm
42 gallons
I just lit a cookie on fire, what do I do?
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:14 am
eat it. you can't let a cookie go to waste!
why is it 60 degrees out in the middle of Feb?
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:48 am
One word, flatulence....
What's the sound of one hand clapping?
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:22 am
it sounds like a dying walrus
what do you call a fly with one wing?
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:30 am
A german rap artist.
How long does a bird live?
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:01 pm
about 364 years
why is your hair green?
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:10 pm
Because one day a green apple fell on my head....
Why are jesters so awesome?
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:32 pm
because you're delusional
how much does one of these avatars weigh?
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:37 pm
23.9 meters
Why are there so many different flavors of ice cream?
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:20 pm
so that there are more colors of ice cream-induced vomit.
what is the funniest joke in the world?
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