Welcome to Gaia! ::

It was the desert area of Towns. It was the early morning, and the sun of Gaia was rising. It was quiet. The grass was moist, and the birds were chirping.

"See any n00bs?" Grinny asked, pretending her Syaoran's Goggles were binoculars. The n00bs were always out here.

"Grinny, do we have to do this way out in this place? Why don't we go to Barton 1000 or something?"

"But all the really funny n00bs are out here. Everything there is either a bot or looking to get some pixel a**. Maybe a guy will come and I can tell him to get off my lawn?"

"Ugh."

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It was the shady area of Gaia Towns.

The lights were flickering. There was a slight rain from above, making the air humid and uncomfortable. People were sitting on their cars. They would mysteriously disappear and then return, complaining about those '******** cows' or whatever.

"Okay Volly. Go for it. >D The one in starter clothes."

"Oh, fine. You better give me 100 gold for this, though."

Volly's unbelievable smexy loli avatar 'ran' across the screen, going over to a guy in neutral jeans and a warm starter shirt, and started repeatedly pressing the Pose button.

There was a pause.

...

"omg wtf r u doin u raepist??/"

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PPS Meeting: 5pm. Get together.

It was 5:10, and there were already at least seven PPS members there.

They were sitting around in a circle near the convienience store sliding doors, chatting away.

Then... POOF.

A noobish male avatar stood.

The girls stopped talking.

"Oh my gawd. What the hell is a guy doing here?" Grinny said. Non-estrogen-producing-humans were not welcome.

He stood for five minutes silent and not moving.

"... I think he died." Volly stated.

The Penguins sat warily for a few more long moments.

Then, the n00b moved.

There was an uncomfortable pause amoung them.

...

"omg volatile ur avi is hawt do u hav a bf?"

...

"Um. Excuse me?"

"im srsly into gothic loli avis lol do u hav a bf?"

A few disturbed emoticons appears over some of the Penguins heads. Some lol'd. Some could only say, "..."

Then, they all proceeded to walk over Volly and completely overlap her, pressing their Pose buttons.

The n00b argued.

The Penguins pressed the Pose button faster. Volly sat there.

"omg u guise r lezbianz ew"

AND POOF HE WENT.

Everyone stopped.

...

"Ha ha. One for all, and all for one."

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"omg dis feels so gud" A female n00b said, while a male n00b in front of her was pressing the Pose button repeatedly. "omg do it fastr it feelz so gud"

He pressed the Pose button faster. He had to give it to her good.

"omg... omg... omg..."

And then, the door opened suddenly with a crash.

"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL." Grin lol'd.

"omg... omg... omg..." Volly mocked, with a laughing emote over her head.

"Ox MAY THE GOD MUFFIN SMITE YOU CYBERING BUFOONS!" Cried Sagey, as she threw a muffin to the ground, and the delicious food broke in two. The muffin God proceeded to smite them with lightning, and the two n00bs turned to ashes.

"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL." Grin continued.

"omg y'd u guise hav 2 ruin teh mood :c" Volly said, in the n00b language.

"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL."

A few moments passed.

...

"It smells like freshly baked muffins in here. ^_^ Yay muffin God!"

(This has secretly been an advertisement for muffins. Go buy some. Now.)

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:] Hope you had a good V-Day.
I wanted to do something kind random and funny.

And Sagey is teh guest star at the last story. :'D

I hope you like them~