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whats funnyer to make fun of?
  Band?
  Orchestra? (only strings)
  The ppl in guitar1 playing marry had a little lamb
  The ppl in band1 who can't get there instruments to make a singal sound
  The ppl in orchestra1 who make that HORRIFIC screaching noise and dare call it music
  The ppl in piano1 playing marry had a little lamb
  The CONDUCTERS!
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Xigbar II of XIII
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:52 pm


*looks at masa's boyfriend playing his violin*
*cuts the lowest string*
u broke ur g-string

lol

(clasic stringed instrument joke)

LETS HEAR SOME FUNNY PPL
biggrin
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:20 am


viperviolist
*looks at masa's boyfriend playing his violin*
*cuts the lowest string*
u broke ur g-string

lol

(clasic stringed instrument joke)

LETS HEAR SOME FUNNY PPL
biggrin


HAHA, VERY funny viper... stare
I enjoy making fun of band, even though I AM a band geek xd
It's fun to mock the trumpets... I have heard a good deal of trumpet mocking... they are so full of themselves xd
And I love making fun of other flautists... because they are so ignorant of how their own instrument WORKS domokun
That wet stuff coming out the end? IT'S CONDENSATION, NOT SALIVA. rofl
Hmm... I need to get a good VIOLA joke evil
REVENGE!!! xd jk razz

Rocker_Masamune
Vice Captain


Rocker_Masamune
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:21 am


Now for a REAL joke!
How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter. They break the lightbulb by playing their instrument.
xd
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:37 pm


im a trumpet player but i know what you mean theres only 2 people besides me in trumpet section that dont make you feel like you need to go home and overdose on tylinal(dont know how to spell hope its right) but im getting out of band ever since i found guitar trumpet doesnt really mean much to me

Secondgod


Xigbar II of XIII
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:06 pm


There r quite a few lightbulb+violinist jokes (or so ive herd) but not manny good viola ones so GOOD LUCK
mrgreen
PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:26 am


You forgot about "Free Bird!"

LEDDIE
Crew



Novatechfx Warrior


PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:30 pm


I like telling girl guitarists that i can see their g-string! It takes em a while, then i laugh!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:14 pm


that is a clasic stringed instrument joke

BUT IT NEVER GETS OLD!
rofl

Xigbar II of XIII
Captain


Dean Keaton
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:39 pm


One time someone walked up to me and my friend (who also plays guitar) and asked "If I can play guitar hero on expert, playing a real guitar should be easy, right?" Me and my friend laughed our asses off.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:39 pm


Oh, yes...The Guitar Queer-oes who think they can really play are quite funny.

That's not saying I don't like GH, because it's actually really addictive.

LEDDIE
Crew


Dean Keaton
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:21 pm


FemmeSlash
Oh, yes...The Guitar Queer-oes who think they can really play are quite funny.

That's not saying I don't like GH, because it's actually really addictive.
Yeah, I love GH, but people who think they can play a real guitar because of it are funny. And stupid.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:39 pm


Nihonsei
FemmeSlash
Oh, yes...The Guitar Queer-oes who think they can really play are quite funny.

That's not saying I don't like GH, because it's actually really addictive.
Yeah, I love GH, but people who think they can play a real guitar because of it are funny. And stupid.


I think its funny that people say im good at guitar hero only cuz i play a real electric guitar. They have it all wrong. I played guitar before i played guitar hero, and i sukd at guitar hero the first time.


Novatechfx Warrior



Dean Keaton
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:38 pm


kyote-san
Nihonsei
FemmeSlash
Oh, yes...The Guitar Queer-oes who think they can really play are quite funny.

That's not saying I don't like GH, because it's actually really addictive.
Yeah, I love GH, but people who think they can play a real guitar because of it are funny. And stupid.


I think its funny that people say im good at guitar hero only cuz i play a real electric guitar. They have it all wrong. I played guitar before i played guitar hero, and i sukd at guitar hero the first time.
Yeah, it goes against what you're used to playing on a real guitar so much you suck at it lol.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:17 pm


Nihonsei
kyote-san
Nihonsei
FemmeSlash
Oh, yes...The Guitar Queer-oes who think they can really play are quite funny.

That's not saying I don't like GH, because it's actually really addictive.
Yeah, I love GH, but people who think they can play a real guitar because of it are funny. And stupid.


I think its funny that people say im good at guitar hero only cuz i play a real electric guitar. They have it all wrong. I played guitar before i played guitar hero, and i sukd at guitar hero the first time.
Yeah, it goes against what you're used to playing on a real guitar so much you suck at it lol.


HEARS WHAT U DO!

make them play a song from guitar hero that u know and play ur REAL guitar while there playing the song and when there done, make them swap there gh controler 4 the guitar and get ready 4 a LMAO session. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


a perfect example of this is ONE by Metalica.

Xigbar II of XIII
Captain


Rocker_Masamune
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:09 pm


I WILL figure out a good viola joke! evil
xd
And lmfao viper why'd you feel the need to make fun of my bf? razz
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE PWNS SO FREAKING MUCH!!! scream
xd kidding... lol..
Meh... nobody's gonna make fun of flute?
When we play high F, we flick you off xd
It's quite amusing... rolleyes
It took me a year of playing the flute to forget that I was doing that... xd
Now F's just a note... and that fingering's just a fingering razz
And... LOL.
I'm seriously gonna think up a wicked violist joke and PWN you with it, viper blaugh
YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!!! cool
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