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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:18 am


Alright, the rules are simple and the concept is entertaining enough. PAY ATTENTION. Okay, so I write two lines of a song -any song- and in this case, the song will be Creepy Doll by Jonathan Coulton. The two lines will be:

You put the box in the fireplace
Next to your bag of big city money


Now your job is to take ONE WORD from my two lines and write another two lines from a song (a real song, kids) using that word in there somewhere. IE, I would then take two lines from the song Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana.

CREEPY DOLL - JONATHAN COULTON
You put the box in the fireplace
Next to your bag of big city money


HEART SHAPED BOX - NIRVANA
I've been locked inside your heart shaped box for weeks.
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap


Alright, sweet. Now go for it, kids.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:22 am


OMG NO WAI. xd

Okay, let's see...

HEART SHAPED BOX - NIRVANA
I've been locked inside your heart shaped box for weeks.
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap


KNOCK A LITTLE HARDER - YOKO KANNO/TIM JENSEN
Always keepin' safe inside
Where no one ever had a chance
To penetrate a break in


I know it's three lines, but that's okay, right? It sounded weird without the last one. Besides, they're short.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:28 am


LOL I WANT TO USE PENETRATE. Alas, maybe another day.

KNOCK A LITTLE HARDER - YOKO KANNO/TIM JENSEN
Always keepin' safe inside
Where no one ever had a chance
To penetrate a break in

And dude, this is your fault because you were talking about this song earlier:

A CAUTIONARY TALE - THE DECEMBERISTS
With dirty hands and trousers torn
They grapple until she's safe within their keeping
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:34 am


A CAUTIONARY TALE - THE DECEMBERISTS
With dirty hands and trousers torn
They grapple until she's safe within their keeping

WEIRD BEARD - THE MAD CADDIES
"Oh Mister can you tell me where I can find a man?"
"The only thing that you'll find's the back side of me hand!" (Ah!)


You should have used penetrate.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:37 am


Dude, you're such a cheater; that was totally four lines.

WEIRD BEARD - THE MAD CADDIES
"Oh Mister can you tell me where I can find a man?"
"The only thing that you'll find's the back side of me hand!" (Ah!)

HONEY HONEY - FEIST
Even if he wanted to
Do you think he'd come back?
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:40 am


No way, it was totally two. Look, one, two. ninja

I WANT TO POST THE WHOLE SONG. D:<

HONEY HONEY - FEIST
Even if he wanted to
Do you think he'd come back?

COME TOGETHER - THE BEATLES
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see;
Come together, right now, over me.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:51 am


COME TOGETHER - THE BEATLES
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see;
Come together, right now, over me.

A PERFECT SONNET - BRIGHT EYES
But I believe that lovers should be tied together and
Thrown into the ocean in the worst of weather
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:03 am


A PERFECT SONNET - BRIGHT EYES
But I believe that lovers should be tied together and
Thrown into the ocean in the worst of weather

SEA LEGS - THE SHINS
Throw all consequence aside
The chill aspire, people set alight.


I hope this works. This one was friggin' hard. Also, wtf, Bright Eyes?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:07 am


Dude, I'll cut you.

SEA LEGS - THE SHINS
Throw all consequence aside
The chill aspire, people set alight.

ANNA BEGINS - THE COUNTING CROWS
"If its love," she said,
"Then we're gonna have to think about the consequences."
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:17 am


Goddamnit, I thought I was off the hook! How did you tag so fast?!

ANNA BEGINS - THE COUNTING CROWS
"If its love," she said,
"Then we're gonna have to think about the consequences."

JUNK BOND TRADER - ELLIOTT SMITH
The first true love that folded at the slightest touch
Brought down like an old hotel

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:22 am


JUNK BOND TRADER - ELLIOTT SMITH
The first true love that folded at the slightest touch
Brought down like an old hotel

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO GUYS LIKE US IN PRISON - MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
Do you have the keys to the hotel?!
Cause' I'm gonna set this motherf***er on fire! (FIRE!!)



Dude, I'm a ninja. Duh. Anyway, I gave you an easy one that time, Love is totally in like every song ever. So quit whining.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:46 am


YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO GUYS LIKE US IN PRISON - MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
Do you have the keys to the hotel?!
Cause' I'm gonna set this motherf***er on fire! (FIRE!!)

DRIVEN UNDER - SEETHER
We have to succumb to the feelings we can never face--
I need you, I breathe you, I can't go through this all again.


Dude, sleep.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:58 am


I LOVE THIS LYRIC.

DRIVEN UNDER - SEETHER
We have to succumb to the feelings we can never face--
I need you, I breathe you, I can't go through this all again.

MATCHBOX 20 - BUSTED
I don't need you crowding up my space
I just want to get inside you


Also, dude, weak.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:40 pm


Awesome, they moved the thread. biggrin ... nd that is a pretty sweet lyric, man.

MATCHBOX 20 - BUSTED
I don't need you crowding up my space
I just want to get inside you

LEAD ME UPSTAIRS - DAVID GRAY
And as she lead me upstairs and whispered,
My whole summer turned cold.


Hope that works for you.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:14 am


LEAD ME UPSTAIRS - DAVID GRAY
And as she lead me upstairs and whispered,
My whole summer turned cold.

CONDOR AVE - ELLIOTT SMITH
little whisper smoke signs you'll never get
you're in your oldsmobile driving by the moon.
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