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(do not count this one in the vote at the end of the week. just posting it for fun.)

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

Does it have to be a joke or can it just be some weird little story that might make you laugh?

Here's my little one liner:
Fried chicken; bad for the heart, good for the soul.

And let me know if I can post the little story.

So I was boating on the ocean and this guy was out on his wave rider thingy and was trying to impress me and his friends by doing some tricks. He wiped out. We laughed at him as he came back up and then this shark came out of nowhere and started chomping on him but then spit him back up. We were like "yo, what the french toast?" and he was like "oh sorry, I'm a vegitarian". and I was like "oh come off it, he doesn't even look like a vegitable, you're a liar" and he was all like "yes he does! Tell me he doesn't resemble a carrot." and I was all "hmm, you've got a point there with the life jackets being orange and all" and he was all like "yeah, and I don't have the best eyes, do you know how hard it is to get glasses? No optomitrist will even visit me! And it's not like I can go in for an appointment or anything." I nodded and appologized. He accepted and we exchanged numbers and I said I'd call, but you know I won't. That's not how I roll. I wait for them to call me.

lol.